this guy looks like the fuhrer of whoville

olives on pizza? no thanks, I don’t beat women

curiousity will kill my stomach. nasty soup for dinner tonight

fuck this stupid game

What's a guy gotta do to get a premonition around here

smart TVs suck so bad man. buy a dvd player

in case he needed to hear it today, i’m gay for moleman

Pouring molten gold down mrbeast's throat

zohran high school host club

Da cracka da batt

gross cold Monday morning. i will make kimchi jiggae

I have to come clean. I lit nine candles in a circle and poked a hole in my finger with a sewing needle and dripped the blood on a doll with Freeman’s trimmings to make it go to game seven

DODGERS BABEY

I saw a werewolf with a dang QR code in his hand

Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/

playing enough scrandle makes this look like a feast worthy of a king

had to group up with the real life Seinfeld bubbleboy in class today, it was dreadful

just kneecapped Charlie Brown at the local pumpkin festival. fucker gave me side-eye

doppelganger that pampers and fattens you into a lazy immobile blob with the plan to take over your identity

to the Dodgers bullpen

dodgers gonna win first game and im gonna do a little dance in front of my friends

bro u can see exactly where my burrito ended up

im so mad I didn’t buy this when I had the chance

love going to the local market and seeing 25 of those shitty 3d printed dragons and ai coasters

God, I wish I were him.

feebas hunting

rapping dog

guy who pronounces pittsburgh like edinburgh

breaking a twig with human hair and snakeskin over a pot of water to curse the jays & make them lose even more

oh that's my pepsi decanter

kumdip

wrangled a big fish tonight. every inch of this carboload is going to meet the bacteria in my stomach and mingle like it miitopia

i call it "breast of the wild"

hell yeah flav

ate five red beets for dinner without getting any of their blood on my clothes

playing the worst piece of shit on this fine Tuesday night

60. gorp

¡Ay, Caramba! 'The Simpsons Wrestling' PlayStation

going to perform the batusi for will’s birthday

I'm at the age where I Google jive new phrases I hear the cool cats slinging on the streets.

Detroit Accent Final Boss

Most thug ass shit i have ever seen

you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

Cover Artwork 'Street Fighter Alpha' Saturn