When people whine about a certain season of #StarTrekDiscovery and "The Burn", I know they haven't seen this #MetvStarTrek episode in a while. #Svengoolie

"Advanced Penal-oligocal Techniques." #MetvBatman #Svengoolie

Well, honestly, that was a missed opportunity to name the kid Jake Chambers and have him say, "Go then. There are other worlds than these" right before his end. #IYKYK #TheMist #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

This is purely in my own self-interest, but...if you're a parent, I hope this movie is a sign that you shouldn't take your kids to the grocery store with you. Yep. That's the lesson here. #TheMist #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

What a religious fanatic in a Stephen King movie? I can't believe it. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #TheMist

If you find yourself being the most fundamentalist Christian person in a Stephen King story, you're one of the baddies. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Okay, so maybe the CGI doesn't hold up so great. But at least it's no Langoliers. #TheMist #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Every single cast member in this movie knocks it out of the park--repeatedly. #Svengoolie

William Sadler is in this too!?!! That guy is great. What a STACKED cast. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #TheMist

Just spotted Sam Witwer. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Damn. I did NOT remember that painting of Roland there at the beginning of #TheMist. Love it. #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie

Playing Neil Young's "Dead Man" soundtrack through my TV while listening to Cliff Martinez's "Solaris" soundtrack through one earphone. Am I...a DJ?

These #HouseofSvengoolie bits don't get enough credit. #Svengoolie #Dinoshark

I dare any fan of #Hallmark movies to argue that #RogerCorman movies aren't equally entertaining. #Dinoshark #Svengoolie

Is that the reference kind of library, or has Van Helsing actually read all of those books? #Svengoolie

The heating bills in the castle must be insane with those high ceilings. #Svengoolie

Reading aloud on the carriage ride is like watching YouTube videos without headphones on an airplane. #svengoolie #Dracula

It's tough sometimes for me (an "old person") to understand that younger people aren't being exposed to some of these classic movies. For any young folks, or parents of young folks sitting with their young ones, I salute you and #Svengoolie for exposing a new generation to these classics.

"I'm...so...stoned." #Svengoolie #TheGorgon

Hammer films have an interesting place in my childhood memory. Some were BANGERS with hero vanquishing horror enemy in blazing fashion. Then, there'd be a handful that were courtroom dramas with a hint to superstition to seemingly throw me off and make me question my sanity/patience. #svengoolie

I'd pay some top-tier cash to have a Cameo video of #Svengoolie saying, "I'm tired of these m*fing snakes on this m*fing brain" without the *bleeps*. Maybe even $10

Reply with your guesses on the actor @therealjoebob123.bsky.social worked with who needed an "apple box" below: #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

Someone should make a Sierra/LucasArts style point-and-click game out of #HouseonHauntedHill #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

The last time I saw this one, it was punctuated by some guy in a coffin with rubber chicken barrages. #Svengoolie #TheLastDrivein #MutantFam

Let's Goooooo! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

The Bat-Cave aesthetic in #metvbatman directly influenced the Star Trek Warp Core design. Prove me wrong.

This is STILL one of my biggest issues (among MANY others) with Godzilla 1998. You're saying this GIANT creature can hide in NY!? #svengoolie #WaroftheColossalBeast

*Not one of them mentioned it, but every bureaucrat, bystander, soldier, and scientist could smell the Colossal Man's incessant and enormously disgust flatulence.* #Svengoolie

"The budget is getting too big. Throw in a segment of bureaucracy on the phone with one another." #Svengoolie

Netflix movies every 5 minutes: "Get the picture?" #Svengoolie

Always a bold move to end your #metvthreestooges block with a Joe Besser short. #svengoolie

You might recognize some bits of the soundtrack. Specifically that "🎵Bwaa-BwAA-BWAAAA🎵" because it's from #CreaturefromtheBlackLagoon #Svengoolie

The logistics in this film are astounding. That wire I just invented? Sure, I have 17 miles of it on hand. Huge balloons? Yup. An endless supply of helium? No problem. #svengoolie #svenpals #metv

My first "screenshot" while watching #Svengoolie for the first time, way back in 2014.

When you realize you've had one too many three drinks later. #Svengoolie

So, as you're watching them trying to bury #Godzilla, just keep in mind that that's how they beat him in the last movie. Except they buried him in ice on a island. #Svengoolie

"Ok in retrospect, maybe we didn't think through all the dumbness of the whole 'drag a giant ape back to Japan on a raft'." #Svengoolie

By the way, our corporate comic relief, Mr. Tako? His name means Mr. Octopus. #Svengoolie

The next time you're at a party, mention that #KingKongVsGodzilla is the #TexasChainsawMassacrePartTwo of #Godzilla movies because both were made to be satire about commercialism. #Svengoolie ...or don't and be a normal human being, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

#Svengoolie mightve already mentioned this but King Kong gets to billing in #KingKongvsGodzilla because he was better-known/popular at the time, even in Japan.

Production pumped hot air into this octopus to make it squirm and move. And the director ate it after the shot was complete. #KingKongvsGodzilla #Svengoolie

#KingKongvsGodzilla was the first film where audiences saw #Godzilla in color. #Svengoolie

This "news segment" stuff was made for the American version of the film. It's meant to explain the plot and introduce the film with a face that American audiences would be more comfortable with. #Svengoolie

King Kong vs Godzilla is next week!? Awwww yeah!!!!! #Svengoolie

Each plot beat hitting. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Flight7500

"Remember that trip we took to Cabo?" Who the hell forgets a TRIP TO CABO!?!!?? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Flight7500

This is why I'm here right now. Absolute 🔥 #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

The real horror is knowing a real airline would never have that many unbooked seats, and in reality would just strap the body down next to a passenger. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Flight7500

Me watching as these people go through some stuff mid-flight: #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Flight7500

Wait, is this one of those movies where we hope to see all the insufferable characters die horrible deaths? Because that's the vibe I'm getting (sans some drastic emotional character arcs). #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Flight7500