as an aging gay, this is VERY exciting 🤗

not the autocorrect suggestions outing me 😭😭😭

🐾🐱🧡🐶🧡🐱🐾 In these dark times, we have one constant ray of sunshine in our lives. Our pets. Cherish them today and always. #nationalpetday #adoptdontshop #caturday #dogsofbluesky

I love dogs;)

imagine going all the way to the moon, only to come straight back. it's like that time I got the Megabus to Glasgow and then realised I'd forgotten the tickets I needed for the thing I was going to Glasgow for so had to come straight back home. kind of, anyway. #ArtemisII

Gay men posting dick pics today with the caption “he is risen”

season 4 of Stranger Things is incredibly slow 🥱

I'm starting to think Nestlé stole their own KitKats just so they could do this 'go buy a KitKat and see if it's one of the stolen ones!' thing.

shoutout to this magnificent piece of public art

I finally pay the mortgage off and my credit score plummets 😂 luckily they’re mostly nonsense so whatever.

"personal conduct" isn't enough information! I'm guessing rent boys, drugs or he's done a Schofield.

The Man in the High Castle is fun but this whole multiverse things seems a little far-fetched.

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this is absolute filth but I want it so bad.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-gj... Britney On 45 - Volume I (Medley) (Special Single Edit) #StarsOn45

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Madonna (44) Janet Jackson (31) Kelly Clarkson (23) Harry Styles (14) Justin Bieber (12). #myweekcounted 205 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

Jean’s been back for 2 minutes and she’s already irritating me #EastEnders

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Pet Shop Boys (57) Taylor Swift (12) Louis Tomlinson (9) Robyn (6) Madonna (5). #myweekcounted 181 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

made it through 4 minutes of Claudia Winkleman's chat show. It was so messy and she's kinda grating after a while.

I'm disgusted, intrigued and also a little turned on by these.

actually baffled that people enjoy these kind of videos. like, what?

£2.20 for a tin of Heinz Big Soup.

this is gonna be my weekend ☺️

Quavers are the bestest crisps. fact.

Countdown Crew, why do they only let the winner stay for 8 shows and not just stay on until they get beat? #Countdown

bit bored of seeing #TheTraitors contestants on my socials. they’re so last week, get over it. 😴😴😴

Are E-Laine and Ian actually gonna get together? I'm kinda here for it tbh. #Eastenders

time for some problematic early 2000s reality trash. ❤️

well, these are nasty af 🤮

topping up my diabetes with these beauties. still the best biscuits ❤️

I do enjoy #TheMaskedSinger but creepy Joel Dommett and his stupid puns & all the judges are so cringy.

my tea > your tea

always hilarious on #DealorNoDeal when they're about to open their box and they're like, "It's a lucky one for you, Sheila... I can feel it!".... and it's the £100k box 😂

wtf have Quality Street done to the purple ones? 😭

secretly chuckling at #MrsBrownsBoys 😏

probably the only person living in #Teesside that thinks the Parmo is over-rated. the cheese to chicken ratio is always way off.

secretly enjoying watching the WDR2 #Weihnachtswunder livestream and blaming @veotv.bsky.social for it.

pretty clear she's just trolling us at this point. although, this lowkey looks decent.

I'm loving John & Grace... but this series has been kinda meh. #CelebMasterchef

#ImACeleb is so boring when they're all getting along and being fed 🥱

This is my favourite meme, it makes me choke with laughter every time I see it, it just feels getting funnier the more you look at it idk I love this

they need to dump these crappy Milky Ways and replace them with mini Topics or Galaxy Ripples. literally, anything else.

“Tell Alice I just want to talk!” “She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”

back when I bought pornos, I sure did have a type. mates of manual workers. ☺️ #porn

why are my suggested FB Reels just people sitting in their car with ridiculous amounts of McDonalds? Does anyone actually enjoy this type of content?

Didn’t this used to be £5.50 or something? they’re having a laugh with these prices. 😂

it is one thirty in the morning. the audacity of this bitch. half one!

Potato Waffle Cheeseburgers ❤️

if you can name the show, then we can be besties ❤️