This is precisely how fascism works, by grabbing at and taking away a little more freedom whenever events lend themselves to it. Bit by bit you lose your rights, until you turn around and realize the road you're on has been long, and democracy is well behind you over the horizon.

Noem is using the Brown University shooter to end an entire visa program, but it should be noted that Pete Hegseth, just today, murdered more than twice as many people

Legally, @willaverill.bsky.social wants to know if it’s still kidnapping if you only take them to get ice cream

“They know me here”

Sexy fact: @willaverill.bsky.social was a Bad Santa who learned the hard way not to work that Santa ass too close to the sun, no matter how much the ladies love it. But, your honor, it was only a Quarter-Kravitz! Nary the whisper of a genital ever broke containment.

The old judicial switcheroo!

Stuffing is bread pudding that fucks

Release the masturbation cut, Penguin Random House!

The “TS Eliot is nice to a child” domino that inevitably leads to the “Digital removal of human-cat buttholes” domino, and @willaverill.bsky.social is a cabbage apologist!

That target ad where Santa’s helping a lady with her list, except for when he briefly runs out to stop a car getting towed. We all agree the reason we don’t see back outside when he returns is cause Santa just murdered a tow truck driver and likely a cop, right?

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

That target ad where Santa’s helping a lady with her list, except for when he briefly runs out to stop a car getting towed. We all agree the reason we don’t see back outside when he returns is cause Santa just murdered a tow truck driver and likely a cop, right?

No time to joust, Doctor Jones.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this paywall!

See that red X off the Pacific coast of Colombia? That’s where the US military recently blew up a boat, thousands of miles from the United States. There’s virtually no chance the boat was smuggling drugs into America, if it was even carrying drugs at all.

So either the police are wrong or the reporting is wrong from Denver Gazette and TMZ. The glasses kid is the kid in the mugshot alleged to have tripped the man and he could not have tripped the man because he’s seen on video running away when he tripped.

im fine with nazi tattoos being disqualifying. im just not really afraid of losing any worthwhile babies with that bathwater

it's dizzying to me that stories like this -- a corrupt grift built on democracy-wrecking lies that culminated in a coup attempt -- barely breakthrough anymore. they're just daily background noise now.

For real, The Chair Company should win a Nobel Peace Prize

Episode 520: The Micropenis of the Orchestral Set! @willaverill.bsky.social's mother was a cello & his father a French horn, @robonelson.bsky.social would choose the oboe at knifepoint, old-timey music lawyer vs jungle lawyer, & humping a keyboard, as above so below! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Remember, @willaverill.bsky.social's book is coming soon! Go to lfkwasteland.com for event info, purchase details, extras, and more!

Robot samurai warrior poets are a beautiful dream, much more promising than the dystopian propaganda encompassed in the Terminator franchise, such as it is. Also, Mr. FBI, @willaverill.bsky.social and I gave you all the clues!

You could just talk about Jim Crow. I promise you, there's no need to leave America's shores to talk about life in a fascist state

Picture here is from 1992. LA riots. Ive seen this called bad news judgment. In any real journalism outfit this is more like a firing offense. I basically say such things. Beyond belief.

they just slapped a surgeons general warning on RFK like he’s a pack of cigarettes

“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time

ICE will reportedly hire contractors to surveil social media platforms 24/7 to target people for deportations. The information would then be funneled into an existing ICE database built by Palantir (founded by Trump ally Peter Thiel). "The party of small government,” folks.

Draw on your own experience: Is there any situation you've ever been part of, with you or anyone else in the hot seat, in which a person who does NOT have something to hide, reacts the way Bondi does? I've been on trial juries that concluded "we can't trust that witness," after evasions like this

lol it’s this guy

Will’s book is coming soon! Go to lfkwasteland.com for event info, purchase details, extras, and more!

Episode 518: That’s Fruit Leather, Baby! @robonelson.bsky.social wants you to get on your bikes and ride, @willaverill.bsky.social got honey-potted by a grammar prostitute, scientists are both baffled and afraid, less-fewer blindness, and taxidermy vs animatronics! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Hey hey! @willaverill.bsky.social’s book is coming out! Tuesday 11/4 pre-release party at Maceli’s! Tuesday 11/11 VIP Q&A book release at The Raven! Go to www.lfkwasteland.com for info!

Germany’s not exactly batting 1.000 on great ideas, and @willaverill.bsky.social & I are stuck in the past and we don’t know what we’re doing!

The fact the top answer isn’t “Yes you can” should be a federal fucking crime

The effect of 9/11 on the expository tour guide industry, and don’t hassle @willaverill.bsky.social with your ideas, Wal-Mart!

Damn it, @nytimes.com, you not making this “the 5 D’s of dodgeball” is probably the worst thing you’ve done since your complicity in the genocide in Gaza, or your complicity in the rise of right-wing extremism. 3 strikes, bitches. @NYTConnections (I waited a day, no spoilers)

I hope the inevitable fist-fight that comes from @willaverill.bsky.social always calling @markruffalo.bsky.social The Gruffalo doesn’t ruin our gulag’s chances against the rich kids' gulag next door in the Inter-gulag Games!

We’re only a few years removed from creatjng a vaccine to protect against a deadly airborne virus in a matter of months. Now, we have a scion fail son running the CDC into the ground not because it failed, but because its success conflicts with RFK Jr’s eugenicist ideology.

It’s technically a reverse wet t-shirt contest: a wet back-and-ass non-contest. Also, @willaverill.bsky.social has Samuel L Jackson’s nuts in his mouth. Ask him about it at the Kansas Book Festival on 9/20, or his election day reading, & buy his book before his shirt mortgage comes due!

We’re the Michael Crichton’s Timeline of podcasts!

You’re their immortal great-great-grandpa, they have to invite you to the cookout! And if you’re crafting a clean, new identity, you can’t use Bill Shavehole because it already belongs to @willaverill.bsky.social!

As a proud son of Kansas, @willaverill.bsky.social's lack of Black Nasty knowledge borders on treasonous.

According to @willaverill.bsky.social, it’s just like Grand Theft Auto but without the car theft, and Dr. @robonelson.bsky.social reminds you to tend your own west and east bottoms, as well as what lies between and beneath.

Rather impressive post from Trump, a full smorgasbord of incoherent grammar, racism, weird asides, and policy lies, I wonder what could've riled him up—ohhhhh, I see.

Little Nelson and his bag of fun, and @willaverill.bsky.social pulls the old 2 dinner airplane trick

Real potato-heads know what @willaverill.bsky.social's talking about! (Fans of actual potatoes, not of Hasbro’s potato-based series of body-construction and dress-up related toys!)

And stole a soccer trophy in broad daylight.