Alternative title “Google no longer a viable search engine”

Taxation is theft, but for real this time

There should be a normal person jeopardy. Real jeopardy is basically just for autistic people and celebrity jeopardy for brain damaged people. How about something splitting the difference?

I don’t know if I’ve gotten more mature or more brain damaged but I find it fascinating that I used to like Neil Breen films ironically but now I earnestly love them.

I haven’t had a car that was “mine” in over a decade since I commuted to manhattan and then worked remotely so I treated myself to something I can work on. I went with a 2017 340i, the last generation before BMW designers lost their minds

The reason people feel better after a chiropractor is physical therapy works, the reason why churches make people feel a part of something is the community, not the religion. People just can’t shake the correlation is not causation thing

There really aren’t any adults in charge in journalism. No wisened mentors to guide their acolytes in the way of truth seeking. It’s all TMZ

There’s something perversely funny about dems being like “well we’re going to gerrymander too…as long as that’s ok with everyone”

Man, circles are hard to draw

Online harassment sucks but there are a lot of adults on here who could use this reminder

Is there a way to just have a setting that automatically blocks furry avatars? It’s like a neck and neck race between furry and anime avatars for who is the least able to understand what a joke is

This is a curse that I have lived with and I say this not to brag but as a warning. The recent trend of slim fit pants would have the police called on me for indecency if I had partook. Nobody likes it, it’s for no one.

Fun fact, you can immediately tell someone has bad opinions if they call it the “Gaza War”. Your brain has to be a special kind of broken to see the razed nothing that Gaza is and see it as anything but extermination

Happly Mother’s Day! ❤️

Wits is back, Superego is back. Nature is healing!

Or, even more terrifying, imagine a brain under anesthesia that registers the pain of a scalpel but just isn’t translating it to the frontal cortex. You know you’re being cut open but the knowledge sits in a cage to be erased because it can’t reach the hippocampus

Not enough people are talking about how good chick fil a chocolate chip cookies are. I am not a cookie person but goddamn they are tasty

You can't "earn" a billion dollars and none of their examples did. Michael Jordan earned $93m playing basketball. He's worth $3.5b today because of our meticulously-engineered legal, economic, and tax structures that prioritize accumulated capital and property over everything else.

Removing pipe from mouth in book lined study "You BEEN a bitch"

I can’t decide what would be worse: he thinks we’re this stupid or he’s so deluded he actually believes this

"They want islands, we just want healthcare..." I spoke with Baltimore musician Shango Supreme and others in the middle of the Baltimore May Day march against billionaires and authoritarianism @therealnews.com

absolute A+ polling question

My home office is in the garage and I’m usually trying so hard to get rid of ants…instead I’ve made friends with the spiders. They eat the ants and I leave them alone. It’s really worked out well so far. I named this guy Scorpy and he lives on my ceiling

The consultant class has chimed in again. “These brilliant tacticians must dumb down messaging so the average idiot can understand” is the core of the brain rot. They aren’t that smart, it isn’t jargon. It’s bullshit and the average person sees through it. That’s the problem

(inventing social media) we want to start releasing DLCs for the DSM-5

If you like Star Wars you should just watch samurai movies instead. They’re better and it’s all just a samurai rip off anyway

I have just received news from an inside source that Rudy Giuliani has died. He sneezed and farted at the same time and his eyeballs popped out and a cat jumped up to play with the eyes and he backed up in fear and fell out of a window

Congrats to @dennycarter.bsky.social for getting his own ice cream flavor!

Sometimes I reply to a Will Stancil post just to rustle the bushes and have some centrists pop out so I can block them

I don’t know how many of my fellow middle-aged men need to hear this but, there is a point where working out at the gym makes you look worse like you’re a melting action figure. Just do some cardio and eat well.

I think about this all the time.

It’s very funny to have an article about the greatest living songwriters and the pictures are of someone who doesn’t write their own music and Beyoncé’s husband

Hit a new record for weekly groceries: $700 for family of 5. Seems bad

Sometimes it’s worth pondering how differently things would have gone if the DNC didn’t prop up Hillary and Bernie went on to win in 2016 (which he absolutely would have over Trump)

It’s kind of funny that all of my favorite podcasts are just people I think are interesting and funny and the premise of the podcast is flimsy at best.

I love cars, I think they’re awesome and fun as a hobby and a way to disconnect and clear your mind with an aimless drive. I also would 100% rather commute by public transit and these things aren’t at odds

Remember when people were trying to excuse Melania as some unwitting victim?

Is this good?

I try to leave a lot of room for subjective interpretation of trauma but the only possible way this could be seen as a tragedy is how these vultures can leverage it to victimhood

Honestly surprised he’s a caltech grad and the best plan he could come up with was to do a Scientology run

If you ever have to say you aren’t a pedophile, you already lost, man

Man,

Apparently there is a belief that people who joined Bluesky in November of 2024 are wine mom brunchlord liberals and I don’t know if it’s true but it is interesting

American citizens are in an abusive relationship with major media outlets. The fascists punch us in the face and Dana Bash is there to ask why we don’t apologize for hurting their hand

So many people shouting about secret service incompetence instead of wrangling with the truth that they have created an environment where shootings can happen anywhere at any time