the leftover pasta with the asparagus has turned my fridge into a diffuser that spews a fart smell every time I open the door and trash day isn’t til Friday

Happy Birthday! @longstory.bsky.social 🥳 Hope you have a magical and musical day✨🎶

His tombstone should say “Quiet Piggy”

There’s something shuffling around on the patio outside my bedroom

Next to the brie at Traders Joe’s. I guess it’s a dessert cheese. Pass me a fork #FromageWeek

The recycling plant has belts and scales and optical scanners and all kinds of tech but it still needs humans for sorting at certain stages of the process. They tried a pilot with an AI robot and quality metrics were 10% lower. Fuck AI it can’t even sort trash correctly

Who knew trash could be fascinating. Mountains of trash

Tomorrow I’m touring a regional recycling facility as a member of my town’s solid waste committee. ama

Happy Birthday @missfml.bsky.social !! Hope you’re having a fabulous day 🥳

Made my dinner for lunch. Chicken and asparagus alfredo-ish pasta. With a shit ton of garlic

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

Made a comment on a tik tok about diarrhea and it’s about to hit 8k likes. Most ever, explains a lot

The guy I ghosted well over a week ago freaking called me. For anyone reading, don’t do this, you will get blocked and people you both know will find out you are creepy

Billy’s vocal on Play a Train Song sounds like he’s been singing it for years 😢

That’s the spirit

Slept til 8:51 how great is that?

Just heard thunder

Pretty sure these are hooded mergansers because of the stripe on the chest. First time I’ve seen since I moved here!

Watching the migrating geese pick and poop all over the neighbors’ leaf-blown lawns. Don’t have to worry about that myself

I just read that Ghislaine Maxwell allegedly had a horse named Bubba

Well then

Oh damn Billy Failing! 🌈🌈🌈

I am physically walking into a bank for the second time in a week wtf year is this?

Oh dear there’s a muted troglodyte in my mentions am I supposed to play with it?

You can eat shit if you use Monica Lewinsky as a punchline. She’s a victim too you fucking cretin

I don’t need to host Thanksgiving! I just need to show up with the pies!

Been wanting to watch Task because it has Mark Ruffalo and Tom Pelphrey but nobody told me it had Martha Plimpton too?!?!?

I’m having an aversion to the perfectly good food in my household

Ok but can we also talk about last night’s Sally Goodin’? (fyi boards dropped)

Gotta love a Wednesday show. Home by lunchtime. And tomorrow’s Friday!

Great seats tonight, 4 rows up from the floor. And a very rare clear view, not a single tall person 🤷‍♀️ #BMFS

Score

@sofijav.bsky.social !!!!

The rest stop on the mass pike gave me my coffee for free ✌️

is anyone trying to get rid of a ticket for mr billy strings tonight? please rt

Happiest of birthdays @zzbenz.bsky.social hope you have a stellar day! 🥳

I’ll have to hear this Gild again in the car tomorrow #BMFS

@mikelowetpt.bsky.social sorry I doubted you!

ISO 1 Billy Strings for Wednesday in Albany please and thanks

11/11/25 Rochester Watch it Fall In the Morning Light So Many Miles Pyramid Country Little Maggie #Pick5 #BMFS

I’m gonna need to wear a winter coat to Billy tomorrow and I wasn’t ready to contemplate that yet

I used applesauce and Greek yogurt instead of oil because I’m managing my lipids. And I cut the sugar a bit. There’s a whole zucchini in there too

Was going through my mom’s recipe box and on the other side of a clipping for half of some recipe is this picture of Paul Lynde

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck

You too can become an unaffiliated voter today✌️

I called my senator’s office and left a message that everyone working there needs a new career

Mood

if your constituents constantly have to talk you out of screwing them over you're BAD AT YOUR JOB

there isn’t enough sportsball tonight so the senate is suddenly working?