Fish is definitely primed from Mexico

Yeah but does your project have jazz AND mandolin?

[Snowboarding TV commentary] EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!

How come none of you nerds told me there was a Lydian jam in the Mexico Wave of Hope? I blame @mikelowetpt.bsky.social for this lapse

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McSweeneys always hits so hard

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Demanding trans people line up behind Newsom years before the primary instead of throwing your support behind someone better is one hell of a position to take, and if you're taking it, you're an asshole.

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Every year the 6th grade makes Keith Haring-inspired art. This year’s posters are, as always, super cool

Today I learned about Quentin the Quahog, a Nantucket groundhog day tradition.

This bad boy can fit a fuck ton of Dark Stars

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Will never not picture a bunch of milk cartons doing a silly little side step dance during that section of Hood, thanks Phish

Came home and our bedroom light was off. Turned it on and this is what I find.

Seriously. I don't even want money for it. I just want someone to use it.

"We regret to inform you that your anger is trending. This is deeply unhelpful. When the public reacts emotionally to repeated tragedies, it puts pressure on leadership to respond with something other than carefully selected words."

1. Bagel store guy 2. Summer camp director of small crafts 3. Trade magazine call center cold caller (worst job I ever had) 4. Professor of music history 5. Library circulation supervisor

“They were like the insurrectionists that you saw at the Capitol.” That’s because some of them probably ARE the same people

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This needs to be national legislation, tbh. No amount of de-icing (or whatever we’re gonna call the denazification of these people eventually) would make me trust them in a public service job

Fuck it, I went skiing (this is for @dijcrap.bsky.social )

Kind of incredible that Magic Mtn is getting 2 ft. tonight and they’re closed for private events tomorrow through Wednesday. Gonna be some real “sorry folks, Moose out front shoulda told ya” moments tomorrow

Huge miss

Absolutely right. Call them all, call them repeatedly, don't stop.

First flakes starting to gently fall in Brattleboro

Already had my snow day for tomorrow announced. Stratton looms

people just dancing to the Noem is a bird legged hoe song lol

I absolutely adore the cover of this book

🚨Bobby doc on Netflix 🚨

2-hour cybersecurity posture assessment call took 30 minutes and now I have my morning back!

Gonna hit Stratton Monday for what looks like about an 18” blower powder day. Anyone wanna join me? @phreba.bsky.social ?

Favorite thing on the internet today: this bot that skeets our random lines from Moby Dick each day finally did the first line of the book and the response is just P E R F E C T

Apropos

This show was on Sirius the other day and I only caught a tiny bit of the BBFCFM craziness but I reminded me to go back and relisten and just…wow. This second set. It’s Phish at its Phishiest: deep, dark, grimy psychedelic funk jam for a half hour, and then pure hijinks for the next 15 minutes.

Spam caller just called. I started by just saying “whatchoo got?” really fast over and over again. Then he said he wanted to talk about my “beautiful website.” I told him “you’re a beautiful website.” Then I asked “what if we kissed under the beautiful website? How would you feel?”

@musicologyduck.bsky.social I am absolutely cracking up at your newfound viral fame. Kind of unbelievable that I was in attendance for the birth of Musicology Duck in Little Rock and look at you now!

Hopefully this clears up the who is a jam band question

If you missed yesterday's incredible speech by Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney and why everyone's talking about it, I got your explainer right here.

Fuck me up daddy

If you have 30 minutes and want to have your mind slightly blown, may I recommend a little Julius Eastman on this fine MLK week? youtu.be/aGdXyAqc-SI?...

My office is next door to one of the music rooms. I lovingly call this particular class activity “drumming and screaming.” Yes, I take a break during this particular time. My ADHD is like “yeah you’re not going to get anything done for a little bit…”

State Senator Jo Comerford presenting at my school on the work she has done to pass bills for greater equity, especially her work on free community college, indigenous legislative agenda, and prenatal/postpartum healthcare for mothers of color

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Just got back from nyc and drove through all this shit you’re seeing weather-wise in the Pats game

Joe Russo’s Awesome Dog