"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr(s). Brain has long since departed"

My new website's now fully up and running, with 1000s of images ( growing all the time) free to view, all of which can be bought as prints, or originals where available www.martinrowson.com

The irony here being that the mask used in the graphic is the IP of Warner Bros/Discovery Networks...

If you see this, post a record cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Yeah, that's it.

Well, he can absolutely GTF.

Today was a good day.

Bit of MDF and a lick of paint, that'll come up a treat. 👍

Who said this? “𝗘𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗜’𝗺 𝗮 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗿 𝗜’𝗺 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁’𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘀. 𝗣𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻𝗲.” /It's the first option, by the way 😎

Quote with a 10/10 album

Buy dinosaur books and regret nothing! 👇 dragonsofwales.etsy.com/listing/1689...

Actually, Comcast (if successful) could probably sue under the Sale of Goods Act for the description 'Entertainment' as misrepresentation.

I wouldn't give them a fiver for whole lot. /Yes, I was made redundant by them - but the NDA lapsed ages ago 😎

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Beat the Christmas rush I've just launched my #Christmas Gift Guide. There’s 10% off everything in my online shop with code XMAS25 until Friday. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-gi...

Too Much?

Shocking news as it's revealed injecting Botulinum neurotoxin into your face may be injurious to your health... 🙄

What's more incredible is that anyone of sound mind is still using Facebook. It's a fucking sewer.

*spoilers* It's already too late.

I recall another phoney involved with the Br3xit/R3main campaign who described himself as a "leading international trade expert" Can't quite remember his name - I must hunt(er) it out. I *do* recall he was also a massive grifter, though.

* of All Time

Quality Churnalism.

Yeah. The likelihood of this happening is one step below the possibility of me being the first person on Mars. But, bless The Mirror for it's blatant self-delusion, it's kind of sweet really. 🦄 www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

Impressive that certain MPs have problems counting up to 6. 😳 #PMQs

Oh, Hello, Lammy has shifted up a gear. The way he does that always tickles me, as it's *so* badly done. #PMQs

It seems whoever manages the code for Penguin Random House's website hasn't figured out how to do the character <é> Which ironic, given what PRH actually *do*.

What to guess who is getting an easy ride from Justin Webb on #r4today in the bottom half of the hour *again*? Yes, it's the Minister for Dubai-On-Sea: 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 (𝙏𝙖𝙭 𝘿𝙤𝙙𝙜𝙚) 𝙏𝙞𝙘𝙚

"Matthew Lynn writes for The Daily Telegraph¹, The Spectator² The Wall Street Journal³ and MoneyWeek⁴..." Hmmm. 🤔 Owners: ¹ RedBird Capital Partners ² Paul Marshall ³ News Corp ⁴ Future Plc (JP Morgan Asset Mgmt, Jupiter Asset Mgmt, & Tory Donor Peter Wood) I'm seeing a pattern here.

+ Breaking News + Popularity of Crap Food in decline.

I'm not reposting anything from the hellsite, and what he posted there. Just this. Douglas Carswell. Bit of a racist.

In other news, I've recently discovered that there is a "Retro" Video Game arcade in town that has an original 'Time Crisis' (And Galaxians 😎)

Woo hoo, yeah! Whatever... Meanwhile, what the fuck are you doing about the actual Fascists inside the White House?

You know when you have a film (concept, original and sequel) you really love, and someone comes along and absolutely fucks it up? Tron: Ares manages to shit all over something brilliant. Oh, and Jared Leto, which doesn't help anything.

"Lord" Hannan writes in to say:

It’s almost like he’s incredibly guilty of multiple sex crimes. Just speculation on my part, obviously.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Go away with this crap.

My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down. He’s struggling to find any work at the moment. He’s a brilliant writer and has written for Dangermouse, Private Eye and many more… If you need a writer have a look at his website and please repost. www.mathew-owen.co.uk Thank you

I think what's most perfect about this is the complete lack of any solution for the problem of having a multiple bankrupt, rapist child-molester as one's president. But, do what you do.

@simonmarksfsn.bsky.social Holy [redacted) that was something this evening! /Apologies, following on catch up

*prods the goons running the UK Labour Government* Y'see? You can if you 𝐓𝐑𝐘.

The Heisenberg Theory of Total Bullshit:

Oooops.

Listen. This is where it is.

Jetten blij met verkiezingszege, opteert voor ‘stabiel kabinet door het midden’