When did the Nazis make this comeback? Why would ANY bank want to”Nazi Accounts” FFS?!? 🤦

How it will end. 👇

My toaster just saw a sexy, lady blender.

Right. Thats “Mar a Lago”. ✔️

When did the Nazis make this comeback? Why would ANY bank want to”Nazi Accounts” FFS?!? 🤦

When you have to get dog walked by Rand Paul you really are hitting the bottom.

The dollar is taking a beating.. 98 $DXY $USD $UUP

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

worth noting that this woman lives in Arkansas, not DC, and is a Trump supporter

Right. Thats “Mar a Lago”. ✔️

🥹

CEOs when the CFO suggests blaming the layoffs on AI instead of the economy or declining sales.

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

My toaster just saw a sexy, lady blender.

PSA: If your guy is attacking the Pope chances are he’s not the good guy in the story

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

"CBS News’ viewership is at an all-time low" That's the headline 7 months into Bari Weiss' takeover of CBS News. The internal politics are a sideshow. nypost.com/2026/04/13/m...

Marge not holding back

Viktor Orban can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

"Or it could go sideways. Or maybe increase exponentially, but also crash by 1,500% (like the price of drugs). WTF do I know???" The world is hostage of a demented grandpa with the IQ of a toddler

FINRA Disclosure: “Past returns no guarantee of future unnecessary, immoral wars against oil producing nations” ⛽️ 🛢️ 💣

Joe Kernan is just CNBC’s slightly younger, smirking Lou Dobbs.

“From the Halls of Montezuma To the depends all filled with pee…” 🎶

Hungarian voters today! 👏

I mean, just based on this information I would think Trump is a LOT more likely to go down on that guy than Orban! 🏳️‍🌈

“Aye no fook Einstein, Hamerica!” 👇

Cape Cod at dusk. ☮️

…Like a twenty three year old Melania on a billionaire at Epstein’s Island! 🏝️

I’m a BIG fan.

I love this photo of astronaut Christina Koch looking back at Earth from Artemis II. She's the first woman to see the full sphere of our beautiful planet. Welcome home to the crew, and thank you for reminding us of all we can discover together.

FINRA Disclosure: “Past returns no guarantee of future unnecessary, immoral wars against oil producing nations” ⛽️ 🛢️ 💣

Hitler: “Krupp Armaments has proven to have Great War fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask Poland and France. Fuhrer AH”

The President of the United States ups #$PLTR to Buy -- after the stock drops 30%+ this year.

He really has lost all inhibitions. I can’t believe this

Consumer prices soared in March, pushed higher by skyrocketing gasoline prices. The report offers the first snapshot of how the Iran war affected U.S. inflation. Read more: 🔗 on.wsj.com/4vmHlBi

(One minute later…) “Breaking News: the Energy Information Administration had been closed by the Trump administration (probably)” 👇⛽️

We’re at the “pawn shop” part of the consumer cycle. @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

What the hell is “Economic Literature”, Kevin Hassett?!? “The Old Man and the GDP”? 📕 “The Berenstain Bear Market”? 🐻 📚 “A Portrait of the Economist as a Young Man”? 📘

I would be less interested in reading: “Jared Kushner’s Guide To Sex” “Jeannie Pirro’s Sixteen Day Liver Detox Diet” Book “The Art of the Deal” by DJT 🤡

US Dollar under Trump 💵 📉💸

Girls racing sheep in Aberystwyth, Wales. 1965.

The Trump administration hates actual Catholics. The Trump administration loves the fake piety of born again Christians.

BREAKING: Trump ready to send escorts to the Strait of Hormuz

Priorities !

I am just glad that Chip Roy’s mother still sews name tags on his clothes. 🪡