Episode 528: Twilight Squeakers! @willaverill.bsky.social’s family is finally impressed, @robonelson.bsky.social wishes he was Bob Cratchit, less knees mo problems, in USA the gap minds you, 2 lawyers enter 1 lawyer leaves, & what if we did forget, Simple Minds!? itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 527: Quarter-Kravitzing! @willaverill.bsky.social's hubris made him try Rikering a couch, @robonelson.bsky.social says a lawyer's just an adman w/ more rules, Beefyboy, esq., jaunty but sexual, too drafty to Kravitz, & why Santa's dick was out in your home! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 526: Friendsgiving 2: Throwin' Rolls! @ambertolina.bsky.social, @babyshoes4cash.com, @edisthebest.bsky.social, @willaverill.bsky.social & @robonelson.bsky.social still celebrating! Top law dog, Gideon’s Trumpet 2: Double Jeopardy, Simon & Garfunkel & Salad! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Stuffing is bread pudding that fucks

Episode 525: The Pound-Round, a Friendsgiving Episode! Special guests Amber Fraley, Skye Maus & Ed Parker! The gift of Thanksgiving, special podcast English relationship, Skeletor with AIDS, heely bowling, and Navy: the party military branch! Pound us up! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 524: Implied Touche! @willaverill.bsky.social's book is @ravenbookstore.bsky.social, @robonelson.bsky.social keeps his brain high & tight, the New Coke of eugenics, Mad King vs Kramer vs Kramer, and those magical, masturbating Hardy Boys! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 523: I’m a Lonely Cabbage! @willaverill.bsky.social skips life's tutorial, @robonelson.bsky.social has nothing against Mrs. Dalloway, hamster coma, apologies Mr. Eliot’s Ghost, & please explain the buttholes! Will book Q&A Tue 7pm @ravenbookstore.bsky.social! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 522: Legal Porridge! Negotiations are open for @willaverill.bsky.social’s hand, @robonelson.bsky.social’s checking fine print on the grail cave, your dad who was killed by robots, and what if everything was on fire!? Will’s book party Tues 7pm at Maceli's! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 521: Emulating the European Penis (The German Episode)! @robonelson.bsky.social's turtle heraldry, @willaverill.bsky.social’s Top 5 Things to Make You Prettier (now w/ 7 things!), metaphor cops, this town's like the movie Backdraft, & secret hotness judges! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 520: The Micropenis of the Orchestral Set! @willaverill.bsky.social's mother was a cello & his father a French horn, @robonelson.bsky.social would choose the oboe at knifepoint, old-timey music lawyer vs jungle lawyer, & humping a keyboard, as above so below! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Remember, @willaverill.bsky.social's book is coming soon! Go to lfkwasteland.com for event info, purchase details, extras, and more!

Robot samurai warrior poets are a beautiful dream, much more promising than the dystopian propaganda encompassed in the Terminator franchise, such as it is. Also, Mr. FBI, @willaverill.bsky.social and I gave you all the clues!

Episode 519: Hot-boxed with Time Knowledge! @willaverill.bsky.social & @robonelson.bsky.social exist outside simple perceptions of time cause we socialized w/ aliens, we know when we’re all going to die, & which stocks to push for q2 next year. Avoid moist taxidermy! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 518: That’s Fruit Leather, Baby! @robonelson.bsky.social wants you to get on your bikes and ride, @willaverill.bsky.social got honey-potted by a grammar prostitute, scientists are both baffled and afraid, less-fewer blindness, and taxidermy vs animatronics! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 517: Mustard Up Our Fudge! @willaverill.bsky.social thought that town smelled bad ON THE OUTSIDE, @robonelson.bsky.social likes it gooey, UK Lactation Day Relay, Great American Meat Pie, German mole’, and gods were dying & monsters were being born! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 516: Sweet Mixin’s! @willaverill.bsky.social wants to chase some gator tail, @robonelson.bsky.social loves a crab knuckle, seeing Star Trek IV with a coke dealer, there’s always more food, and Medieval Times: where a Brit can feel at home!

