Love this. Every post/tweet filled with impotent rage makes me that little bit happier. Up the Arsenal.

I died, my soul left my body, and then I died again. I've died many a death. They have killed me. These guys should be tried in The Hague for what they're putting me through.

Those last few minutes of the Arsenal game were the worst few minutes of my life and I’ve been quizzed about my sex life by my gender clinic

You know, VAR is the most wonderful invention and a glorious blessing to the game of football.

My entire lifetime has seen Republicans benefit from every structural bias in the system: two republican presidents elected while losing the popular vote,the senate being biased towards small rural conservative states,house and state legislatures being heavily gerrymandered, and a captured SCOTUS.

There was just a girl on the train speaking a mix of English and Brazilian Portuguese to someone on her phone, but she wasn't on long. Espere rainha, eu quero falar sobre sua experiencia com as nossas idiomas!

Think I'm probably depressed, to an extent. Pretty sure I should be excited today, but am feeling more empty. Could just also be tired, I guess.

Ugh, some rough numbers coming out of Darwen, I see. (Rough as in unpleasant, not as in vague)

I’m told my acceptance speech upset some of the BBC journalists who were in the room. I said what I said and it’s the truth 🤷‍♀️

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️

Enjoyed that first half, but just taking a moment to remind myself that we led at half time last week, and that we were the width of Declan Rice's foot from going behind tonight.

One of my strongest encouragements to vote Green this week is, truly, the fact that nearly all the other parties are constantly attacking them. I want Green policies *and* they’ve got both Labour and Reform running scared.

Looking forward very much to every pundit saying that City have absolutely bottled the league.

we all have to remain calm, everyone has to remain calm, let's just please remain calm

2 out of 3 down for the greatest football season I've ever experienced.

The right are so obsessed with the idea that leftist agitiators on are secretly being paid is simply because their movement is being secretly financed. They also can't imagine why you would take a position that you weren't being paid to take, since they have no actual principles beyond self-interest

The studio after that miss #snooker

Good lord the #snooker.

Oh blimey that's just ended me on my train. 😂

Burnley players first training session under caretaker Michael Jackson hailed a success.🤣 #LUFC

Ben White at right back with Madueke ahead of him is gonna give me palpitations.

Finished my April book this evening, having pushed through some rather on the nose personal difficulty this month. The Body Keeps The Score by Bessel Van Der Kolk. Trauma is an absolute bitch. Profound, I know.

Is it cathartic to come to a park, lie down in the middle of it and have a cry, or is it pathetic? Maybe it can be both?

"When can we have some Slurm?" "Soon enough." "That isn't soon enough."

Mitoma that is absolutely filthy. He didn't even start the game!!

FFS. Nothing takes me out of a film faster than failure to even do the most basic research. The Statue of Liberty is on an ISLAND. It is not buried in a jaunty angle in the sand.

Ah god, that's so right.

Morning Kittens

Come on Arsenal, I just want us to get to the semis where we can get beat by Atleti, like we're supposed to.

Just finished the #Shrinking season 3 finale and wow, I did not need to be spoken to this directly.

When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.

Bloody extraordinary new episode of #Scrubs this week. Zach Braff and John C. McGinley doing incredible work.

Bloody hell. 9 years ago in the National League, not been in the second tier since 1961. To quote Del Boy, "they've only gone and bloody done it!" ❤️ www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Of course the people I blame are those who were trying to give Arsenal trophies back in October.

today is trans day of visibility, and it breaks my heart to see the way the world is trying to turn these wonderful people invisible I am not trans, but the reason I have a voice on this platform is trans people, because they welcomed me and got me to stop lurking the way I did on twitter

May you have a good Transgender Day of Visibility! Feel the love in this age of aggression. #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA https://glaad.org/tdov/#transgender

It's tight but he is just on

Sometimes the simplest jokes are the best jokes.

Election denialism is it? I'm sure Reform would've also been banging this despicable drum had they won the by-election.

Terfs don't care about women's safety. They're handmaidens of fascism and seek to harm us all.

Anti-trans policies invariably harm women as well as trans and non-binary individuals. The IOC's decision plays straight into the hands of those stereotyping women. It leads to exclusion and discrimination against women who don't conform as much as trans people. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...

Ready for the mosh pit, shaka bruh. #lifeisstrangereunion

Finally done our local pub quiz for the third time tonight and obviously won it again for the third time! Would you have known which US President won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1906? You might have beaten us!!

Verging on funny. Not funny, but verging. Famously Hegseth appointed himself, and Trump has no agency at all.

It's not just his fault, the team haven't been good enough today, but there's something particularly annoying about it being Kepa's error that broke the deadlock. This'll be the last time we see him this season.

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