The White House Baker: “Things happen.” 💩🥧🤡

Italian National Team Soccer Player: “Where the f$&k is Branson, Missouri?” ⚽️

MBS: “If they disagree with me, I cut off their left arm. If they still disagree, I saw off they rights.” 🪚 🛢️ 💪 🪚 🛢️💪

A lot of people don’t like Donald Trump. Do with that information what you will people who carry bone saws around. 🪚

Yeah, it’s a fucking bubble, investors.

Sure, but just wait until Melania hears about Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougall and E. Jean Carroll! 😏👇💔

Maybe the “B” in MBS is for “Bubba”? ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 🍆😮

Maybe the “B” in MBS is for “Bubba”? ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 🍆😮

The White House Baker: “Things happen.” 💩🥧🤡

Italian National Team Soccer Player: “Where the f$&k is Branson, Missouri?” ⚽️

Here come the mother-effin 200% Tariffs on… (checks notes)… COLORADO? 🤔

Panera CEO today 👇🥬

Panera CEO today 👇🥬

Looks like somebody needs a new “Blood Boy”, Pete! 🩸

Donald Trump adding: “…anymore.” …Then Donald Trump high-fived Kash Patel and Pam Bondi as he walked away from a burning pile of evidence. 🔥

“SIRI: tell me you’ve had the FBI illegally sanitize the Epstein files without telling me you had the Epstein files illegally sanitized by the FBI.” 👇

"Do you know why I pulled you over?.."

Donald Trump adding: “…anymore.” …Then Donald Trump high-fived Kash Patel and Pam Bondi as he walked away from a burning pile of evidence. 🔥

Doggos 🐶😁😆

“SIRI: tell me you’ve had the FBI illegally sanitize the Epstein files without telling me you had the Epstein files illegally sanitized by the FBI.” 👇

I mean, it IS a LITTLE bit funny. 😏📉💸

Yeah, it’s a fucking bubble, investors.

Performance in 2025: Gold: +53% Bitcoin: -1%

More criminal Billionaires pardoned by Trump? Yep. It’s Monday.

Here come the mother-effin 200% Tariffs on… (checks notes)… COLORADO? 🤔

Don't forget that Virginia Roberts (AKA Virginia Guiffre) also accused Maxwell of being a "madame" [sic], having "many sexual activities with her" when she was a minor, witnessed her doing the same with other minors, taking "sexually explicit" pictures of underage girls & storing them on a computer.

'Blue Owl has blocked redemptions in one of its earliest private credit funds as it merges with a larger vehicle overseen by the asset manager in a deal that could leave investors with losses of about 20 per cent on their holdings.‘ www.ft.com/content/8c95...

Here’s your Epstein Hoax

Sure, but just wait until Melania hears about Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougall and E. Jean Carroll! 😏👇💔

Trump lost his trade war in every possible sense. It hurt the economy; it made us look ludicrous and lawless; and it gave Beijing a chance to reach for world power. And there is nothing Trump can do about any of this except back down and blame others. (1/2)

Aaron, if you need a good eye-of-newt or wing-of-bat, perhaps the blood of a virgin or powdered unicorn horn? I know a guy. 🦄

Trump officials noting that the immigrants sneaking their cattle over the border wall had been well documented for years. 🐄🐂 Treasury Secretary Bessent pointing out the Biden administration did nothing about a cow jumping over the moon as chronicled in “Goodnight Moon”. 🐄🌛

Shedeur Sanders: “LEGENDARY” (TM) “…Sanders finished 4-of-16 passing for 47 yards and an interception.” 😏

“SIRI: describe my college dating experience using metaphors.” 🍯

I look forward to the Washington Post’s coverage of this event. 👇

Autumn in Connecticut. 🍂🍁🍂🍁

“I swear, if President Trump ever finds out WHO started these stupid, inflationary tariffs there will be hell to pay!” - Scott Bessent (Probably) 💸📉

Let's not forget Trump's original pick for AG.

Did you have to? Did YOU HAVE TO? DID YOU HAVE TO LET THIS LINGER?

He was a pure manipulator; his brain, if he had ever had one, must have early oozed along into the muscles of his fingers.

OH MY GOD! JP Morgan AND Chase?!? BOTH?!? (Trump’s high school English teacher should be in The Hague) ✔️

No, but “Senor John Barron” is pleading her case to Pam Bondi! 👇

“SIRI: Show me a guy who saw “Nuremberg” but identified with Herman Goering.” 👇

In case anyone is still wondering why Trump never released his tax records…