Episode 515: Let’s Hear It for the Poop! @robonelson.bsky.social is the Power Forward, @willaverill.bsky.social is the Goalie, long cocaine walking, all ears welcome, and dystopian future poop horror! See Will’s panel Saturday, 2pm, at Washburn! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 514: One Crazy Gulag! @robonelson.bsky.social goes multiple deuces over the line, @willaverill.bsky.social loves getting slapped by ladies, our gulag vs the rich kids’ gulag next door, a Reverse Boss Hogg, lions vs terminators, and One Robot, Mr. Regatta! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 513: Broad-Spectrum Life Coach! @willaverill.bsky.social’s book is coming soon, @robonelson.bsky.social’s money is all tied up in prospecting, the fabled poop edition, diagonal is the direction of the future, and now your squirm is squirming, Squirmy! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 512: Little Timmy’s Dark Backstory! @willaverill.bsky.social finished the time machine, @robonelson.bsky.social isn’t a time machine doctor, our impeccable Wilford Brimley impressions, half-dog, half-fly, and the balls our own making! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 511: Absolution-able Deets! @willaverill.bsky.social's undiscovered island networking approach, @robonelson.bsky.social's good advice for mortal & immortal, (Fame!) do we want to live forever?, spitting on our adversary's grave, & take that shit to the Hague! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 510: Brunch at The Apollo! @willaverill.bsky.social's swimmin in burgers, @robonelson.bsky.social casts a wide net, Will accuses Nelson’s net of excess width, Burger Battle for the Bottoms; and, don’t be racist & subscribe to the pod, in that order! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 509: West Bottoms Side Story! @robonelson.bsky.social’s medical license is legally tricksy-wicksy, @willaverill.bsky.social’s doing a weird eyebrow thing, ACAB includes stripper cops, the ball elasticity of youth, GTA: KC, and Jets vs Cows! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 508: 6-Hour Time Traveler! @willaverill.bsky.social needs an aisle seat, while @robonelson.bsky.social is a window man, Happys Gilmore, rumbling those internal tectonic plates, and sometimes doing math can be like The Troubles! Sorry again for the delay! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 507: Nitty Gritty Cuddling! @robonelson.bsky.social's love language is tacos, while @willaverill.bsky.social's is hand stuff, the golden age of buddy-coppery, the idiom of the “dark potato,” West Bottoms vs Stomach, and see Shitty Deal this week at KC Fringe! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 506: MANURE! @willaverill.bsky.social’s Tom Waits impression is way too jowly, @robonelson.bsky.social exhaustively explains Biff Tannen’s 3 great weaknesses, a free ticket to heaven and ears full of joy, and go see Shitty Deal Puppets at the KC Fringe! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 505: Midwest DMZ! @willaverill.bsky.social's dancing with the temporal devil in the pale moon-time, @robonelson.bsky.social's World of Balls, oysters of the sea vs oysters of the sack, Racist Epcot, and trying to buy a suit with one big arm & one normal arm! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 504: Here Come the Submarines! It’s @willaverill.bsky.social's b-day, he’ll talk about bear dicks if he wants to or not, @robonelson.bsky.social sees only Paddington'll fix the prison industrial complex, & Soviet socialist undertones in Don’t Stop Believin’! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 503: The Dwarves Know Us as Deucedoublin! @willaverill.bsky.social reveals Ramona Quimby was a Manson woman, @robonelson.bsky.social reminds kids: know your fudge dealer, we deliver on the promise of Obama & Diff’rent Strokes, & Tinkerbell on the Challenger! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 502: Tiny Motorcycle Import/Export! @willaverill.bsky.social is too eager to exonerate this pervert, @robonelson.bsky.social has red lines re: public bathroom sexuality, there’s no rule saying a dog can’t time travel, and even for Topeka that would be wild! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 500: Bag of Heads! Live! @willaverill.bsky.social has a nipple catastrophe, @robonelson.bsky.social didn’t know sasquatches were such piss freaks, have a Deuce-a-Roo, the tiger is for business while the marmot is for pleasure, and Mrs. Nibbles’ Nuggets! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Sorry for the delay on the new Live 500th episode, but we're still recovering from said show and we wanted a little extra time to give the sound edit the good touch for those of you who couldn't be there. It'll be out later today, or tomorrow at the latest. Sorry again! LYLAS!

In the eternal battle between face cannibalism and violins, @willaverill.bsky.social and I are firmly Team Violin!

