Adding DM chats to Bluesky would kill twitter. It’s literally the only thing I need it for and I can’t be the only one

The Boston purse

Ice Spice’s name is Isis, and she was born in 2000. That timing really sucks

Cohort study with no actually gating for mental illness…so another correlational study with an idiot journalist saying it’s causal. Facts matter in science

All of the hate for AI as if it’s a monolith marked “grok” or whatever is very stupid. I can only assume it’s largely creatives hating on image creation, which is fair, but for people who don’t do passionate things for work, AI is great for things like market reports and objective data aggregation

I’ve noticed a significant uptick in websites that reject VPN connections or make VPN users jump through multiple captcha tests…it’s concerning

i have one more (long) clip that i wanted to wait until after the show dropped to share i cannot fuckin believe they let us do this. #GodDoesReal

I need HBO to understand that no, I never want to watch Bill Maher after Last Week Tonight ends. I will never want to watch Bill Maher, it is not related to what I watched

Puts on a swastika armband “as a joke”

The Supreme Court will be remembered as the rotten corrupt body that let pedophiles run free in positions of power for decades. Nothing short of abolishing the Supreme Court is far enough

Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.

I know I don’t have a lot of followers here (why would I?) but in the spirit of paying it forward since something nice happened to me, please let me know if you want to try my favorite coffee. I have a free sample pack to give and it will ruin keurig for you if you’re a coffee snob like me

SCOTUS rules 6-3 that Prince Andrew has presidential immunity

If you are scolding people about not wearing masks in the year 2026, you have a mental illness called OCD. Go get some therapy. Signed, a scientist who was begging people to mask when it was a NOVEL virus

There needs to be a way to opt out of gambling ads on all these streaming services

I will take any opportunity to post this again

Of the Obama/Springsteen podcast duo, it turns out the singer is more willing to meet the moment than a former president

Some people have really developed a psychosis around AI. I get why people don’t like it, but the frothing knee-jerk hatred is DSM-level. It’s not going away and it’s actually very useful for people who work with large data sets and know how to use it.

The American economy is basically the equivalent of what happened back in 2011 when pricing algorithms had no oversight: www.wired.com/2011/04/amaz...

Now we just need someone to work on the American nationals.

If you say something stupid, don’t be mad when people say it’s stupid. It’s part of the deal with the whole open exchange of ideas thing upon which social media is predicated

Every time I see any mention of “Clavicular” I run to rip a looooooooong ass toke of cannabis to immediately prevent the formation of any long term memories

KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell

Ask and you shall receive

If you haven't seen this yet, check it out: youtu.be/z_mUo5Zg-GM?...

I made a stupid browser app where you can simulate creature battles. Try it out, why not, it’s very stupid and free titan-tussle-lab.lovable.app

It’s kind of funny that when I first got my driver’s license I was hesitant to say yes to being an organ donor but I just got my license renewed and when I answered that question my only thought was “are you sure you want these things?”

You ever get really high and watch Bluey and think to yourself “man, these dogs have a huge house” but then you think “well, they are dogs so it’s all smaller than it looks”

And now I’m imagining Shrek as a Pokémon that screeches “Shrek Shrek”

“your favorite celebrity is probably in the epstein files too” buddy i don’t think goku’s in there but correct me if i’m wrong

Pam Bondi looks like it’s perpetually 11:59pm and she is turning into a pumpkin at midnight

Yet another deleted federal data point to appease the mad king

It should be illuminating that prosecuting sex trafficking, the thing that prosecutors and police across the country have been using as a cash cow to fund surveillance and weaponry, is actually not something government prosecutors care about at all. The system does not hold people accountable.

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

Just randomly burst out laughing imagining the “moon’s haunted” tweet but it’s Musk saying “Mars is woke”

If the democrats are serious about fixing this country post-Trump, they have to neuter the executive branch. Dismantle the Supreme Court, make sure no one person can destroy so much unilaterally

I’m going to go out on a limb and say ring wins the tone deaf commercial of the Super Bowl. Become a part of the surveillance state! For free!

Bluesky DM chats when?

ICE agents commit crimes at a higher rate than “illegal” immigrants. This should be said every day

Let a dog do it on pay per view.

People gotta fuckin stop doin this. I won't vote for Gavin Newsom. Gavin Newsom will lose. I'm saying it now so y'all have time to listen, tho you never do. But nah I ain't voting for diet fascism just because he has a D. Candidates have to do what we want to get elected, there's no fealty here.

This is beyond parody. Someone drive this man through Dallas please

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

I wish I could block pictures of Stephen Miller, no need to see that wormy goblin

Incredible correction by The Guardian:

"They made pew pew noises at us and I cried."