Okay, THE RIP on Netflix was a solid crime caper. Certainly the best Joe Carnahan directed thing he’s done of late.

Go ahead, people, be the idiot who has to explain to the paramedics you got high and almost died sniffing cherry blossom bleach fumes.

Good rollicking one. Thanks @sonofkaras.bsky.social and #SpaceApeCinema gang! I’ll be hosting THE KING OF COMEDY this Monday on #ImpromptuTheater, and VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS on #CultShelf Tuesday! Have a great rest of the weekend!

She’s not pregnant? Well, so much for feeling bad about her getting hit by that van. #SpaceApeCinema

Cheri had a busy ass twenty minutes before she got turned into roadkill. #SpaceApeCinema

Interesting to read Hilary really wanted the role she got, despite it being originally written as a guy. #SpaceApeCinema

No, he went. #SpaceApeCinema

I believe this part with Rachael Leigh Cook I remember the most. Probably near the end. #SpaceApeCinema

Officer Phil Coulson is just having a busy night. #SpaceApeCinema

Yeah, that was an absolutely bad idea, I’m glad you all acknowledged that. #SpaceApeCinema

To be fair, NO ONE is thinking clearly here. #SpaceApeCinema

Oh, it’s Rachael Leigh Cook! #SpaceApeCinema

Oh hey, it’s Shawn Hatosy! #SpaceApeCinema

Just walking the dog and stopping kids from randomly setting fires on the sidewalk, nothing to see here. #SpaceApeCinema

Well, now we know where that falling corpse came from. Just not how exactly he died. #SpaceApeCinema

Driving a dead man’s car is probably not the smartest idea. #SpaceApeCinema

Something tells me he needs to really think this through—OH he’s not gonna do that, is he? #SpaceApeCinema

Swayze! #SpaceApeCinema

No one is making good decisions tonight. #SpaceApeCinema

Dude, he wants to go back for…hoo boy… #SpaceApeCinema

Colin Hanks driving the van. #SpaceApeCinema

Young Ben Foster as Eddie. #SpaceApeCinema

Oh hello, Oscar winner Hilary Swank! #SpaceApeCinema

This movie might as well be called, “How badly can I screw up my night?” #SpaceApeCinema

Officer Phil Coulson! #SpaceApeCinema

How nice of Barbara Hershey to offer assistance. #SpaceApeCinema

Henry Thomas just barely survived whatever the hell that was. And found another car wreck too. #SpaceApeCinema

Here for one I sorta remember seeing before. #SpaceApeCinema

Hey, he’s got a new career in the snuff film industry if this whole cop thing falls through. Thanks #riffotronic gang!

“I’ve been to hell! I did this movie!” #Riffotronic

Is this the rule of threes? Keep showing the same awesome death three times? #Riffotronic

You killed his sensei OFF CAMERA? #Riffotronic

This snuff movie company is going all out for this production! #Riffotronic

The police captain wanted to make a trip across international waters to chew out his subordinates? That’s determination. #riffotronic

“I got this guy for your scene partner. He worked with Nicolas Cage.” #Riffotronic

And now for a sex scene in a bathtub—wait, WHAT? WHERE IS IT??? #Riffotronic

Can’t you just…I don’t know…shoot the guy? #Riffotronic

“Now I hit you with logs.” #riffotronic

Snuff movie producer Billy Blanks wants these people to remember why they got into the snuff movie business: for the story and characters. #riffotronic

“Yeah, I suck, just less than you. Wanna learn how to be better?” #Riffotronic

“Hey, we got something in common, the same guy who killed my brother tried to do unsavory things to you…” #riffotronic

You know, this feels like a movie dubbed over from another language, and yet most of these people speak English as a first language and clearly are, so this is very confusing. #Riffotronic

This is like someone’s coked out version of KICKBOXER, and I’m all for it. #riffotronic

Oh hey, Don Stroud as another elder character our hero can ignore. #Riffotronic

(Laughing uncontrollably) #riffotronic

“Oh dude, I forgot that guy killed my brother ten years ago! Thailand, here I come!” #Riffotronic

What movie could you mean, Captain? #Riffotronic

So to be clear: our hero is an undercover cop who keeps screwing up ops so he can beat up bad guys, BUT also went overseas years ago to watch a kickboxing fight, where Billy Blanks murdered his brother and almost killed him? #Riffotronic

What the hell is this scene? #Riffotronic

Meanwhile, in a different movie… #Riffotronic