Episode 501: Secret Bird Police! @willaverill.bsky.social's dream of a grumpy bus man, @robonelson.bsky.social's educating future aliens, & we haven’t always told the truth, but we’ve always been honest! #NotMyFace! See us live! Sat, 6/7, 8pm, Blade & Timber in LFK! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 499: The E Makes it Pude! @willaverill.bsky.social accidentally goes to a Porky’s, @robonelson.bsky.social's singing for his schnapps, the price of hell, new Oreo just dropped, & #DDNotaWarCriminal! See us live! Sat, 6/7, 8pm, @ Blade & Timber, downtown LFK! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 498: Weird Science, Nay, Mad Science! @willaverill.bsky.social's out here disrespecting moms, @robonelson.bsky.social is the Lincoln of America’s Balls, Bill Paxton Rushmore, & bustin’ made Lincoln feel good! See us live! Sat, 6/7, 8pm, Blade & Timber in LFK! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Turning around in unison is what sets @willaverill.bsky.social and I apart from the podcast rabble.

Episode 497: Home of the Miraculous Horse-Wash! @robonelson.bsky.social doesn’t got a horse license, @willaverill.bsky.social finds the moaning is the problem, Doc Brown messed up, & Simon & Garfunkel’s Wheel of Time! See us live! Sat 6/7, 8pm, Blade & Timber in LFK! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 496: Putting Things in People's Mouths! @robonelson.bsky.social is good at putting things in people’s mouths, @willaverill.bsky.social has a dick parsing update (a Flemish dick!?), and we love Andor! See us live! Friday 6/6, 8pm @ Blade & Timber in LFK! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 495: Cocaine Robots! @willaverill.bsky.social & @robonelson.bsky.social are crackin’ a fresh one! Robot rights = worker rights, Cobbler Talk, & instead of helping play NES, they help you do lines! See us live Friday 6/6 @bladeandtimber in LFK, 8pm! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 494: Just Tell the Cops I’m Santa (Happy 4/20 Easter!)! @robonelson.bsky.social's got Easter facts, @willaverill.bsky.social's got trivia for you, & we got childhood Easter & 4/20 memories! Fill the eggs with blood! Live Ep. 500, Fri 6/6, LFK Blade & Timber! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 493: 8 Hindenburgs! @willaverill.bsky.social’s looking for a rap battle, @robonelson.bsky.social approached playing Lincoln just like Daniel Day Lewis, Ollie’s Minecraft review, the fabled Keeze Tier, and we don’t need a 9th Hindenburg! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 492: Cross-Stitch Is of the Devil! @willaverill.bsky.social's adventures in Sociology, @robonelson.bsky.social vs Hans Moleman, dropping Jock Jams for your Aunt Pams, & ARE we ready for this!? Are we ready for the inevitable barrage of thises following it!? itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 491: Clarion Call of the Dying Petit Bourgeoisie! @willaverill.bsky.social got got by hot tuna, @robonelson.bsky.social was undone by double salsa, fast casual English destruction, &, it’s a complicated issue with many shades of grey, this sandwich toasting! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 490: The Honey Surprise! @willaverill.bsky.social doesn’t abide cockfighting or basement stripping, @robonelson.bsky.social & special guest Courtney debate Mellification Rushmores, Spicy Beef Gaus's new intern, & we traveled through time to do it with you! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 489: You’re Getting Spooned Hard! @willaverill.bsky.social & special guest Courtney have a Mom Corner, @robonelson.bsky.social knows that John Crash was Hollywood’s Paul Crash’s dad, the Force is at work in this basement, and this is a mom podcast now! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 488: The Time Turkey is now available! @willaverill.bsky.social is a time expert, @robonelson.bsky.social beats the eye fly allegations, we only meet 50% of your juice needs, and old white guys talking about World War 2! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 487: Marriage Gravy! @willaverill.bsky.social’s Choice is a Double-Reverse Sophie’s Choice, @robonelson.bsky.social is digging two graves, Ollie’s eating a working man’s breakfast, and it’s like the end of Akira but if Akira was pooping in his basement! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Episode 486: The Kravitz Effect! @willaverill.bsky.social is a Terminator whose face smells like farts, @robonelson.bsky.social is an Egg Doctor not a Terminator Doctor, Milli Vanillis or Millis Vanilli, and Bob Dylan hates wearing shirts! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/d...