me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

My wife started saying “it’s almost like republicans wanted to have Kirk killed the way they leveraged it so immediately” and I basically pointed out that they were waiting for any excuse, this just happened to be the one that presented itself

RFK Jr. carries a tin of Band-Aids and pops them in his mouth like gum.

Russell Wilson should retire during halftime

You can’t fix this. Dismantle

He was evil and she is too. Hope this helps

When people ask why I commuted from NJ instead of living in Manhattan…this is my neighborhood

So you think you can scold

“Ok, let me see the cut, finally everyone will see what a wonderful…oh…oh god. Let’s uh just put that on YouTube where his fans can see it”

Steve Aoki: Are you sure? Stylist: Yes. I am 100% sure no one else will be wearing the big red shoes

These people are fucking morons. I can’t overstate how stupid everything is right now

I crashed my Scion

I sent an email letting WPIX know that I’m reaching out to their advertisers and if you’re in the NYC area you should too. Money is what drives action for them

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

I am proud to announce that I will not be working with Disney or its subsidiaries in light of their cowardice in pulling Kimmel. Of course, I wasn’t before, but I will continue not to

Priceless. If, like me, you have any Irish heritage, you can shine with pride.

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

The republicans are apparently trying to prevent political violence by creating a system in which violence is the only recourse. Bold move

They’re coming for the man show hosts. Rogan is next

He meant this as a compliment.

Everyone who said we were overreacting should never be able to forget how they helped create this bullshit

We should make a list of everyone who doesn’t properly mourn the Jimmy Kimmel show and get them all fired

Increasingly, my reaction to news is becoming “fuck you”

You have to really love French food to go with A. Pretty sure the correct answer is D with the bonus of most good American style food available in Australia

He's still got it

Just like almost every instance of this type of violence, it’s an unsatisfying and confusing reality lacking the clarity either side desperately wants

I am begging you to understand how madness spreads in a society. It's not just blind panic among the ignorant that there's a monster coming. It's smart-sounding people insisting you are a bad person unless you, also, believe in the monster and join the panic.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Charlie Kirk Doesn’t Deserve What’s Happening To Him I am not here to celebrate the death of Charlie Kirk. I will not, however, engage in the completely unearned celebration of his life that is happening pretty much everywhere in the wake of his murder. What's happening now would normally be…

Where’s my @lastweektonight.com? Did they have to pull this week’s episode?

I know I should just shut down my twitter account, but it’s become such a right wing echo chamber I almost feel like maybe just maybe tilting at windmills is worth the time for as long as I have any followers

Imagine how many republicans would have been fired if it were made illegal to make fun of George Floyd after his death

This is an archived government report that found that “Since 1990, far-right extremists have committed far more ideologically motivated homicides than far-left or radical Islamist extremists.” It existed yesterday and is gone today.

First round of hops extractions underway. Exciting!

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Was just reminded of this

I was fine just letting a turd rot but the lionization of Kirk really feeds the need to counter with who he actually was (a bad person) and what we all lost (nothing)

Wow, I’m absolutely very surprised that MAGA morons are already saying there must be a different person who was actually the shooter. Totally not in line with their approach of choosing their own reality to be mad about

Once again for those in the back: opposing genocide is not antisemitism

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

They’re going to find the shooter, dispatch of him, and then put a Harris 2024 shirt on him

I thought the “AI video” thing was a joke but I honestly believe it was a real video with AI enhancement to fix the droop

The milieu of elder millennials who aren’t white nationalists and feel varying degrees of burned by buying into the Obama “Hope” hype

I seem to be in the minority in that I love the needle drops at the end of each Alien: Earth episode. I’m also an elder millennial so it’s basically made for me

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

This is a unique event that has the potential to further radicalize both sides of the political spectrum: the right for perceived persecution and the left for distain at “their” political party whitewashing a hateful goober

So flags at half mast for a hateful shitposter but not a sitting senator. Got it. Makes sense.