Anyone good at lip reading?

This sport is dumb and I hate it. I’ll be back in two hours for the Switzerland Algeria match.

and here come the pretzels

yeah that stinks but it's really obviously the right call

the cruelest game

that was the most offside you could ever be so that sucks

NOOOOO

THE BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABA

Telemundo announcers are trying their damndest to manifest a late equalizer

Shockingly, Portugal is a much better team with 11 functioning players on the field

It’s not subtle how much better Portugal are without Cristiano Ronaldo on the field

he earned that goal tho

damn

I’m honestly shocked Portugal finally made that change

this game got real good in a hurry

var is good again

CROATIA

when a soccer player takes a ball so squarely in the bits that the telemundo announcer says ay ay ay>>>>>>>>

the block button is free and merciless, folks!

Jozy Altidore on Telemundo is a delight

lol, Balogun is the first player in the World Cup to score a goal and then get a red card since...

the ALRIGHT, HERE'S THE SITUATION tiktok is the best video ever on that platform imo

prepare the soccer attorneys

whispers dos a cero

better get on the boat to Alcatraz, refs, you don’t have much time

OCTAVOS DE FINAL

oof

America will be a footballing nation when its supporters learn the old ways of the mid-2000s SEC by getting the VAR officials’ phone numbers and constantly calling them until they have to change digits.

manifesting 2010s Barcelona tikitaka

PLAY NECK

are they throwing water bottles from the stands now are we going full CONCACAF

that shot was in slow motion

GOLASO

MORE BEERS

FUCK YOUR RED CARDS

hahahahahah BALLLLLL DONT FUCKIN LIE

ref now gonna over correct and give EVERYONE yellows

lol their head coach gets a card but none of his players have yet

dammit

lol telemundo just quietly putting up the VAR officials names in the score bug for a bit there

sigh

the fix is in

holy fuck lol

oh this is gonna be some bs

seeing Americans do cool looking elite tier stuff in a high stakes international soccer game is like watching a gorilla drive a car

i have one less touch in the box than bosnia and herzegovina COMBINED

YES THEY DID