"What the hell did he just say??"

No more online titties in Ohio

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Joy... just pure joy #AEWCollision is LIVE on TNT and HBO Max

I guess he was at a Subway when the massacre happened #Splatterday

Joke's on you. That barn was full of trioxcin, bitches! #Splatterday

The fact that one of them screamed "No, don't shoot!" should've been... #Splatterday

"The future lies ahead..." They're doomed #Splatterday

"I think you're the one..." "One what?" "The one I wanna marry...." "...we just met last night." #Splatterday

I think he just shot her just because she was wearing such an ugly sweater #Splatterday

it's not a horror film anymore, it's just rednecks shooting shit #Splatterday

Okay, bro, this is just gratuitous now! #Splatterday

"No! No! N...damn, you got some big ti....NOOOOOOOOO! #Splatterday

"I think you've seen too many cheesy zombie movies, pal!" #Splatterday

All they do is drink beer and what?? #Splatterday

Am I watching Flesheater: the new class?? #Splatterday

Um, did the movie start over or are these a new set of characters?? #Splatterday

"Zombie with big titties? I'm not reading this on air, Ted!" #Splatterday

"These kids are acting like maniacs and one of 'em got some big titties! Send help!!" #Splatterday

It's been hours, dude. Take that Goddam pitchfork out! #Splatterday

You...you bit her already. Was taking off her towel necessary? #Splatterday

He's dressed as a bum... #Splatterday

Is her towel made of Velcro or something? #Splatterday

There's a zombie with feathered hair and big titties running around. Please be careful! #Splatterday

Wait, he wasn't even bitten! #Splatterday

God, you can smell Canada through this movie #Splatterday

"You better get the beer before Ralph. You know he's a crippling alcoholic, hahaha!" #Splatterday

oh, we know that's a dummy because it's flat and she... wasn't #Splatterday

titties or not, stop kissing so loud #Splatterday

"Why don't you ever you kiss me like that?" "Hello? Your halitosis??" #Splatterday

And now a lovely piano ballad... for Flesheater #Splatterday

He’s going to blow up the entire country to prevent the release of the Epstein files, isn’t he

When seeing someone I have legit beef with from Twitter show up on blue sky... (Most likely due to us having a lot of mutual friends)

City Hunter has REALLY jumped in popularity in the west. I know the series is turning 40 but I'm guessing the popularity of the Netflix movie helped (it was one of my favorite movies last year).

Famous last words: "Am I supposed to take you seriously? You're a short, Canadian muthafucka wearing yellow spandex with butter knives glued to gloves..." -random Hellfire club guard, 1980

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Steve, you better write one HELL of an apology letter #BMovieManiacs

🎶All the girls think he's a spy, he's got brain from Arous eyes...🎶 🎸🎸 #BMovieManiacs

"...I will become master of the universe!" #BMovieManiacs

"Not the united states but the world...!" #BMovieManiacs

"Steve, sorry for disturbing you while you were smoking your crack pipe..." #BMovieManiacs

He's this anxious because brains don't get brain on Arous, I guess #BMovieManiacs

"Da' fuck, dude? I don't want you in me!" -Dog #BMovieManiacs

So, the brain comes out of Steve's stomach instead of his head #BMovieManiacs

"He's dead, isn't he?" Nah, he's just nappin' #BMovieManiacs

Bitch, we get it, the cave wasn't there before. Jeez!! #BMovieManiacs

Yep, no "Honey, how about you stay with me until we figure out what's wrong with your husband." Just, "oh, he'll be fine..." #BMovieManiacs