people who are spiritually rapists react to being told "no" the same way in all contexts

Lmao

Every few months there's a story called like EVIL GENIUS? STEVE BANNON'S SECRET MASTER PLAN TO RULE THE WORLD REVEALED and you look inside and it's always about how Steve Bannon called them up to tell them he's an evil genius and that he has a secret master plan to rule the world.

Man, someone sounds really mad that a bunch of Minneapolis soccer moms can manage op-sec while the Secretary of Defense texts his battle plans to the editor in chief of the Atlantic.

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Nayib Bukele, the President of El Salvador: “Now that he's been confirmed healthy, he gets the honor of staying in El Salvador's custody.”

I turned Banania woke by abusing him

the two types of racist are food racist and sex racist. all racists fall into these two categories. hitler? sex racist. mussolini? food racist. stephen miller? sex racist. jd vance? food racist. despite being racist about food sometimes, donald trump is a sex racist

POV: you are Nayib Bukele in Feb 2029

genuinely found myself wondering this recently. where do these people come from. I recognize this is a difficult world to be a good person in, but the level of craven evil that seems to have gravitated to the top of every power structure in America is fucking alarming

seeing the first signs of Woke 2

look im just gonna say it. im sure nothing bad will happen to this great group of friends but if they WERE to be ritually slaughtered im just saying what kind of weird perverts go to grad school for anthropology

Where the TikTok witches at. You mfs better be magic missile-ing ICE agents in the astral plane while you sleep or something

connections is easy once you can look at the words and see them through the eyes of an annoying person who is trying to be clever

We love to see it.

There once was a diva named Watters Who made fun of they/thems and others The LGBT nation Grinned through their dehumanization Cuz they knew the day'd come when she got hers.

When your time runs out in Katamari Damacy

the entire message of Christianity is that God Himself died in an act of suicidal empathy with his wayward, undeserving creations and that you yourself have a personal obligation to emulate this. american protestantism is literally satanic

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

The religious sense of that aside, he is the diametrical opposite of the moral system the Gospels show from Jesus the antipode of Christ

it is incredible how a purely Satanic religious movement captured American Christianity

In the absence of secular explanations I find "these people are guided by Satan and their only love is inflicting agonizing death in any way conceivable" works with just about flawless coherence

subscribed to the bulwark to hear their take on Rod Dreher it was worth it

Half of the psychosexual dynamics of fascism, distilled into ten words

Drone strike in Jan of 2029

please fill it out and submit it to your local feminist zine

this is literal idolatry and it's insane to me how they don't see this

"wait? it's all gender?"

Whenever this all ends, and who knows when that will be, the United States is going to need a Truth & Reconciliation Commission. There has to be a full accounting of the wrongdoing and the collaborators.

Last week I watched a few minutes of the Sunday news shows, and saw a guy defending the Greenland invasion. He said that Greenland could have the kind of associative relationship with the US that the Marshall Islands has. I was like, dear god do you hear yourself.

More and more people are talking about MAGAngkar, folks

Lots of gender happening here.

Look I know atheists and agnostics roll their eyes when Mainliners like me mumble about these guys "not being True Christians" but they are in fact just outright Satanists, sadists whose form of worship is cruelly exercising raw power against the desperate for their own gratification

confirmed with political science it's all gender

i love that jd vance is the minister in charge of making the zoo more racist

i'm just gonna say it. you wouldn't see the government allowing the editor in chief of the atlantic to hang out in a war planning signal chat if they hadn't fired all the trans women in the military

This is a map of blue Arkansas where I ate all the Republicans

The only two real things in politics are gender and crises of elite reproduction

In a dark way it's kinda funny how literally all of this is about gender but you sound like you're wearing a tinfoil hat when you explain it

Think about that 60-some-year-old South Korean senator who was literally climbing over walls to vote for impeachment as martial law was imposed in the country and then looking at…. Chuck Schumer.

On a serious and ominous note, "build smelters on military bases" pairs uncomfortably with "mass migrant detention camps on military bases". We know Erik Prince is pushing for the latter contract, and he did imagine funding his Afghan protectorate idea with mines and smelters...

so is Dune a pro-computers text or is the implication that things would've ended up even worse with computers

swathes of american protestantism are just the outlander religion from zardoz