She owes £148m, not only should they take every penny they should take the mansion, the yacht, and this disgusting grin off her face.

Forgot to post this one

Bafflingly there are still people out there in the world who think being passionate about nature is “kind of weird”. or “a niche interest”. These people have it all wrong. Nature isn’t some quirky sideline to the main business. It IS the main business. Nature is us.

When it hits -5 emergency accommodation is provided. Imagine what kind of similarly cold bureaucratic mind came up with that metric.

Yes, yes I know. I play this all the time. But why the fuck not? It was and remains absolutely magnificent. #NowPlaying

Glasgow Shipyards, painting by Ryan Mutter (b.1978).

one thing we just all need to get together and get comfortable with for 2026: saying “you stupid racist fucks” when necessary it’s a useful optimization and compression strategy

I do love a good pop up protest. Especially this one. Because I also say "fuck trump" often🔥 #SheShed

This is the year it happens. I promise.

Ended 2025 with reggae. And far, far too much to drink…

Only a few hours in to 2026 and this thread is already a strong contender for hilarity of the year. You people crack me up

Wanted to give an additional special new year mention to @billisdead.bsky.social and @discopath.bsky.social. Lads, you two have not only made me laugh hard many times in recent months, you’re both absolute smashers too. HNY my mates ❤️

Bluesky friends, acquaintances and patter merchants, I’ve loved your chat in 2025, more please for 2026. HNY to one and all from this auld rude girl. But… a special mention for @desdelboy.bsky.social - for the daily visual uplift and for being an outstanding human being. You’re the BEST, sunshine ❤️

Have a good one, folks and here's to plenty more of this in 2026:

Making good use of the stamped addressed envelope from Reform. Every one posted costs them money 🫡

OMFG @lealyster.bsky.social I forgot to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY you absolute legend *sorry, I’m old, I forget stuff

Homemade Christmas cake and a wee glass of Pedro Ximenez sherry. All good but please note the classy James King & The Lone Wolves shot glass. I know, I know, achingly cool 😎

This is how you do it folks

Once again Nigel Farage has been denied a knighthood. Still eligible for a white hood.

Inner city blue… Favourite Child and I dragged our lardy arses out for some cold, fresh Glasgow air this arvo. Feel almost human again now…

How low can you go? Highly recommend this half hour R4 Bass Notes doc with the mighty @jahwobble.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Behold kids, the sun has AT LAST made an appearance in Scotland 🙏

Morning @desdelboy.bsky.social - all good?

Monday Madness......

It's not sex offenders who upset Nigel Farage, it's brown people.

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humour

25+ people arriving shortly to party! The pressing question - Northern Soul or reggae playlist to get their feet shuffling around the living room dancefloor?

The Scottish sky is leaden and the betwixtmas mood has descended, so time to buck up a bit #NowPlaying

Fábio Gomes Trindade is a Brazilian street artist who blends street art with nature; incorporating branches and flowers as living parts of his murals. #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

My people ❤️

It's been a bad year for drummers. Rick Buckler , seen here in his black suited glory with The Jam. 'That's Entertainment' on the Late Show. And sounding as good as you remember it was. Of course. buff.ly/S4gUWSN

@nilesy1961.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣

Spotted on today’s constitutional. Amen…

Cracking piece from Euan Murray about the mighty, mighty talent that was John Robertson. Rest easy, fella. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

And so, the recovery begins…

Lush's soap most of the money from which goes to funding Medical Services for Palestinians in Gaza. Let everybody know.

Scotland fans! One of our World Cup 2026 opponents Morocco, are in action against Mali on TV tonight (4Seven 19:55📺). Morocco are ranked 11th in the world, haven't lost in 20 games, and are the AFCON hosts. Mali are ranked 53rd.

Please behold. Favourite Child makes Best Mother Ever very happy indeed by preparing Christmas brunch yesterday 🥰

Bar’s open - Aunty Mairi’s making the cocktails. What could possibly go wrong? 🤪

Essential listening for Xmas in this gaff. #NowPlaying

Sobriety makes it easier to keep a level head during what can be a stressful time of year. There are many factors why people binge drink over Christmas, and stress is a big one. Yet, alcohol can make stress and anxiety feel much worse #SoberChristmas

Sending seasons greetings from Glasgow to all my Bluesky mates. You folks are the BEST 🙏❤️🎄

It’s a page of nonsense to print off and colour in to keep a child busy while you cook or for you to have some calm crayons time. Merry Christmas!

Let's keep everyone company this year. I'll be around on christmas day with #joinin whether you need fun or a bit of support or a rant. No-one should feel alone on christmas day.

Favourite Child just asked if we can watch Withnail & I thus eve. Too right we can sunshine 😁

I'm VERY into throwing cheese at babies now.

Wrap yer peepers round these @discopath.bsky.social 3 cheese & jalapeño 😋. GBBO next methinks…