She's clearly back on the meth.

Or "We now go over to Chris Mason..."

None. None Whatsoever. Next question.

"indicator" See also: "considering proposals", "looking closely at the possibilities", "having a consultation", "kicking it down the road", "doing absolutely fuck all about it because I'm too scared", "has no intention whatsoever", etc etc etc.... www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

If anyone can suggest a better pun on the title, I'd be happy to re-work this.

Let's see if the clown actually does it, or bottles it. www.ibtimes.co.uk/andy-burnham...

George Cottrell, a senior adviser/fixer for Nigel Farage, who was jailed for offering to use the dark web to launder money to undercover FBI agents posing as drug traffickers, has written a "how to" book... on money laundering. Not that he would offer advice to his best friend Nigel on such matters

As Aimee Mann once put it: "𝑇𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦'𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑡ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝐽𝑢𝑙𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝐽𝑢𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑡𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝐼 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑔𝑢𝑛𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑘𝑦"

Soooo it’s a coyote? futurism.com/tesla-wall-a...

It's impressive that a bunch of people voting stupidly here can actually fuck up the education of those in other countries. A truly outstanding piece of idiocy.

But he won't. You *know* he won't. And you know *why*.

Reddit really is like that old stock pot that you once burnt a dinner in, put out in the garage, & then on discovering it again, find it's filled with filth, mould & only a fucking good dose of bleach will ever make it usable. If Facebook is the internet's toilet (it is), Reddit is the septic tank.

FUCK ME - These guys are not giving up!!!!! \o/ Go Cap Verde!

Grateful to the Telegraph for providing the definitive answer to its own question, albeit in quite small letters.

Yes. Next question.

Well, that's a turn up! 1-1

So it's farewell Australia.

Next up on #WorldCup Piddlehampton Wanders v Nempnett Thrubwell Athletic

I'm old enough to remember when football was a game worth taking seriously. youtu.be/LfduUFF_i1A?...

"You can't rewire the state" Yep, you're right.

We're probably going to get that mouthy twatknacker who claims to represent the 'Hospitality Sector in the UK' bemoaning all that lost pub revenue - any minute now... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

@turmaine.bsky.social THEY MADE ME DO IT!!! 🤣

And damn right, too. 👍 You don't pay the dues, you don't make the rules. www.ft.com/content/c5b0...

And who said that Hollywood had run out of ideas? 'Based On Internet Meme' Fuxxake.

No great surprise, then that 'Double Down News', a site as reliable for the veracity of it's content as a stunned ocelot is to open-heart surgery, is lending support (but, I'm guessing not financial)...

Mostly by not really giving a toss.

"British news without the spin. The Daily Britain delivers straight-talking headlines, sharp opinions, and stories that keep the nation informed and unfiltered." Yeah. Right.

just put the sodding thing on its side and carry on

I guess we're in for another day [remainder of the Parliamentary term] of this... 🥱

So, c'mon - own up. You've all connected with Lisa Nandy on LinkedIn, haven't you? 😆

As well as pushing through "emergency measures" to allow pubs to stay open until 5am on Monday I hope the government are pushing through emergency measures for the police to cope with all the drunk driving from the pubs and a few hours later on the school run.

"Our friendly staff will be happy to..."

I wish someone would tell me where Andy Burnham is from. It could be really important internationally.

I have added a power up if you drink from the Meade horn… bayeuxgo.live

Hey Bayeux Tapestry fans have I made the platform game for you? I’m sure someone else will have done this before but well now I have too… bayeuxgo.live

If Andy [redacted] Burnham is looking for a new Minister to run the DCMS, perhaps a small jar of runny cheese with bits in it might be a better option than the current (but not for much longer) incumbent. I'll start:

+ 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔.𝐒.𝐀. 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃 + "𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦, 𝑟𝑢𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑟𝑎𝑝𝑖𝑠𝑡, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑎 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑜𝑟 '𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑛', 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 !!!"

Lisa Nandy currently engaged in the greatest last-minute attempt to feign interest in culture since I tried to read the second half of Sons And Lovers the night before my English A-Level.

+ Exclusive! + New shots of Harry Kane leaked from VAR referees.

The Government™ has made an ad about Palantir, and it's surprsingly honest and informative.

The Minister for the DCMS* finally figures out what her job is. (*Department of Corruption, Manipulation & Spin)

Upbeat mood today.

And for 'heavy lobbying' read 'massive bribes'. www.ft.com/content/2135...

If companies can't run data centres without polluting our air and water, pushing up energy bills, abusing workers' rights, harming local communities or wrecking the climate – then they shouldn't be allowed to run them A safe climate and healthy environment are necessities – tech bro profits aren't

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July

These are the important questions:

Er, does this mean I (and other b3ta people) can get paid for all the times they took my work and refused to pay me? I've probably still got the emails if any lawyers fancy getting involved.