@reecedinsdale.bsky.social Not a bad pitch for a role in the next Highlander, if I may say 😎

*ahem* 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒

Oh wow. I didn’t know that in ancient Aramaic, ‘Ineos’ was a word that broadly meant ‘tax dodging, traitorous cunt’.

For fucks sake, @tomswarbrick.bsky.social - can you just try to be a credible journalist? Just once? Commenting on Nadhim 'Warm Horses' Zahawi's ridiculous toot this morning on your own channel #LBC, you get the globulous liar Susan Hall (who lied about having her wallet nicked) to comment? WTF?

Memo to men Don't walk past Nadhim Zahawi if you're tired He'll have to walk in the road for his safety

I keep submitting branding ideas to Reform UK (Ltd) as they were advertising for jobs recently, but I'm not getting any replies. Don't know why :-/

Morning!

Lest we forget.

Lest We Forget. (I know Susan Hall's in there, but I hate her as much as the rest of them, and she's equally foul and racist)

Too Much?

@aiannucci.bsky.social are you writing this stuff mate?

Well, she’s dead now.

It is quite stunning how The Atlantic gets away with shit like this: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

I wish ‘em luck with that one.

"I'm a big guy..." Err.... maybe he meant 'around' #idiot

Please stop reposting stuff with images of needles in them. I'm massively phobic. - asking nicely -

We talking about misogyny? Let's start here.

Well, Tahra Zafar on #DesertIslandDiscs was an absolute joy. (Extra bonus points for kicking off with the best ever bit of Barry Gray) 👍

Not listened to this (marvellous) tune for a while, but given the parlous state of news media and politics by which we currently find ourselves being asphyxiated, it seems rather appropriate: Elvis Costello & The Brodsky Quartet - 'This Sad Burlesque' 1993

Today in "Things that aren't going to happen before the next GE" (or, indeed, the one after that) > Getting rid of FPTP

"Grima is our Councillor, but we will no longer hear his council..."

In shops across #Gorton and #Denton, #Manchester NOW!

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Obviously avoiding the globulous Ferrari on the radio, flip on 5Live and we get Owen 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 Jones 🤬

What could it possibly be?

Thursday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Feel free to get back to the rest of the world when a single thing you said is acted upon. We’re not holding our breath.

Here's another poll the folks at Gallup are also presumably about to bin. apnews.com/article/poll...

"... after the Horse has bolted"

And what will happen as a result? Absolutely Fuck All.

Maybe he should speak up a bit, then. www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2026/...

Well, he can get to fuck, and so can his shite team.

Frank Darabont's version was absolutely brilliant. Yes, the ending was savage, but it fit the film. We do not need another one. Stop this nonsense. gizmodo.com/mike-flanaga...

"Victoria's Not-So-Secret Anymore"

I *loved* this show. And the Owl reminded me of Meneer de Uil in De Fabeltjeskrant ❤️

LUDWIG (1977): Mirek and Peter (Pigeon Street) Lang created this deeply surreal children's cartoon about a sentient gemstone (*something* lived inside it) with legs, a rotorblade, and a penchant for Beethoven, which lived in a forest and was spied on by the deerstalker-wearing narrator.

Right, that's the badge sorted. Next, the T-Shirt.

I'd completely forgotten about this film. It's superb.

Let’s not bar Wes Streeting from being Prime Minister because of alleged links with Peter Mandelson. Let’s bar him because he’s a vile, self-centred, money grabbing, odious, trabsphobic cunt.

+ Breaking News + Wes Streeting is a putty-faced, immoral, lying bag of shite who should have no ministerial role whatsoever. Also, he has the dead eyes of a serial killer. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Sarwar I couldn't give a stuff about - he's somebody else's problem - But Lewis, with his Aardman animation face is troubling in a Tesco-Value Streeting way.

I'll believe this *if* The Grauniad pony up the domain name / URL. Otherwise:

Having the 'support' of David Lammy is very much on a par with not being run over by truck, only to step on an anti-personnel mine.

This is all going awfully well.

p̶a̶i̶n̶f̶u̶l̶ welcome, inevitable, and long overdue

I see we're back to "Johnson resigned because of a party" and not because he employed a known sex pest, lied about what he knew, and more than half his cabinet resigned as a result.