Oooooorange.

I really wanted fuckin' nuggies, man.

We are a Doordash family now.

Remember when pizza was free unless delivered in 30 minutes or less?

Got 'em.

Yes, I had a typo. Because I, unlike Skip customer service, am human.

Skip can fucking blow me.

The right: actual demons are persecuting us, we need to impregnate as many teenage girls as we can about this demonic threat Normal people: what the fuck Centrist dems: give us between $5 and $50 to find the middle position between you and my esteemed colleague on the other side of the aisle.

@pallavi.bsky.social Hi, Pallavi! AKA to the tune of Burning Down the House: Watch out I thought you'd learn from last time Miles, baby Don't treat me like a stranger If - you - don't - book - me - on - Zeit I'll burn down your new house

@ryanquigz.bsky.social You Petey Pablo reffin' mfer. 🤣 That killed me. That always pops into my head when somebody says "North Carolina." 💀

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Update: I'm still fucked up about Oliver Tree.

@flyperbole.bsky.social 🤯

@jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social Kinda of surprised you guys haven't talked about the death of Oliver Tree yet in that freak helicopter collision in Brazil after the first leg of his world tour. I'm still fucked up over it.

Bad D-man, but sick pic.

Sammy's a great dude. But I gotta rip on my Toronto buddies.

@flyperbole.bsky.social Wake up! Ersson's gone!

Buh-bye, Ersson.

Congrats to the Golden Knights, who got EXACTLY what they deserved: the single worst goaltending performance in Stanley Cup history. Puck don't lie.

Hahahaha eat shit, Vegas. That's why you don't pull your goalie.

Happy Pride Month, everybody! 🌈

Fuck, man. Oliver Tree? 💔😭

Eat yer Hart out. Fucker always did buckle under pressure.

@milesofgray.bsky.social An Arsenal goalie in a music challenge. Thought this might be up your alley.

So much orange.

hearing the U.S. and Israel talk about a ceasefire with Iran is weirdly similar to listening to my friend with seven children explain the pull-out method

For the love of all that is good, STOP saying fucking Karens instead of "careens." Sweet fucking fuck.

So orange.

They have ref body cams?!

Shout out to Charlie Kirk. His first pride month without saying anything homophobic. Proud of him.

Workin' on the DS1, but the Phase 90 is in and staying in.

The beginning of an all-orange pedalboard. Phase 90 next, then a Spatial Delivery. 🟠🤘

My old gnome needed a new coat of paint, so now I have old man Coots out there. #letsgoflyers

@kumail.bsky.social Fallout, awesome. Taskmaster, ongoing awesome. But your surprise cameo in Over Your Dead Body fucking killed me, man. So good. Literally spat my drink out.

Pretty boy. #workdog

@milesofgray.bsky.social As a Flyers fan who knows nothing about footy, is this comparison accurate?

GO AVS GO

@flyperbole.bsky.social The main issue I can't get passed regarding the existence of aliens is time. Human life is a blip in the history of the universe. The possibily of alien life is undeniable, sure. But the possibility of an alien species existing at the same time as us is basically zero. 🤷

Never been so sure that someone has unpaid child support payments.

@charlieoconn.bsky.social Hey, Charlie. Someone just sent me this. Not sure of the source. Has this all been reported?

How the fuck is the pile of shit 3 hours long?

BUT, The Roots - awesome, as usual.

Kevin Hart certainly has a bunch of friends that are complete pieces of shit. I really, really miss the Comedy Central Roasts. This fuckin' blows.

Aw, fuck. Now I gotta shave.

Well, season is over. But even with this loss to end it, it was a success. Big thanks to @flyperbole.bsky.social @billadelphia.bsky.social @hinx.bsky.social @charlieoconn.bsky.social @ryanquigz.bsky.social for the fantastic coverage and entertainment all season. You guys rock. Let's Go Flyers. 🟠⚫️