“RELEASE RYAN WALTERS’ INTERNET BROWSER FILES!”

Doctor: “Do you have a history of heart disease in your family?” Howard Wolowitz: “My family IS the history of heart disease.” ❤️ Trump: “is my family name in the Epstein list, Pam?” Pam Bondi: “Your family IS the Epstein list, Mr. President.”

$50.00 says Pete Hegseth is calling in a fusillade of coordinated tactical air strikes on the surviving Epstein victims. I’ll let you know after Pete adds me to his illegal Signal Chat group. 🎯

$50.00 says Pete Hegseth is calling in a fusillade of coordinated tactical air strikes on the surviving Epstein victims. I’ll let you know after Pete adds me to his illegal Signal Chat group. 🎯

“Who do you think you are? Killing thousands and flattening neighborhoods, then wrapping yourself in Judaism like it’s some shield from criticism. You’re making life for Jews miserable.” Netanyahu makes a South Park appearance

They're about to shut down the government to protect the Epstein Files from disclosure. Whatever is in the files must be so unhinged as to be beyond imagination.

“RELEASE RYAN WALTERS’ INTERNET BROWSER FILES!”

The financial economy is immersed in the kind of wild gambling we saw leading up to the 2008 financial crisis. We’re seeing it all over again — this time with crypto, meme stocks, junk bonds, and investors pumping up shares of AI stocks without knowing what it is. Be warned.

Chobani too now? WTF am I supposed to eat anymore without supporting fascism?

Let me live like this

Look at the couch-screwing, name changing, Ivy League educated, “aw shucks pretending”, lying, Vice President Dipshit calling US citizens dipshits. 👇 🛋️

Thought bubble: “Limp, old, mushroom-man won’t shut up… time to renegotiate pre-nup!” 🍄‍🟫

Kash Patel noting that the bullets found today in Texas were eerily similar to the ballistic profile of those shells involved in the 1988 framing of a celebrity rabbit.

Trump: “These are the two things I got from Russia: urine soaked pajamas and a bad VHS videotape showing how.”

My dog is hiding from the rapture… she worries there is no bacon in heaven. 🥓

…Lemmie tell you, if Tylenol cured Brain Worms and Erectile Dysfunction these two leather-faced assholes would make Tylenol free under the ACA! 💊

Waiting for the Rapture with my dog while listening to Blondie’s “Rapture”. Thus far my Basset Hound and I remain unwanted at the Pearly Gates…

I’ve never dated Kate Upton and I don’t have autism, so clearly Kate Upton causes autism. 🧩

Trump Administration’s Top 10 Causes of Death 1. Being Too Woke 2. Eating Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream 3. Pop Rocks & Coke 4. Venezuelan Pirate 5. Tylenol 6. Shot by Drag Queen 7. Ate at a DC Restaurant (Antifa poisoning) 8. MSNBC 9. Spiders 10. Gerbil Up Butt (#1 cause of Richard Gere death)

BluSky truck on a blue sky background on BlueSky. 👇🦋

“I would say if Charlie Kirk lived on Giedi Prime he would be the Harkonnen Na Baron. If Charlie lived on Middle Earth he would be Gríma Wormtongue to Trump’s insane and sick King Théoden if Rohan. If Charlie lived in Smurf Village he would be Azrael the cat…” - Troy Nehls geeking out hard

“Now that I'm older My heart's colder And I can see that it's a lie Children, wake up Hold your mistake up Before they turn the summer into dust If the children don't grow up Our bodies get bigger but our hearts get torn up” - “Wake Up” by Arcade Fire 🔥

Antifa Professor, member of a Major Terrorist Organization

Well, see, now I’m confused, because…

When the Nazis came to power in 1933, the German constitution guaranteed freedom of speech and freedom of the press....the Nazis abolished these civil rights and destroyed German democracy. Starting in 1934...Even telling a joke about Hitler was considered treachery. - Holocaust Encyclopedia

“For the state banquet, Melania Trump wore a GOLDEN floor length dress… like so many of the showers her husband Donald used to enjoy in Moscow in the 1990s.” #PeeTape 🚿 #Russia 🇷🇺 #Trump

First they came for Joy Reid and I did not speak out because I was not Joy Reid. Then they came for Stephen Colbert and I did not speak out cuz I was not Colbert Then they came after Jimmy Kimmel and I did not speak out cuz I was not Kimmel Then they came for me because Donald Trump is an asshole

Trump. Hates. Comedians. #TrumpHasNoSenseofHumor

"There is freedom of speech but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech" said by Idi Amin, former Ugandan dictator.

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Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t suspended for a joke about Charlie Kirk-he was suspended for mocking Donald Trump.

Melania got the memo. #BlessedAreTheFruit #HandmaidsTale

Late night thoughts... For those who are pondering what is going on right now, this was part of the lead up to WW2: #Fascism

Given that there's no such thing as Antifa as an actual organization, anyone who displeases Dear Leader can, in principle, be declared to be Antifa.

When we warned about authoritarianism-canceling two of the four late night hosts because Trump doesn’t like them, that’s what we meant.

Don’t you dare call us fascists, they say, as they force people off the airwaves for criticizing them while vowing to crush and criminalize their opposition.

Weird right? He used to support the first amendment

Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.

TERRORISM EXPERT HERE: He cannot designate an idea as a terrorist group. There is no org called ANTIFA. There is no leadership or funding path or no membership. Also there is no terrorism law in America. Ask Luigi. He wants to call anyone a terrorist. That’s Fascism. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

“…and here we have the First Lady in an eggplant colored hat… 🍆 …Or as the British call it “aubergine.” 🍆 …Or as the British call her “that frowning, materialistic, tasteless, heartless, icy Slovenian, mushroom-breathed gold-digging whore from across the pond.” 😘 🇬🇧 💙

those commies at cato will get it for this

Roses are red Sweetly sings the lark

Yes, @chrismurphyct.bsky.social , Trump will also try and exploit TOYOTATHON to squash dissent before the 2026 midterms! 🚗🚙🛻