Or you could do something that benefits the American people instead of rigging the voting system, Republicans, but obviously I would suggest that over just committing seppuku.

Never really got on the Harry Potter hype train like a lot of people did, never really read the books or seen the movies, and I’m happy to say with today’s news, even more thankful I didn’t.

Probably what happened with Sora:

This Tuesday at 9 PM Pacific, join #CultShelf and THE NEW KIDS! An orphaned brother and sister fend off a gang of bullies who increasingly violent actions forces the siblings to take matters into their own hands! You can find the movie on Tubi!

On the street we call those people “pussies”.

“It was a blanket. They said it was like what white people gave the Indians, I assume that’s a good present.”

RIP Chuck. And thanks #ImpromptuTheater gang! Next week, we resume regular programming with THE WRECKING CREW! Until then, take care and have a great week!

#impromptutheater Well, it does take more than one bullet to kill Henry Silva.

#impromptutheater I mean, we have a relatively grounded cop movie one minute, then we get a police robot finale!

#impromptutheater Hey, you gotta pay off the killer police robot somehow!

#impromptutheater Chuck stealing a truck. Wonder what he’s bringing to the get together?

#impromptutheater Credit where it’s due, this movie is putting its locale to good use.

#impromptutheater I keep forgetting this fight doesn’t go so well for Chuck. Kinda of rare that happens.

#impromptutheater Of course they’re all bailing on him. Cowards.

#impromptutheater Oh, that’s gonna go over well with the other cops.

#impromptutheater Heh heh you tried to rob a cop bar!

#impromptutheater Farina was still a Chicago cop when they filmed this. Obviously left that when more acting offers came up.

#impromptutheater Back when goons had personality.

#impromptutheater Whoops. He didn’t look where he jumped.

#impromptutheater Yep, definitely filmed in Chicago.

#impromptutheater Delivered some death onto that family!

#impromptutheater “That’s not a threat. It’s a prediction.”

#impromptutheater Molly Hagan was out of drama school when she got this role.

John Mahoney! #ImpromptuTheater

Oh, the police robot. I can’t think they showed us this for any real reason. #ImpromptuTheater

Henry Silva as the bad guy? The deuce you say. #ImpromptuTheater

Davis comes from Chicago, so not surprised to see a few Chicago actors in this, like he did for THE FUGITIVE. #ImpromptuTheater

#impromptutheater Uh oh. We got a bad shooting also in this mess.

#impromptutheater This had its origins as a possible Dirty Harry sequel script, but eventually made its way into existence as a Chuck Norris vehicle, his attempt to make something a bit more gritty than his usual action fare at the time.

#impromptutheater And we’re getting Farina-ed tonight too!

#impromptutheater Andrew Davis had previously directed THE FINAL TERROR, and would move on to direct UNDER SIEGE and THE FUGITIVE.

And now, we got a Chuck Norris classic. #ImpromptuTheater

Start CODE OF SILENCE now! #ImpromptuTheater

Alfred Hitchcock Presents in the 80’s was odd. Just new stuff with old Hitchcock clips. #CineMon

Join us on #ImpromptuTheater this Monday at 9 PM Pacific for Chuck Norris in CODE OF SILENCE! Chuck is a Chicago cop trying to stop a brutal drug war! You can find the movie on Amazon Prime and Tubi!

Another great Santo movie that Santo decided to eventually appear in. Thanks @sonofkaras.bsky.social and #SpaceApeCinema gang! I’ll be hosting CODE OF SILENCE on #ImpromptuTheater Monday and THE NEW KIDS on #CultShelf Tuesday! Have a great rest of the weekend!

Uh, he’s just kidnapping that kid? Uh oh. #SpaceApeCinema

Santo didn’t even wait for the corpse to get cold before he went home. #SpaceApeCinema

Gasp! #SpaceApeCinema

Less singing, more strangulation, that’s what we’re here for! #SpaceApeCinema

A little late to introduce a straight up villain lair! #SpaceApeCinema

I don’t think that kid should have been doing his version of “My Neck, My Back”. #SpaceApeCinema

Milton would be forever changed by this experience. #SpaceApeCinema

Santo wins by unexpected opponent assassination! #SpaceApeCinema

Sure, hire a random thug instead of killing Santo yourself? You sound like…well pretty much what every Santo villain tries to do. #SpaceApeCinema

Santo like to chill in his Santo Cave after a big fight. He has no time for wanton groupie sex. #SpaceApeCinema

I’m sure Santo will eventually join the movie already in progress. #SpaceApeCinema

We’ve had strangulation, wrestling, musical numbers, and almost an assassination attempt. #SpaceApeCinema

English? In a Santo movie? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS??? #SpaceApeCinema