Haven't posted since April so just dropping by to post a couple pics from the last week and then maybe disappear for another 5 months tbd

At Chipotle nose bleeding in my burrito bowl while this man in front of me is walking around their table with a DSLR doing a photoshoot with his family eating burritos and a homeless man is behind me is yelling "I'm gonna beat you bitch!" NEW YORK CITY, BABY

In one of my group chats we're all extremely opinionated about everything so one of them has started a color coded doc so we can all keep track of each other's opinions and avoid unnecessary arguments. Highly recommend

i cannot believe that we have to figure out what we are going to eat for dinner every single day forever

when they go low, we go Jasmine Crockett @repjasmine.bsky.social 🔥

one of the most horrifying things to accept about This Era is there is no functional federal law enforcement agency or prosecutors who will investigate anyone even slightly aligned with the administration. was there market manipulation? insider trading? could well be! we will literally never know!

Kylie Minogue was brilliant as ever last night 🤩

I have a client meeting at 8am this morning and had to leave for it right after 7 and I truly don't know how people do this every day I want to KMS

Mook and Gaitok

my offer to america: we bring woke back

happy sunday y'all

I'm going camping with my gym buddy and his friends next month and he created a gc and introduced us all and y'all, the description he wrote about me... I can't. It's too accurate 🫠

I can’t believe this is real! It’s like the worst caricature of how the right says Soros does politics.

Officially completely done with my rewatch of The X-Files. 218 episodes. 9 seasons in the original run. Two films. Two reboot seasons. Still one of the best TV series of all time, but I am glad to be able to move on after about 4 months of watching.

then why even make the movie

When someone texts me and the topic hits one of my "special interests." Being my friend can be exhausting

her fuck ass bob has been haunting me relentlessly

He just updated me with his projections for seasonal growth and colors of his different plantings...

My bf and I could not be more different in how we spend our Saturdays. I just got back from the gym to him sitting at the kitchen table making an excel spreadsheet of all the seeds he's going to plant in his community garden plot...

In Boston for a preservation conference this week that's being held at my former grad school. Makes me want to get another masters tbh

g'day

I saw this X-Files episode. It doesn't end well

Went out Saturday night for the first time in 3+ years and danced until 4am Woke up this morning and my lower back was so sore I could barely move I have never felt my age more 🫠🥲

My back is getting bigger. Nice

My Uber driver just told me that my accent and the way I speak sounds like Justin Trudeau...

happy hump day

an under-appreciated reason to not rank Andrew Cuomo is that he teamed up with RFK Jr. to shut down New York’s largest nuclear power plant, causing energy costs and carbon emissions to skyrocket

Meredith, you are Latina enough 🤍

My gym's 8 week challenge is over and I did my end of challenge body scan yesterday and I'm pretty happy with the results 🎉 •Down 3.9% body fat - from 17.9% to 14% •Up 5.3 lbs of skeletal muscle mass •Down 7 lbs of body fat mass

Finished the second movie and started the first of the two reboot seasons tonight and I forgot how hot Skinner was in season 10

Just finished watching the original 9 season run of The X-Files. 202 episodes. 1 movie. Approximately 153 hours of TV. Still one of the greatest television shows ever, even if the quality dropped during the final seasons.

Packed two shirts but no shorts for the gym so I had to workout in my work pants. My brain is not firing on all cylinders today

Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction

Went to my first opera last night and I actually loved it 🥹

A set with Martha would literally cure me

Feeling the itch to get another car and that's very dangerous, esp as I already have 3 cars in NYC, which is 3 more than anyone needs here. But like, at this point... what's a fourth? Just ruminating here bc my bf won't even entertain this discussion unless I get rid of a minimum of two cars first 😞

Today's workout nearly killed me but I can't be mad about the pump 💪🏻

A random man in the elevator just looked me head to toe and said with an air of disdain "A tennis match? At lunch?" Read me to filth

I'm midway through season 9 of the x-files, which is the final season of the original run, and oh my godddd I forgot how much of a slog it is. All of the magic of the show is completely gone and Scully's entire character feels like an afterthought

Nothing hits like that first sip of McDonald's sweet tea in the morning

Thanks. I hate it. Counties that voted more Democrat in 2024 than in 2020: www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/co...

My workout partner gave me a candle he made for me today and it smells so good 🥹

A Kind of Magic

It was so warm today (It was above freezing)

This photo is healing me