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I suppose the right thing to say to anyone reading this right now, on this particular day, is, "Hello, my fellow heathens."

It's the fairies. #truestory

The problem isn't autism. It's fear and hatred of autism. The problem isn't trans people. It's fear and hatred of trans people. The problem isn't immigration. It's fear and hatred of immigrants.

Oh holy godiva, I accidentally just pumpkin-spiced my fingernails.

Apparently there's no end to my fascination with Frankenstein lore because I'm already lining up for this new one. The Bride by Maggie Gyllenhaal youtu.be/LJraZRHhFwQ?...

Can some tell me why there’s all these posts about the Rapture?

a canceled streaming subscription is easily converted to several spec fic magazine subs on patreon and similar services, some are as low as 1-2 bucks. the more you know.

If we can't use our voices through capitalistic media outlets anymore, I guess we'll just do it the old-fashioned way. Reminder to pick up your copies of the Anarchist Cookbook and everything written by John Zerzan while you still can. theanarchistlibrary.org

Future historians (if humanity survives long enough to have them) will be able to concretely pinpoint 1/6/2020 and the subsequent lack of real accountability as the day America, and possibly the world, reached the tipping point of no return.

The only thing I really care about in Alien: Earth is the rivalry between the synth and the cyborg. And the fact that Wendy looks so damn much like my best friend from middle school, so it's fun imaging her in the role.

There's a lot wrong in the world right now, but a Jack Black and Paul Rudd movie is a great start to fixing things! variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score 1998's Deep Rising: A groundbreaking masterpiece in sinking ships—the CGI effects are so stunningly realistic, they could almost convince you it wasn’t 1998.

A pixie cut is the avocado of hairdos. Once you cut it, it's perfect for only the briefest snapshot in time, then it's too long again.

battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life: 1) Frolicking raccoons in my yard 2) All the books, audio, e- or paper 3) Cat noses 4) Gravel rides on gated BLM roads w no other human for miles & miles & miles 5) Also, the first 100 yds back on the smooth tarmac on my gravel bike

This is the kind of science I'm here for.

Anytime I visit a website with a pop-up asking me if I accept or decline cookies, my brain scoffs at the idea that I'd ever say no to a cookie. I know I'm not the only one.

I dreamt last night that I was in the waiting room of the DMV and Norman Reedus came out of the office, strapped his infant into a bike seat, and rode off on his commuter bike like a boss. I'm dreaming of the world I want to live in, is what I'm saying.

"I am excited to attend a symphony orchestra playing the music of Journey" years old.

"The only appropriate time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely you are both everywhere and nowhere, eternal and nonexistent."

I never watched/listened to Kirk, but I'm seeing him a lot lately and hearing about how charismatic he was. But, come on, damn, how can someone who appears to be the actual human representation of Beavis and Butthead's love child have had any charisma?

Sometimes you have to play a little self-defense ska to cure those insidious Journey earworms.

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

This verse came to me today for no particular reason. Job 4:8 "those who plow iniquity and sow trouble reap the same."

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Slightly diminish a book: The Papercutbot Diaries

Slightly diminish a book: A Bit Jarring to the Ear and Slightly Adjacent

Slightly diminish a book: Middle Manager of the Rings

Slightly diminish a book: Game of Footstools

Slightly diminish a book: Old Man's Civilly-discussed Disagreement Over Tea and Scones

Friends, I am telling you, the most unique, fun, heartfelt, original movie released this year (that I've seen) is #Twinless. Utterly worth the watch. It's rare to find a movie that can build engaging tension and suspense without overblown, hyper-Hollywood dramatics to pay it off.

a doctor i trust more than rfk

I hate that it’s so hard to wake up in the morning now but I understand it, like my brain is trying so hard to be like “trust me man you don’t want any part of this”

Nature: the one you're never sure you want to invite to the party because it's a crapshoot what they'll bring.

I think that since the overwhelming majority of mass shooters are cisgender men, we should take their guns first.

Also how Tour de France riders (and many spectators) greet each other.

Just a thought, but if we're worried about competing with China, we might want to educate the population, invest in public health, create great infrastructure, build low-cost, high-speed transit, and provide the underlying conditions for people to do great, creative, well-informed work nationwide.

If you get to blast your leaf blower for more than five minutes outside my window, I should get to blast you with Dead Milkmen's Punk Rock Girl until I feel the justice in my soul.

Somebody wrote Tiny Hand Taco's obituary. Couldn't have said it better myself.

If I'd known that having a party at my age means all the guests politely leave by 10 and I still get a full night's sleep, I would have turned 50 years ago!

I dreamt last night that we adopted a border collie the neighbors left behind when they moved. He was brown and white, adorable, and named Brusquely. #whyismybrainthisway

Physically I’m here at my desk, mentally I’m in a disheveled used bookstore that smells like paper memories and employs a cat named Paige Turner

Watching a scrub jay throw a tantrum because my bird feeder is not made for birds his size was also a highlight. #backyardbirding

This morning's yard visitation included the absolute king of Northern Flickers—dude was so SWOLE. I wish I'd gotten a picture. He was about the size of a juvenile Cooper's Hawk. #backyardbirding

Again, when Black Women, Black Women…😍

My disgust for this administration has reached new heights.

A database containing all the manifestos and motives by the murderers in mass shootings in American would make for an interesting analysis. I bet common themes and influences would be stark, glaring, and unsurprising.