So, a couple of hours later… On a bed of Pesto Linguine…

Going for a two & half hour slow-cook Soffritto. Only half an hour in and it's smelling amazing 😎

Well, not for just over three years, when the next GE rolls around, so there is that. Plenty of time to work out an escape plan to a better country.

Given that would be tomorrow, I'm not completely shocked. 🤪

They should do both races at the same time. And give them cannon to fire at each other, and those big pugil sticks from Gladiators for biffing the opponent's Cox. Or maybe do it in Submarines? Okula-Class submarines with 8 cruise missiles each. I'd go to London to watch *that*.

Got a 2kg Mallard Duck for lunch / dinner tomorrow. Going with a variant on the Riverford recipe. Lime instead of Orange. And adding fresh thyme to the Allspice. also, this could be a job for the small remaining jar of Fleur De Sel lurking in the cupboard. 👍

I'm going to try and sell you some books today. Hope you don't mind.

Trump Film Pitches: • Shite Hawk Down • The Lovely Bonespurs • Behind Enema Lines • Executive Indecision • Lie Hard With A Vengeance /𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝐹𝑖𝑙𝑚 𝑃𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑠 - 𝐸𝑑.

Add a food to a movie title: The Princess Bridie Cake

Aside from the scandalous destruction of a beautiful tree - This a good list of shit places to never eat or drink (or spend your money) in. Browns being the worst dung-heap. (Especially their woeful staff) Side-note: Unless you're an Estate Agent, there's no reason to ever visit an All Bar One.

I'm old enough to remember when the New York Times and the Washington Post were reliable news sources.

I'm sure the insurance will cover that, no problem. 👍

I’m back up and running! I’ve kept this discount on over Easter so don’t spend money on a palm oil egg, get a new tee.

What kind of fucking psycho looks at rampant gun violence and school shootings in the US and thinks “I’d like some of that please”? Just absolutely fucking mental. metro.co.uk/2026/03/31/l...

Top Tip, Folks: Start Your Marinades *early*

I wonder if the ironically named "FactFusion Space & Science" actually post *real* images of anything, or is it all just #slop ?

This needs a film by Godfrey Reggio (with a Phillip Glass soundtrack, obviously):

Your irregular reminder that when you 'store' something in 'The Cloud', you're basically only backing up to someone else's computer. Local Storage FTW!

Five shows to get to know me (not that you'd want to, tbh) The Shield The West Wing Battlestar Galactica (reboot) Anthony Bourdain - Parts Unknown Deadwood

New episodes of The Pitt *and* For All Mankind have dropped. Excellent. 👍

Ok, Chicken & Spinach Balti-ish Curry. Extra Red Onion, Couple of Scotch Bonnets, and a handful of those turbo green African devils, Fennel Seed, Black Mustard Seed and shredded Curry Leaves. Load of torn fresh Coriander to serve on dirty rice 👍🏻

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.

"There's No ISS in Teams"

"And one by one, without any fuss, the stars [of support from the E.U. to the U.S.] were going out..."

+ BREAKING + Trump finally breaks cover as a Cylon Sleeper agent.

@simonmarksfsn.bsky.social Thank you (and your Producer) for leaving in the *unedited* clip of the kid in the U.S. talking about why he was so excited about the Artemis II flight. Fabulous Work! 😎 👏 /I've clipped it for later use 😆

Bondi Beached.

As indeed I will now embrace mine, albeit a small detail. I would like to point out, having now dug through my script archive, that *nowhere* in the film 'The Wild Geese' do the words "Broadsword Calling Danny Boy" occur. Nowhere. It first appears in Where Eagles Dare at 25'23" /continues

"Man with AI-Generated Face may be appointed to a complete Non-Job (although very well-paid), that has no power, purpose, or ability to fulfil it's role as a regulator" as.ft.com/r/b58135fe-b...

Slow and steady (firings) win the race 👍

/Project Fail Mary

Did you Stephen? Did you really? Well, thanks for the warning.

No mate, it's not in 'The Wild Geese'. #LBC That call sign is "Iron Man / Mother Goose" "Broadsword Calling Danny Boy" is from 'Where Eagles Dare' *only*. I will brook no debate on this matter, because you'd be wrong. Embrace your wrongness.

Listening on slight catch-up, so apologies, but this morning's "Bernard Manning" Reform poke on #LBC was absolute class 👌

I have an indescribable urge now to go and find some turkeys just so I can do this 🤣🤣🤣🦃

WOW!

🚀🚀🚀 \o/

What's that expression...? "Don't let it bite you in the ass!" Well, it just did, fuckos 😂 #Slop

... just when you think the scumbag racists who constitute any 'official' in Reform could not sink any lower... They just do. It's the poison that runs in their veins.

The Day The Earth Stood A Bit More Still - Gort 2: Electric Boogaloo -

Pretty certain Oakeshott would fail a Human DNA test, tbh.

And my day had been going quite well up to seeing this...

"Light the fuse"

Been really enjoying that extra hour in bed since the clocks went back at the weekend. Have managed to miss quite a few meetings over the last few days, though. 🤔

Superb 👏

No, they won't, because they are chicken-shit, useless assholes. But, do entertain us with some other nonsense, since you're clearly in the mood for wasting everyone’s fucking time.

I'm one of them. To my deep shame and regret (now mainly in my bank balance) I used to work for Nestlë's Ad Agency, and the precious little bastards used to lose it if the accent on the final 'e' was even the tiniest bit wrong/off. /Which is why we did it 😆