And now you're gonna believe us 🎶🎶🎶

Sorry in advance for how this is worded and hopefully it's taken in the spirit intended...there are so many people "on the jabs" who couldn't possibly afford them from a legit source (not assuming, I know several personally) that it's obvious people are using dodgy means. Needs action.

I dunno, I'd probably start wondering if *I* was the problem if even the party *I* created didn't pass muster.

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Huh? The gist of this story is: - man *thought* he had broken leg. - A&E staff presumably didn't think he had a broken leg so didn't prioritise him during a busy shift. - he didn't actually have a broken leg so the A&E staff called it exactly right and allocated resources accordingly.

Me seeing people talk about the benefits of downsizing and realising everyone else lives in massive houses to actually downsize from. Í

Famously no-one wants to travel between Manchester and London at 7am. Nothing happens in London until at least 10am. Facts.

(last repost...my very shameful thoughts about DH are that he's not even good looking and you kind of expect BS behaviour to come from good looking men and there's something inherently wrong about a "normie" acting like god's gift. Yes I know that is an unhealthy and wrong way of thinking.)

Me, before listening to West End Girl: I don’t know who David Harbour is Me, after listening to West End Girl: Lily Allen should be allowed to hunt David Harbour for sport

Noooooooooo! I can't even think where else there is in town where you just "know". Like, when you're not in the mood for anything fancy and you just want something good and comforting and not stupidly priced. www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/bol...

This is amazing. Right up there with Roman graffiti making d•ck jokes and “your mom” jokes, or “kids these days” complaints going back centuries. Humanity has always been humanity.

I got caught in that downpour before and got soaked. My trousers stretched with the wet so I've been traipsing round with them dragging along the floor. And as I've dried off there's a horrible smell from my clothes. You don't get this glamour from everyone you lucky lot xoxo

Well done Google

No fucking about here. Go'ead girl!

I've just had a fabulous idea for a reality TV show www.reddit.com/r/Liverpool/...

@schmolik.bsky.social hey, not seen you about recently. All ok?

These people always write to the Times instead of just giving me £50 and a hammer.

i mean not to prejudge this, but the cyber expert is likely to say 'yeah you hit publish, mate'

Slot doesn't buy and sell the players. He didn't sell Diaz Or Quansah. He didn't let Trent run his contract down. He didn't buy Konate. He didn't make VVD captain. LFC are clear it's a team. Edwards and co wantrd Slot. They do the data stuff to identify players. If Slot goes, so must they?

People see what they wanna see don't they? A respectable, non-drinker with a family can't possibly be a bad person? Or do bad things? Can't wait for the Telegraph and Daily Mail to start lobbying for his release. www.bbc.com/news/article...

My guy 😍

Lucky he's not been sent off for kicking off at the ref too

I mean, the Tories only hiked taxes to pay for COVID contracts awarded to their mates so you can see why she's upset. Taxes to fund funneling money to millionaires: good Taxes to fund welfare: bad

Will be interesting to see what information is released during/after sentencing. I believe in facing consequences for your actions but I also believe in redemption and feel sympathy for anyone whose life is ruined after an out of character lapse. (I've no idea whether it was out of character obvs).

You know the episode of Friends where Rachel says to Ross "you brought an insane woman back to our home?" and Ross says "none of the sane ones would come back with me!" well, that. Anyone in a position of power in Reform is gonna be a crank because they're all cranks. No-one sane would be part of it

Mildly interesting/annoying: I bought a tablet earlier in the year. I already had 2x Google nest and a Google phone so thought made sense to buy the Pixel tablet, especially as could connect to the Nests for a speaker system. Anyway despite correctly setting up the speaker group it wouldn't work.

I know other people's dreams are really boring but I had the most "well this needs no interpretation at all does it?" dream last night...was on holiday in luxury AI resort with two friends I've known forever but it was so stressful and I kept trying to go for a swim but couldn't find the pools.

We've got our deccies up btw. The kids joined forces and bullied us into it.

Booked a storage unit for a few weeks because I can't be doing with having eldest's relocation packing all over the house, especially over Christmas and NGL I would legit have a storage unit forever if it wasn't so wasteful. But omg, I first booked one 20+ yes ago when we were moving house and I've

I don't understand. Given this shows that X is the shitty, bot-infested cesspit we thought it was, WHY has the rubber faced weirdo done this?

I have just seen someone on Insta pull out the old "leopard print is a neutral" line and yes, it is to an extent but this person was demonstrating by wearing a leopard print blouse with checked trousers, a tank top over with an insect design, a blue neckerchief and red pom pom earrings.

Oh honestly fuck off. Like, I'm glad we are moving away away from body shaming but let's stop using "wellness" as a euphemism for eating disorders. Funny though isn't it, "wellness" seems to be about being super thin but not arsed about pumping shit into your face?

Update: it has in fact rocked his world. He phones me up to tell me when he's used it and what the results were.

Have the TV to myself. Am I streaming some prestige TV drama? Kind of? Taggart from 1985. (Always a shock when watching something British from the 80s and seeing how slum-like the country was. I mean I remember it, but actually seeing it again is 😬)

Controversial opinion incoming: Lucy and Yak clothing only exists on Instagram. Instagram loves it. I have never known anyone IRL to wear it.

I don't actually think we've played that badly today?

I am so tempted. I adore fringes. www.theguardian.com/fashion/2025...

OMFG www.reddit.com/r/compoface/...

New meme format just dropped:

Google being snarky because I asked how tall Yazz was.

I have no memory of this song at all #TOTP

I've blow dried my hair straight for the first time in months (years?) and it's so much easier than "leaning in" to my natural waves. I'm sure I look younger too? (As in I look 85 rather than 90)

I remember when I was at school it was a big thing to go into town for the lights being switched on. There'd be thousands there, and celebs doing the switch on. I know times have changed and councils don't have money to spend on this stuff but surely we could have got LFC and EFC players in?

I remember at the start thinking there'd be trade offs between health and economy given how the two intersect and there'd inevitably be decisions I didn't understand or agree with but they'd be made with more knowledge/context than I had. I did not think laziness and sloppiness would be the drivers.

Oh lads. I've accidentally sorted by highest prices first rather than lowest and now I can see the nice stuff which the rich people get.

Basically everyone who sews was screaming from the rooftops that there was no way Shein wasn't produced under these conditions, but nobody wanted to listen because they felt like they deserved new clothes every week.

Also keep thinking about Britney. Sad to see her spiral while knowing she doesn't have family who would look after her best interests rather than rinse her for cash. Oddly touched by Paris Hilton and Kim K reaching out and hopeful that the two steely robots step up where her family won't.

Keep thinking about Robbo breaking down about Jota after the Scotland match and NGL feeling pretty shit that I didn't realise just how badly the players were grieving. My "why can't they just put some effort in" comments feel pretty ugly now.

Oh grow up edition.cnn.com/2025/11/19/m...

I have said for years that the day it happens, I’m splurging on a bottle of real Champagne. A nice one. I don’t care if I have to empty the coin jar and roll change to afford it. It will be a day worth celebrating.