#marvin #marvinthemartian

My wife just told me this tidbit of information, and I think it's true: "One out of three Trump supporters is every bit as stupid as the other two."

Are they black with white feathers or white with black feathers? It don't matter, baby. They're all beautiful. #Futurama

Permanent Standard Time brings us closer to nature’s rhythms. #DitchDST

Good morning Bluesky !

I never recall any dreams? Is it because my brain doesn't have any imagination?

Happy launch day to @esa.int's GOCE — the satellite that proved Earth isn’t actually round (at least, not to gravity)! Thanks to GOCE, we can visualise the geoid: an irregular, gravity‑shaped surface showing where Earth’s pull is stronger or weaker.

We dance at the edge of an abyss..

Sleep Is Your Superpower! Dr Matthew Walker. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MuI... #worldsleepday

I am a 'night owl', so late to bed at night and late to get up in the morning. But I am a deep sleeper and I do get my full 8.5 hours of sleep. www.awarenessdays.com/awareness-da... #worldsleepday

i built my glass house just a stone's throw from here

It’s so important to have several unusual obsessions.

anrd on the 8th day god said let there be goth girsl in stompy boots, and then he said "nice"

This is my right-hand man. She’s a woman who’s left-handed, of course

I’m personally offended that a book set in the early 2000s is tagged as “historical.” #booksky

People panic when they can't find a known face in a crowd, I panic when I find one

humans gave up claws in exchange for fine motor control which they immediately used to invent acrylic nails

Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington, was known to be profusely flatulent, but in his case it was noble gas.

Don’t let me into your heart. I’m so claustrophobic I might claw my way out.

The frenemy of my enemy is my…acquaintance or something, I guess. *shrugs*

I wouldn’t die on this hill but I’d consider stubbing a toe.

accidentally made a cloning device instead of a teleporter and im totally beside myself

send help just found out the truth didnt confirm my bias

I didn’t invent the English language but I’ve done some strange and disagreeable things with it.

Years into the future, those of us who joined #bluesky with an 'Invite Token' will be known as the; ~ Invitae Vestiges ~ It'll be my defining life moment!

NGC 2440: A New White Dwarf

Happy birthday to my beautiful child. I love you more than you will ever know. 🩷🩷🩷

On World Book Day I’d like simply say that we need more libraries and book swaps. I’d like to see them everywhere. In every community, shopping centre, school, social club. Wherever we go. And they should be stocked with lots of brand new books as well as old ones.

Monet never met Kandinsky, but Kandinsky credited him with freeing art from subject. After seeing Haystacks, he said, “Objects collapsed before my eyes.”

Me:

Absolutely.

My fave dessert!

It is truly impossible to find a bookmark when you actually *need* one.

If ANY country has the unredacted Epstein Files, start dropping it out of planes or something.

Most people lean to the right when they kiss Here is why: www.universal-sci.com/headlines/20...

So news comes out that the DoJ tried to hide 60 pages of the Epstein files which detail Trump’s assault on a 13yo girl. To distract from that, he bombed a girl’s school and murdered 90+ school girls.

The powers that be will start a nuclear war to distract from the Epstein files.

“What terrible news to wake up to” is a sentence I wish felt rare

Well, it was either world war three or letting black people have jobs, so I see why people just went with the world war