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This dolt thinks they're going to give back power to the Dems at some point. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

In Display Of Sincerity, Marjorie Taylor Greene Offers To Give Back A Dalmatian

Holy shit I'm being watched

Odds on Stefanski saying, "We have to do better"? #Browns

#Browns do not disappoint in their consistent disappointment.

#Browns #silverlinings Cleveland *OWNS* the phrase "next year". 🙄

I'm so excited to pay the exorbitant ticket prices demanded to see this dumpster fire of a team play in a new stadium. #Browns

Goddamn we suck. #Browns

OMG THIS SO MUCH THIS

And I always thought is was cause I am high all the time.

#introverts ❤️

Nothing says the holiday season like revisiting my unforgettable cameo in "It's a Very, Very Muppet Christmas Movie." What a magical 16.2 seconds it was! The directors encouraged me to say anything I wanted to Kermit, but, in the end, they opted for brevity. So, what, then, you ask, was cut? (contd)

I'm watching today's game solely with this record in mind. #Browns

DEFINITELY need something like this to allow consumers to identify if they're viewing real art and talent. If you're proud to use AI, then you should be proud to label it as such.

It's nights like this that I'm reminded why I'm not a college football fan.

Everything that's wrong with modern cruiseships beautifully captured here:

The US Navy showing officers of the day how to score! 😱 This is FANTASTIC!

Garrett helps you out, gets #19 and gets closer to the record... And you fucking muff it 🤦‍♂️ #Browns

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen — Billy Joel Muse Disturbed Garth Brooks Train

For the record, we have not eaten yet. Send help.

First attempt at Gochujang cookies. I'm not unhappy!

Yes. It's time. 🦃

I feel like - in order to fully embrace the chaos of this holiday - I need to hit the grocery store today. Just for the experience. What say you?

The new guy at work is a little uncomfortable with the amount of gay chicken we play

"Device hoarding"? We are just keeping the one my dude

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me: any chance i could have some of this ground? groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd? hell no

This is what crazy looks like, friends.

Yes. It's time. 🦃

If you didn't know already, you cannot visit Jeni's Ice Cream without dragging the scent of waffle cone everywhere you go for the next two hours. You've been warned. ⚠️

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Need to escape the family togetherness for some zen???

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that

Today is the anniversary of when JFK, a truly great man and even greater president, was sadly taken from us far too soon when he was abducted by aliens and brought to their home planet of Brxlongar-17

EAT THE FCKING RICH. Goddamn.

Indeed. LET'S! 🥰

A movie that takes place where you're from

Only Fans but it's just me organizing my closet.

Point: Dictionary

#memes #meme #funny #xmas #christmas

Been crazy busy lately and Bsky has taken the hit. Miss y'all! Don't forget about me! I'll be in and out until January, assuming I survive. 🤪