“my passion is graphic design”

The Scots have deservedly enjoyed plaudits for their vibes and enthusiasm, but the Dutch might become my second team because of the links-rechts chant. It's absolutely joyful. #WorldCup

Huh, just saw a trailer to the upcoming spin off of The Big Bang Theory, and it looks really fucking interesting!!

Very important. Portuguese names can be complex for us English speakers, but this is the correct pronunciation of his name. Cristiano Ronaldo, Who Denies The Allegations.

The Brexit vote was ten years ago, was it? Well, the results of that have been shit. No redeeming features at all. Just shit. Shame on everyone involved.

You wouldn't think it's possible to jinx someone as good as Lionel Messi, but I might have managed it in this first half.

Finished my June book tonight - Hamnet by Maggie O'Farrell. As affecting as you'd expect. I would imagine even more so for anyone who actually has children.

My hot hydration break take - sure take on some fluids, but instead of a tactical chat, teams should do a little dance or play a little game, something entertaining so that viewers stuck with ads get very mad at missing out on the fun. #WorldCup

www.maptap.gg June 21 94🏅 100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 81🌟 Final score: 922 Ooh done nicely there.

One of my more wonderful football memories was being part of one of these when the Dutch came to Sheffield during the women's Euros.

One of my friends was super pregnant and contractions started so she gave it twenty minutes or so to be sure and then told her husband to call the midwife and then she felt a bad one coming so she grabbed the kitchen counter, doubled over and the baby came out blood absolutely everywhere

Just caught up with the Türkiye-Paraguay match. Across their two matches Türkiye had 62 shots, 13 on target, xG of 3.43, averaged possession of 75%, and they lost by an aggregate score of 3-0. Unbelievable. #WorldCup

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

Where’s Andy Burnham going?

Trans people exist, deal with it.

Will be interesting to see where Johan Manzambi ends up, he's a really good young player.

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards

tracking the world cup via art depicting furry versions of the countries fucking each other based on the game results

Portugal about to kick off their World Cup. A reminder-

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

That is absolutely bizarre. What on earth would have constituted a penalty there?

Corentin Moutet you fucking nuisance!!

While you wouldn't expect it to last with Argentina and Colombia still to come, this is a shocking #WorldCup for South America so far. Conceded first in every game so far, and yet to register a win.

Sure, I involuntarily twitch white supremacism all the time. It happens. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Woooooowww

It has to be said that the combination of 5pm, 8pm and 11pm games at this World Cup is absolutely unrivalled. This is a proper international tournament football day.

Theo Walcott having grey in his beard makes me feel like I must almost be dead. #WorldCup

Oh now suddenly FIFA are concerned about white supremacism. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Definitely cheering on El Piero in this next game.

Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life

I thought combining my two careers of judge and doctor would make my life easier but it's actually trying my patients

Casemiro will be lucky to play another game in this tournament. Or the second half of this one.

Elon Musk is a TRILLIONAIRE 😍

BBC: “So what advice did David Hockney give to you?” BBC Guest: “Fuck everyone.”

Just checked and Elon Musk still can't get a boner or feel joy now that he's the world's first trillionaire.

Ahead of the World Cup starting, I think it's appropriate to launch a campaign against the greatest scourge the modern game faces. That's right, it's how many players celebrate with a knee slide. #WorldCup

A reminder that Brazil banned Twitter for failing to stop the spreading of disinformation. There is nothing stopping the British government from doing the same.

World Cup? World C(orr)up(t) more like! Satire!

This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane

this flight safety card is all of us

Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"

Something about being reminded about your prior treatment by your current treatment, that gives you a bit of fucking resolve.

It begins

Such a weird feeling. Got the game on, not particularly looking forward to it. Like usual I suppose, but hundreds of times magnified.

Okay, now I see where I went wrong.

We all deserve this ❤️

That's 3 out of 3. Greatest football season without a doubt for me, and with the Champions League final to come. ❤️