I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens

This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)

I've been away for 11 days, it's my first night back and this guy is sleeping against my legs. Craig goes to cuddle me and gets kicked hard in the gut like "stay away ape man"

my “not involved in child sex trafficking” press conference raised a lot of questions already answered by my press conference

Hi! Are you doomscrolling? Max loves you.

I wish Porter airlines was on this app so I could ask them why it's so FUCKING HOT on this plane like what is the point of that if not to make me lose my shit and rip off my own face

Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)

I have twin nephews and when I think of them at 2.5 I can’t even imagine dealing with them in the rubble of Gaza- Qamar has so much on her plate and needs to get food for her twins as well as for Elias who has a significant disability. Please help if you can.

"I got myself real good there" Craig, while giggling like a loon at something dumb he just said #ConversationsWithCraig

I've been so fortunate to work with Mohammed El Abadsa over the past year. He's such a brilliant and multi-talented person who is caring for his family in the midst of this genocide. Please donate if you can and share widely if not! chuffed.org/project/1548...

current mood

honor dick cheney’s memory by shooting someone in the face and making them apologize for it

Thinking about all the families around the world who faced unspeakable tragedies because of Dick Cheney- particularly families in Iraq and Afghanistan

They stop blaming others and they start pulling themselves up by their boot straps.

"If my funeral doesn't have strippers, I'm gonna fucking haunt you" #conversationswithcraig

Watching as we burn the earth to make creepy AI robots and realizing that humanity isn't going to be the race that establishes the Federation, it's going to be one of those weird loser planets from a mid-tier TNG episode

So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard

What I want to be: a brassy cunt that strikes fear into the hearts of men What I have: a face that gives complete strangers the urge to share all their deepest trauma

I’d say that it should be illegal to demolish any part of the White House but really, would it make any difference? Laws are for poors anyways. Along with morals and societal norms.

gestapo whining that people don't like them, incredible stuff from america's biggest fucking losers

a jewel heist at the louvre is a little derivative if you ask me

The fact that we didn't flatten Facebook/Meta and Zuckerberg after Cambridge Analytica will haunt us forever

Gender-based violence affects over half of Canada’s population and costs lives. Join YWCA presents The Walrus Talks Ending Gender-Based Violence for a national conversation on change. 📅 Ottawa | November 19 🔗 www.eventbrite.ca/e/the-walru... #EndingGBV #TheWalrusTalks

Benjamin Netanyahu's recent comments that Israel must start making its own weapons and become a self-sufficient "super Sparta" signals that the small colony might be willing to embrace its isolation — all in the name of annihilating Palestine.

I cannot stress this enough: do not use email for organizing. Set strict retention so emails delete after a short period of time. Assume every Big Tech company will rat you out to the gestapo without lifting a finger to protect your rights theintercept.com/2025/09/16/g...

Truer every single day

Every morning we wake up to a new article about Gaza that makes it sound like it spontaneously combusted because journalists refuse to mention Israel and suddenly we're all furious about censorship ok.

People legit yelled at me for 24 hours when I said it's extremely dumb to RSVP to a protest. Why hand your name over to a group organizing a protest/rally? Do you *want* to have to talk to the FBI? Treat anyone encouraging you to RSVP to a protest as a fed. End of.

welp

Today my boyfriend was going on a really impassioned, well-reasoned, scathing anti-capitalist rant and it was really hot and then he fumbled his words and said "Genital Electric" so that's all I ended up taking away from that. Such a shame.

I cannot relate to the newsletter economy where "your inbox is your home page." My inbox is where shit goes to die. I sign up for newsletters and then literally never read them. 🤷🏾‍♀️

No amount of “fuck the US, fuck Israel” can convey how wrathfully and irreparably these institutions need to be destroyed. Burnt to the ground. This can’t be fixed, this can’t be reformed. This is rot. I can’t even… I’m sick over this.

Area man who dropped out of college and worked at his dad’s business before becoming premier and only showing up for work 50% of the time stands on the lawn of the home he inherited from his mom to tell young people that if they can’t find a job it’s because they’re not looking hard enough.

This morning I got an email announcing a new grant. Then I got the same email announcing the same grant four more times. Then my colleague forwarded me the announcement about the grant. Then I got a sixth email announcing the same grant. All between 8.45 and 9.18 am

On Instagram I ended up in a sad corner of the feed and I was like dang no I gotta get back to the dogs so I made the algorithm show me dogs and for a while I was like fuck yeah I win but then it took me to the sad dog corner of the feed and that was like 200% sadder than before wtf

BREAKING: At least 50 Palestinians, including 10 aid seekers, have been killed in Israeli attacks across Gaza since dawn, sources in the besieged enclave’s hospitals say. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/x0kczn

Trump being dead would be a great way to start the Labour Day long weekend.

Something I love about this whole "is Trump dead" situation is the fact that there is a legitimately non-zero chance they will weekend at Bernie's him. They don't even need to do it for that to be hilarious to me

The criminalization Of Black Autistic Behavior 👨🏽‍🦱👩🏽‍🦱

RFK Jr. rushing to the White House with a wheelbarrow full of beef tallow to save the President

You know Zohran having both a beard and a jawline is absolutely eating this man alive

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

We said ignoring palestine was indicative of the fact that you would always be willing to sacrifice somebody for the sake of your so called democracy and y'all proved us right.

Guys LOOK AT THIS BABY AND HER FIG!

Read this very carefully: *One quarter* of all the people who have died of starvation in Gaza over the past 22 months have died in the past *3* days.

Shame on all who watch silently while Gazans face a Final Solution Shame on all who deny that intentional starvation -- after over a year of continuous bombing -- is not a Final Solution You desecrate the memory of the ancestors who gave us the opportunity to live Shame shame shame

Again and again and again “At least 43 people have been killed in various Israeli attacks since dawn as the military relentlessly pounds the besieged enclave…Those killed on Monday include at least 20 aid seekers who lost their lives while desperately trying to access food for their families…”