I named my fists Nettle and Bone because once my battering ram ball of dead souls is done with you, they'll bury your bones among the nettles.

I will always be nearly as excited about the cool rock you just found as you are.

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them until they go away

So this is kinda wowing me out. I've never had anything get as much attn as my post on making homemade pizza for Turkey Day. B/c it feels like I'm supposed to use my "fame" for something, pls accept my gentle nudge to payhip.com/TammySalyer & take 25% off everything w the code BOOKLOVER at checkout.

As a vegetarian and a person with older family members who don’t like to cook, I suggested we make homemade pizza for Gobble Gobble Day this year. And I swear to Godiva, I don’t know we didn’t start doing this forever ago. It was brilliant!

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen — MC 900 Foot Jesus The Tossers Gogol Bordello The Real McKenzies Killing Joke

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Gorgeous art.

A wonderful happy story for the day with added divine Morello wisdom.

Post a famous bathroom scene

Does anyone know if the runner doing the self-support traverse of Australia in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert actually made it?

I'm a flawed human, I know. Like we all are. But maybe my worst flaw is not having yet seen every episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

"Cold Toilet Seats and Other Things I Hate With Irrational Extremism" might be a good name for my memoir…

I second this but would delete the word "kindly."

If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!

I hate the fucken Eagles, Charlie Brown.

I need a weekend to recover from my weekend.

This is one of the most profound statements & pieces of wisdom I've ever seen in a meme 🖤 Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🪾🐿️🍁🐺

A potential client told me they found me through Grok, and honestly, I'm feeling pretty damn conflicted about it. I mean, Grok, ewww, but also, it's nice to be recommended through modern tech… I guess?

I'll accept that MTG has changed—because what's the point of we don't believe people can become better?—but if she ever really cared about making the country better, she wouldn't bow out now. She'd stand for the principles she claims using the platform she's already taken. Quitting now is cowardly.

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Listening to Eddie Vedder while drinking coffee from a homemade clay mug on Saturday morning, with the entire world ensconced in wet fog, temps at 36 degrees, watching a dozen species of birds take turns at my feeder is peak Oregon life. #PNW

Here’s how to turn off Gemini AI on an iPhone.

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

Pacific Northwest Sober means you only drink IPAs.

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My rabbit-holing today led me to learn about 24 Tite Street in London where Oscar Wilde lived for ten years before his trial. How I got here will probably be a mystery to my dying day…

A few weekend thoughts about reclaiming my time. tammysalyer.substack.com/p/turning-do...

What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are: - them Nazis gettin punched and then exploded, maybe even melted - the women are done with everyone's shit, and explosions - the dog lives - Guillermo del Toro made it - fed-up, tired Irish just trying to get through the day

Daily reminder that trans rights are human rights, and as soon as you decide you can strip rights from trans people, you can strip them from anyone. Including women and girls. Protecting trans rights protects women’s rights.

I am once again banging pots and pans and yelling "undocumented workers didn't steal your jobs, employers would rather take advantage of their vulnerable status than pay EITHER OF YOU a living wage"

The schadenfreude we all want to feel about the pending vote on releasing the Epstein files & the current swatch of emails is completely misplaced. The Biden Admin had this stuff for four years and did nada, setting us up for the world we live in now. Y'all this is 100% the Biden Admin's fault.

Celebrating Oregon's greatest claim to in-Fame-y.

Get offline for a day. Create something. I'm serious. You cannot endure our current reality in ANY timeline if you are constantly scraping your raw nerves across the jagged edges of the evil that people do. You need tangible, embodied reminders that we endure through hope and love, not despair.

Mamdani is going to impose shiitake law. Everyone's culinary skills and palates are going to be so elevated that SNAP will only cover foods bought at Whole Foods, Zupans, and bodegas with spice aisles bigger than their beer coolers.

Name your fav superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel

Being a ridiculous book nerd means being super excited to have gotten a new copy of Snowcrash in hardcover even though you've already bought and read the book in paperback and ebook.

Republicans reacting to the Mamdani win: First, they take Manhattan…

Each day, when you wake up and login to your computer (if you do) while sipping your coffee and noshing on breakfast, where do you tune in that brings you a sense of hope, joy, and peace first thing in the morning?

Are you looking for a gift for a nature lover? I have this small original mushroom drawing that will fit nicely into a 5x7" standard frame. folksy.com/find/item/85... #FlyAgaric #Mushrooms #OriginalArt #Drawing #Painting #Artwork #ArtFromScotland #GiftIdeas #ShopIndy #ChristmasGifts #bsnm

A year ago today, we had a really terrible election night, and because I know how people fall into despair I sat down at 11pm and wondered what I could tell you. I told you:

I heard recently that human progress isn't science based but rather capital based. Science that doesn't support the growth of capital (at least for some) has always been sidelined, shunned, or outright denied. That explains the world situation more than anything else I can think of.

Happy All Saints Matter Day to those who celebrate!

Some actual good news™️ for the week. The Ridglan Farms "people" are true fuggen monsters and should be subjected to the same treatment they caused these innocent critters. Since that's not legal, there's at least this news.

The Lord of the Rings ys about how learninge, love, and gardeninge save the worlde.

Great article by a fellow editor regarding the tired tropes for aromantic and asexual folks. briaredits.com/bad-aro-ace-...

Thanks to cancelled dinner plans (for which the introvert in me cheered), I spent the evening finally getting my office cleaned. It's so freeing! Being able to jump into a week with no more real clutter also means no more psychic clutter, the worst kind of clutter there is.