The holidays can be heavy. If you’re struggling, know there is someone out there who cares. You matter. Reach out or call 988. We want you here.

Don’t forget to stop and smell the calm the fuck down

listening to all of the 2024 dopapod shows because my daughter is obsessed with them now, and every single one is straight fire. i refuse to believe they are done forever

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

donna jean!!!!

that Billy Strings set looks fun af 🐺

@dijcrap.hates.lol omg happy birthslay 🥳🎂💅

it’s giving spooky stars hollow

i deleted bluesky app from my phone a few weeks ago and honestly forgot about it. but then i just remembered, & i while i never contribute much, i’ve missed the fire poasts from you guys 🥹

prayers up for the leaf peeping girls in corduroy shift dresses and hearty sweaters fighting melting makeup at a connecticut apple farm or pumpkin patch today- not all heroes wear capes, some wear suede knee boots

wrote this while at the Dirtwire show last night lol (they were sick tbh, would absolutely see again)

why are the foo fighters playing at *checks notes* toad’s place tonight? a 1000 person standing only venue?

HUG. YOUR. FRIENDS. make it weird. life is too fucking short.

hey can everyone stop saying things? i no longer want to know things. thx!

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your monday morning reminder 🧘🏼‍♀️

just learned that there is a free moe. show happening 10 minutes from my house this thursday ☺️

sorry can't talk i'm busy researching the birth places and times of every NFL player so that i can successfully draft based on natal chart compatibility

i blacked out and ended up in 3 fantasy football leagues this season?

i’m all about multiple and opposing truths existing simultaneously, but imagine believing you can have both a toddler and a pair of white pants? lol. lmao, even

have you ever fallen asleep while holding a large piece of dark chocolate and then woke up an hour or so later with melted chocolate all over your hand and arm and thought you were bleeding everywhere? me neither

thinking of the best friend i ever had on her birthday. my soulmate & my person— i still miss her and think of her daily. so glad we never skimped on the bigass hugs and cheek smoochies! have a great day m’bebes and let your homies know what they mean to you 💖

move over hot girl summer, make room for bread b*tch fall

i miss dopapod ssim i

my 18 month old daughter just sang an entire song while keeping the beat with her fork and spoon. time to get this gal a kit!

No doomscrolling this morning, my skyline is all Jerry 💖 Without love in the dream it will never come true ⚡️🌹💀

love to support the young entrepreneurs of our local lemonade stands. even after witnessing one of the kids spray half a bottle of sunscreen while standing directly next to the open pitcher. gotta respect that hustle!

i think today might be the day that i finally upgrade from my iPhone ✨eleven✨ a brick takes better photos than this thing. she also hasn't had a case on her for 2 years or more. not sure how we made it this far lol

you’re listening to hella spac tweeprises, i’m throwing ass in my kitchen to the new tame impala single, we are not the same (…but i’m really looking forward to listening to those spac shows too lol)

it’s a rory kind of morning 🎸🌞 open.spotify.com/track/4MqFHx...

no way, wow we are all so surprised

i sincerely believed Ozzy was immortal, RIP

once in a while you just gotta belt out some p-groove, for catharsis

my parents are visiting & they brought their dainty pet piglet. pls say hello to little Rosie 💕

kinda in the mood to chop 10 inches off my hair. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

okurrrr 🎶: Pursuit of Trance 🎸: Spafford 2nu.gs/4l03xM0

i know no one gives a fuuuq but the new little simz album is ⛽️ open.spotify.com/track/2JnMEz...

good morning i dreamt a vivid dream about soup dumplings

My 7 month old’s day care teacher (who is an angel sent from heaven, might love our daughter more than we do) was detained by CPB at her visa renewal appointment today. I will never forgive the people who allowed this to happen. I’ve cut off friends and family over it. I will continue to do so.

why tf am i seeing tall person hate on my skyline?? very rude

@netfacemusic.bsky.social you were right, go this place rules!

me: i'm excited to make friends in the neighborhood! also me: what if i got a onesie that's an exact replica of my body & then wore a realistic looking alien costume underneath & stood in the front window & when ppl walk by i'll unzip the onesie & hang it on a hook & just walk around like an alien

i remember playing the shit out of this album on my blue ipod mini, and it still holds up open.spotify.com/track/4ti5I6...

love when the lyrics resonate deeply

sorry you guys I had too much caffeine (eyeballs are vibrating) and I can't text hubs my thoughts all day while he's working so. I be posting

we're due for a new lonely island project & I still really want to see andy samberg as a 1988 ringo starr

gm I was rushing around trying to get out the door quickly like an idiot and twisted my ankle :( no thankle

me & Ruby started our day with a Jamiroquai dance party so obviously the vibes are sky high, now you🫵 better go have a great day or else!!🌞

@dr0girl.bsky.social happy birthday kweeeeen!!!! 💖💖 i hope you’re having the best day! xoxo