I bet Iran starts selling Hormuz monthly passes, makes express lanes. And will charge USA triple. #inners

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

Fuck This Timeline

Some folks just make a killing in Polymarket betting on a cease fire. polymarket.com/event/us-x-i...

This should be the moment every American disavows reality television forever, because look what it has fucking done.

This doesn’t seem hyperbolic now

americans only save the world in movies

I just know Susan Collins is writing the sternest letter of her LIFE

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

Happy School Librarian Appreciation Day! We of the Card Catalog Era salute you. 🫡 #SchoolLibrarianDay #SchoolLibraryMonth #librarian #Booksky

#Tradle #1486 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 oec.world/en/games/tra... Pretty good to go from the wrong side of the world to getting there in three steps, if I do say so myself.

I suspect the overpaying is a bribe or money laundering or both. #maddow

A protest in St. Paul, Minnesota would be tricky because the way the streets are laid out, a protest march is guaranteed to get lost. #maddow

I saw a sign in Orono, Maine that had a picture of Smokey the Bear with the text: “Only you can prevent Fascist Liars” #maddow

My first baseball post of the season. Go Sox! Yankees Suck! #redsox

What the fuck? I just assumed NetFlix would drop the whole MLB season at once so we could binge it.

And of course, the Senate confirmed him.

I ate a foot-long corn dog today. I was skeptical, so I measured it. It was 9". A man must have made it.

Hey @allisonpregler.bsky.social. Making sure you see this!

@espn.com Signing up for ESPN #fantasybaseball was so Byzantine and ridiculous that I accidentally signed up to play in five different leagues. And they’ve already all drafted players. I don’t want to handle five different teams! I feel bad that I’m going to pick one and ghost the other four.

The Alan Parsons Project sure is taking a long time.

@skoisirius.bsky.social @tammy-salyer.bsky.social Two dramatic food posts side by side in my BlueSky.

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You can't have Cuba until you finish your Iran. And you've barely touched your Venezuela. Finish your Iran and Venezuela before you even think about having some Cuba. And weren't you trying to save space for Greenland? Where are you planning to put all these countries?

I’m making dinner and having a one-man Fabulous Thunderbirds dance party in the kitchen!

I miss having a President who used The White House as their base of operations. And made official announcements via official channels. Rather than having a private golf resort as a base of operations, and making announcements via a private social media platform they own. #deadlinewh

Well, sure Rachel, if you put it all like that it sounds really bad. But just wait until he re-opens Alcatraz! That will help a lot! #maddow

I think Trump's religious advisors are telling him to bring about the Rapture and then Armageddon. And then he will negotiate a deal between God and Satan, and THAT will get him the Nobel Peach Prize. #maddow

Being at war really makes commercials seem meaningless. #maddow

He talked to Putin for an hour. Whenever Trump does something that holds his attention for a long time, it's always something evil. #maddow

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

Pretty soon they're gonna need to release the Epstein files as a distraction from the price of gas and the dropping Dow.

It should be mentioned that insurance companies are probably going to raise premiums for ships that go anywhere near the Persian Gulf. Or just not insure them. Companies will not want to sail without insurance. #inners

Maybe Kash Patel bet a lot of money on Polymarket that Iranian agents would infiltrate the US. #maddow

To think I felt guilty at work for using AI to help me with optical character recognition scanning some 19th century documents. #maddow

There’s a nonzero chance that ICE will round up Iranian people en masse and lock them up. #maddow

Well, one thing is that I have more respect for Prime Minister Starmer. bbc.com/news/article... #maddow

Anyone else having a hard time dealing? Anyone else besides me having a hard time eating a healthy diet? I’m having a hard time. #maddow

Ben Rhodes is really making the rounds and justifiably so. #inners

Rachel could only handle one hour. I don’t blame her. She’s just off camera waving at Alex, and pounding cocktails. #maddow

Have I taken crazy pills? Shouldn’t Pete Hegseth the Secretary of War be giving an hours long press conference???? #maddow

I again point out for contrast that FDR and his administration starting planning for postwar Europe before the D-Day invasion even happened. #maddow

Pathetic! Awful! You can tell I'm getting over a cold. #Tradle #1455 X/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ oec.world/en/games/tra...