"When same-sex marriage was still years away, there was America’s Uncle, straight as can be, demanding a future in which LGBTQ families be given a full stake in the American Dream and hurry the fuck up on that, please and thank you." charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/americas-u...

Might do a lil snowboardin, as a treat

Me: “we need to spend less in NYS, we should do nips at MSG” @rosesarephree.bsky.social: “oh yeah, we’re going back to our ho-ass ways.”

Well that sucked. Not that I was expecting anything different, BUT…

What row in the 100s is the cut off for the overhang at Sphere?

I believe that what will keep Jewish New Yorkers – and all New Yorkers – safe is inclusive, multiracial democracy. Bad faith attacks, division, and racism won't protect us. If you want to disagree with me, great. That’s part of being Jewish New Yorkers. 🧵

For Rose’s birthday, I made a Princess Cake. It was probably the toughest thing I’ve ever baked. Homemade marzipan get the right the F out. But damn this was tasty

Hit for 3rd weekend sphere, 3-day sec 408 row 10. Want to trade these for 2nd weekend, anywhere, will make up cash difference if there is one.

Y'all aren't even ready for @rosesarephree.bsky.social's stickers she'll have at MSG. No there will not be spoilers.

It’s crazy that the current Venezuelan boat strike fiasco is more or less the plot of Clear and Present Danger: American military assets being used to illegally destroy and disrupt Latin American drug cartels. With some key differences:

Sarah Sherman is so unhinged she’s amazing

Sometimes a song from your past just decides to rear itself into your consciousness for the first time in forever and man did this one just hit me open.spotify.com/track/0KiEGR...

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McSweeney’s nearly as lethal as Pete Kegstand

Sure today was the first day Jerry, Bobby, Phil, Pig, and Bill the Drummer ever performed as the Grateful Dead, but there’s an equally huge if not more important anniversary today: relisten.net/disco-biscui...

Still, unfortunately, ISO 2 for 12/31 Phish. Below Chase bridge, please

As of now, you have not purchased any tickets and you are not guaranteed any tickets.

If you are trying to sell platinum tickets, just list them as platinums. Jesus it’s not that hard, people #cashortrade

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I just found my most beloved hat—if you’ve ever seen me outside in either spring or fall, you’ve seen me wear this—that I thought I totally lost peeking out behind a couch cushion!! I’ve lost this hat before but always find it eventually, but this time I thought was THE ONE. Had it almost 20 yrs…

Coconut locked in during What’s the Use? Friday night #beaconjams

Part of what made this so good during the original Beacon jams was that they filmed it so you didn’t realize the TAB singers were there until they came in with “BOY!”

This aged well

“This one’s for the haters” - Trey, probably

Excited for a big Burlap Sack and Pumps later in this show

If I encountered this kind of essay under these circumstances, I’d just write “whatever, nothing matters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” and give the kid full credit. I think that’s what university admin wants profs to do now

If a Psych prof assigns students an essay response paper with explicit guidelines and then flunks a student for turning in a paper that ignores those guidelines but instead makes vague gestures to "the Bible" then THAT IS NOT A VIOLATION OF THE STUDENT'S RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.

The message here to students at OU is that you can get away with anything if you just claim your religious freedom is being violated.

Man, I remember the first time I heard Last Tube, it blew me away. Great Woods 2001, first set, my shrooms were peaking and they just slammed into that horn riff and it knocked me off my socks. Then they jammed it for like 20 minutes and another iteration of that riff.

Ah man remember when Phish used to play this like every 3rd or 4th show? That was nice. #inlawjoseywales

Remember kids, Ghosts of the Forest is TAB

This is gonna be gorgeous with the strings and horns I hope all you haters are extra butthurt

Well I guess the “TAB should play more TAB songs” lobby is happy

What was the first song of this set? Didn’t recognize it

Dark Star Project free show in the castlerock pub at Sugarbush. A groovy Choogly afternoon

Goddamit people DON’T MAKE NOISE DURING THIS!

One fart to rule them all.

Love the Beacon arrangement of Hood, how it starts so simple and acoustic and ends up with him on electric doing the Phish peak with horns and bass and drums and strings.

Have they always done this Floyd-y jam at the end of Spin? Heard it earlier this tour and thought it was a new development

They’ve really tightened up and dialed in this arrangement for TAB vs. the Phish one. I feel like they’ve made it their own now. Notably, Dez isn’t playing the song’s bass line ostinato, he’s just improvising around it which is fuckin fantastic

What a great headline

Smoke n grill

I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes

There we go

This Weekend✨ To celebrate the 5th anniversary of Trey Anastasio's The Beacon Jams residency, the sold-out shows will be webcast FREE via LivePhish.com and nugs.net on November 28, 29, and 30 at 8PM ET: linktr.ee/TreyAnastasio

Get a job you hippie wastoid

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

This is very gūd