Anywho, hit it Standells

Could have killed 20+ seconds easily without Zadorov making pot shots for an ENG

Zadorov stop making stupid decisions challenge

Here Come the Warm Jets (1973)

Fond of the genre as a whole

Lmao

So the helicopter over my house for the last hour is because a motorcade of police cycles wiped each other out on 95. Gonna need that gif

He's on a mission from god

Just for laughs...

I don't expect this to happen (Leafs are too mid to get this far down yet) but does anyone know what the pick obligations are if they draft top 5 in 2026 and top 10 in 2027? The protections on the Carlo and Laughton trades imply they'd give the 2028 1st to both BOS and PHI, which requires cloning

Shapiro's got a future in the Senate

When do I get to see the goddamn auroras

Leafs bad?

I'm not sure I've hated a Bruin/signing as much as Zadorov since Zac Rinaldo

I've yet to see what Tanner Jeannot is getting paid for

Zadorov out here playing Mutant League Hockey

The Bruins have drifted into the Great Atlantic Garbage Patch

My guy invented snowboarding in a cold open, who cares

Counterpoint: No he fucking isn't

Kafka takes over on a Trial basis.

Take care of yourself bestie, today is a very good day to retire for your health.

So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate

Blame *all* Democratic incumbents for this surrender. Not just the ones voting for it. The others could have voted to remove Schumer long ago and install a leader capable of formulating a strategy and holding his people together. They were content to stay with a proven loser.

don't think I've ever seen ±∞ error bars before

Having been in a Gristedes I can confirm that this is 100% true nypost.com/2025/11/05/b...

The hour has come for tenants who have roommates and don’t own a car even though they make six figures to seize the mantle of history and remake the world order anew

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

"we should run moderates in moderate areas" okay well what about in progressive areas "we should run moderates there too" I see, and who is "we" in this thought experiment

The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts

Long live Guilloteen Vogue

I would also urge everyone to skim through the Wikipedia page on the IDC. This was entirely a creature of Cuomo's design so that he had maximal power on the agenda out of Albany for 7+ years until it became obvious the ploy wouldn't hold. It's disqualifying on its own & rarely mentioned now.

Taking strategy advice from the news org owned by the guy who bankrolled Cuomo

Can we get a 6-part prestige drama about Curtis Sliwa's career as a professional eater. Dude came in 3rd in Nathan's Famous Hotdog Eating, holds a record for most pickles, was DQed from a matzah ball eating contest for illegal ball handling, and the mob kicked him from a meatball contest.

another day volunteering at the lone and level sands. everyone keeps asking if they can look on the works & despair. buddy, they won't even let me look on it

Repost with your favorite Halloween costume Futurama head-in-a-jar at karaoke singing Just a Gigolo (I aint' got no-body)

We're so back

Quota'd

Lottery team

It’s crazy that we invented the internet and then it completely tore us apart. Like imagine if we invented the mass produced assembly line automobile and then it caused 40,000 deaths per wait

this motherfucker spent his summer writing a memoir so he can come in fifth in the primaries next year instead of FUNDING SEPTA

Fix it in post

Too early for Mckenna Watch?

Does Sturm know how pulling the goalie works?

Bruins don't have enough talent for two power play units

The only thing that anyone ever needs to know about Bill Ackman is that he once joined a group of avid long distance bikers from NYC to Montauk and back without training or preparation, arrogant in his ability to "lead the pack" and ended up screaming in agony

Ah shit I can't use this bathroom today

We have the technology to geo-restrict political ads. We don't have to live like this.

Toe Jam and Earl