If that's a foul it's the same as Foden's penalty

I just love this version of City. I know it's open and that makes people uncomfortable, but this is what I want (let's hope I'm still saying that at the end of the season!)

Haaland's defending is just unreal

Donnarumma is such a get out of jail free card

2x pens denied. But if a European handball call perhaps but we're unlucky not to get either

C'mon City! Have to be confident after recent form, but this'll be a test, they'll have a go

Kind of mad how far Liverpool have fallen. Superb from City but not really that much to worry about surprisingly. Surprised they didn't want to mark Doku at all

Big EV gap between China and the USA. - China has 52 BEV models with >400-mile range with many under $50k; USA has 4 all priced above $75k - EV sales share in 2024: China 47%; USA 10% Great paper in Science by @jhelvy.bsky.social.

This is killing me

LETS GO BLUE JAYS

Yes Pep! Fuck the Mail

Microsoft complicit ... again. Not a good look

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

How's that not a pen?!

The Green Party's proposal for a wealth tax on 1% of assets above £10m and 2% on assets above £1bn comes top of our list of tax reforms that Britons would support, with 75% giving it their backing yougov.co.uk/economy/arti...

Ah it's always good to come back

Peak Canadian is partying in the streets while obeying the traffic lights

One thing I've noticed from just about every American TV show and movie is that just about everyone drink drives and noone bats an eyelid

Totally here for these lads having a lovely touristy time. Every photo they look chuffed to bits 😆

Every day is a good day to point out that 92% of Reform's donations were found to come from figures and groups linked to the fossil fuel industry. @desmog.com

This. The leap from ‘there needs to be space to test ideas that may not conform to consensus views’ to ‘YOU MUST BE MADE UNCOMFORTABLE TO LEARN’ is wild, and I’m not sure I got the memo. Apart from anything, I think it’s not at all educationally sound.

Green party reaches 100,000 members for first time after Polanski becomes leader

I’m not greatly interested in international football but after the recent news of my books being banned in Belarus, the otherwise mundane Scotland v Belarus fixture at Hampden tomorrow has taken on a bit of an edge.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

"INSPIRE"

*gasp*

Dr Jane Goodall filmed an interview in March 2025 with the understanding it would only be released after her death. This is her final message.

Phil Foden has been immense today. My MOTM

And here we are again, at risk of a late equaliser

I feel so much safer, thanks Yvette

Maybe Liverpool haven't won the league already after all!

A BBC spokesperson told @politicshome.bsky.social this week’s Have I Got News for You “contained an inaccurate story” about Euan Blair’s firm being linked with digital ID cards PoliticsHome understands the government plans to step up comms on the ID scheme to counter misinformation

I'm in Nuremberg today where you can't help but do alot of thinking about the rise of fascism and how so many people get swept up in the lies.

I know it's Freshers Week but damn, I have never in my life seen Manchester city centre so busy

WE LOVE YOU TOO NICK OFFERMAN 🥹 www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

This shit should never become normal. Never ever say "oh it's just Trump"

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Refs giving us nothing. Not enjoying this!

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

#Canada just committed to building high-speed rail. This could be transformative: 18 million people live in the Quebec City-Toronto corridor, where electric 300 km/h (186 mph) trains will run on dedicated tracks. Toronto to Montreal in 3 hours, Toronto-Ottawa in 2, Ottawa-Montreal in 50 minutes 🧵

Just follow the signs 🛣️🩵

Only Franny Lee, Sergio Aguero, Joe Hayes, Wayne Rooney and Bobby Charlton have scored more goals in Manchester Derby history. He’s at the start of his 4th season.

Today was a good day 💙🙌🏻

That three major British newspapers jumped on the poorly sourced (ATF to Steven Crowder to WSJ) line about the bullets having ‘trans’ symbols (actually a, wait for it, Helldivers 2 code) is such a tell on what they really care about. They really need to apologise (they won’t)

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.