"It's pretty straightforward - he holds up the sword and gets jacked and then he fights the skeleton and the hot lady" #ConversationsWithCraig on He-Man

Posh boy who fucked the UK economy because he couldn't read a spreadsheet says what?

People don't want to hear this but it's true

I just feel like the death of capitalism would fix me

On Thurs Feb 12th, Women and Gender Equality announced funds to be dispersed through the Canadian Women's Foundation. Timeline to apply? One week (with a holiday Monday, ofc). Also there's an eligibility screening process that leaves a max of 48 hrs to complete the application.

Newspaper editorials be like “I’m dumb as hell, and now that I’ve got your attention and your respect let me continue”

well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’

Since it's almost Valentine's Day, here's a story about true love. Context: @craigmar.bsky.social and I are not values aligned on the issue of cream cheese. I want approximately a metric tonne of it on a bagel, and he tends to very lightly scrape it on in the barest possible way.

Something I learned is that people have all of the answers to questions when the scenario hasn't happened to them, but once it's really in your face the circumstances change. I have judged situations prematurely only to change when confronted with it. This is why I don't like hypotheticals.

WE HAVE SO LITTLE JOY IN OUR LIVES JUST LET US REAR A FUCKING CHICKEN

Having one of those days where I wish I were 7 years old and I could fix all of my problems with a good cry, a snack, and a hug from my mum but I'm a stupid adult who has to take care of shit and the world is a nightmare and my body has betrayed me.

11 days since testing positive for covid and my acute symptoms are pretty much gone 🍾 but the fatigue is a killer. Currently back to work (from bed) using the laptop battery method (I work on my laptop until the battery dies, at which point I, too, basically die)

i LOVE my compression gloves from Bibi!!!! they absolutely help with my hand pain and swelling!!! they are even kind to my eczema and most definitely improve my daily functioning — could not recommend enough!

My shouldie hurts so I just took and expired, off-brand Robaxacet because health is the most important thing 👍

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken. Hundreds of kids are still detained. We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵

Reports of ICE activity near the New Brunswick–Maine border last month left many Canadians uneasy. In this Q&A with The Walrus editor-in-chief Carmine Starnino constitutional law expert Kent Roach breaks down what ICE's relationship to Canada looks like: https://ow.ly/xKqK50Y9KEn

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Imagine being allowed to look at Lupita Nyong'o and complaining about it

Ordered a pack of random fallout stickers - most were normal but these two seemed off

I have covid and Catherine O'Hara is dead, what even is there in this life to make it worth living anymore?

What do French pandas eat? Baumbeau

"I'm not really that high right now, I'm just like this" #conversationswithjenna #jengems

I would block this person purely for their use of the word "Xitter" Absolutely horrendous

Me and @craigmar.bsky.social are going to make a guide for Craigmaxxing your life, who wants in

it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

Arrest Netanyahu.

I understand the sentiment behind it but too many of y’all seemed way too eager to make clanker jokes in a way that seemed less about being anti AI and more about wanting to make jokes where the punchline is “this sounds like real slurs but about a fake thing” or “haha, it’s like old timey racism”

Have you heard someone use the disgusting “argument” that queers should not care about Palestine? I have a recommendation. Read this book. Inara: Light of Utopia is an anthology of poetry and stories from queer and trans Palestinians imagining liberation. www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...

Are you curious about Palestinians, but you don’t know any, and have never engaged with them before? I have a recommendation. Read this book. Thyme Travellers: An Anthology of Palestinian Speculative Fiction brings together fantasy and science fiction stories. www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...

Ottawa got a bunch of ice last night so everything is slippery as hell but don't worry, @en.ottawa.ca has salted this spot between two bins and absolutely nowhere else 👍

"Growing up in Gaza, I didn't realize that the siege I was living under was unique or that others didn't face a constant threat of death. It was only after I left that I understood I had grown up in a concentration camp, and that it shaped my life. " mondoweiss.net/2025/12/i-di...

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.

When we were younger @cargot-robbie.urbanists.social.ap.brid.gy and I gifted each other back and forth a Bryan Adams CD for a few years and then we stopped and I was never sure which one of us lost it but one of us is autistic and one has ADHD and if I were a bettin man...

"I grab a lot of butts in my dreams" #ConversationsWithCraig

Me: so I broke my arm Canadian doctor: MAID Me: uh, is that the only...? Canadian doctor: (producing two buckets of bubbling green liquid) so do you want 'painful?' Or 'extremely painful?'

We live in Ottawa, and today we received a letter addressed to a plumber in Fredericton, NB. I'm beginning to suspect there may be downsides to running essential services for profit.

"It's going to be wet as Christ and half as fun" - Craig, on melting snow #conversationswithcraig

"I can touch two things at once, I have so many fingers" #conversationswithcraig

OH THAT IS INTERESTING

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

Hahaha

Oh do you fuckin think?

The man has the charisma level of gonorrhea

I’ve said this before but I still think a movie starring Dylan McDermott, Dermot Mulroney, and Dylan Mulvaney as siblings would really do a lot for my serotonin right now

I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens

This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)