skedule chewsday & fwiday gaeming 😺

As a millennial I feel it's my duty to inform you this is false. 2000s internet was absolutely full of brain rot. You can't claim your brain rot was better then the new brain rot just because you amnesiad yourself into forgetting your youth for a sense of superiority.

My VGEN comms are still open!!

👍

it's labor day today that means only one thing... BRING IT IN, GUYS!! *all the workers of the world come in with everything for a HUGE party*

You guys are mean to me so I'm replacing you 😡 (no genAI)

Spend 10 years this month medically transitioning from male to alpha male

this is what all the social media in the Purge movies looks like

it's really just... it's so hard to satirize the MAGA movement. they're already so outlandish in real life. so they just hold up a mirror to that shit and go "haha don't these people sound absurd" and i'm like wow yep, and it's just as exhausting to watch in a tv show as it is to see in the news

Setup redundancy on my nas

Something instead of nothing

All lesbians on my Tomodachi island have asked to live together & two of them had a kid so now there’s this massive hive of women called the Girl Kisser Grotto where all the lesbians live. It’s like a fucking commune. The Gayboy Mansion is pathetic and small by comparison. The men lack pack instinct

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

LOL

"Don't worry! You're secret is safe with me!" (I already forgot)

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

We need to stop them immediately

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars • It will be turned into a parody site of itself • Has the support of the Sandy Hook families “A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered" (via Variety)

Rewatching S1 od Dorohedoro I can’t believe it’s been 6 years since S1 released holy

“Do you have games on your phone??”

LET'S FUCKING GO

Reminder to backup your files!

My aim is stinky doo doo, but I hit the shots when it matters most 😎

In today's cheerful news, an independent animated show created and led by a trans woman is handily beating Fuckass Von TERF's wizard school cash grab in the YouTube charts

I'm always spacing against women

it's my awful cross to bear.

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

#linux #vtuber #fgc KyloNeko Vs Maaychu | GAUNTLET OF GAMES! LETS PLAY THE GAUNTLET OF GAMES COME ON DOWN First challenger is @maaychu.bsky.social Who will win FIGHT ON!!! Twitch: www.twitch.tv/kyloneko Youtube: youtube.com/live/ArT4lwL...

Are you really a puppy girl, or were pets your only frame of reference for unconditional love?

The stakes are high... 🙀

"Epic is making a Disney extraction shooter" has booted my brain into emergency BIOS mode www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Here's my attempt at ALL 9 of the TF2 mercenaries. Tried to keep em close to the vanilla Mii style #TomodachiLife #TF2

The stakes are high... 🙀

To all who celebrate

I had a silly idea and then I had to draw it #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus

I'm sorry to make you look at his stupid face. Call your senators and SCREAM AT THEM.

Been getting a lot of use out of this one lately

"one or two F... maybe two for this time"

Idk why I’m not losing weight, can someone review my diet? Breakfast - 50 cals Lunch - 300 cals Dinner - 600 cals Alcohol - 600 cals An entire box of girl scout thin mints - 4500 cals

Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D #comic

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

A very polite reminder.

Give Usopp his fucking melanin back