Endre Penovác (Serbian Artist, born 1956) "Morning Stretch", 2022. Watercolor, 38 × 28 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Ricky Wei (Taiwanese Artist, born 1959) "Can I have this", 2025. Illustration. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover

Childish source of amusement at the fossil shop - dusty old camel toe.

Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it

We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.

So much happening in #CallTheMidwife tonight, but very little of it boding well. The theme of people too ashamed or scared to seek support upset me; I would watch the Beryl and Geoffrey spin off; and I'm already mourning Sister Monica Joan in advance. 😭😭😭

Oh my god, another gold for Matt Weston!! Well done to Tabby Stoecker too, but our first ever double Winter Olympic gold medallist - amazing!! 🥇🥇

Incredible to see Lucas Pinheiro Braathen win Brazil's first ever Winter Olympic medal, and gold no less. Not a bad 24 hours in this household, what with Adam Weston's gold last night!

fire is simply not a danger to human health, and it's actively good for bacon. so let's set everything on fire and enjoy the delicious smell of the world ending

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

"For him, it must be nectar to his ears." No, Mr BBC commentator, that's food, and absolutely does not go in the ears.

A very good evening to whoever organised this billboard outside of Old Trafford.

Not sure I've posted about #Shrinking before, but it's just brilliant. Frequently laugh out loud funny, moving and insightful. Maybe this third season is hitting different for me now I've actually had some therapy, but I related hard to Derek this week. I'm a massive Derek.

Such sad news. Dawson's Creek was perfectly timed for my life, and he was fantastic. RIP.

Finished #ThingsYouShouldHaveDone - loved the Gogglebox pastiche, and honestly thought Dave was dead at the end. It was utterly unhinged, and I loved it.

One of the more brutal #CallTheMidwife episodes tonight. If three members of one family dying wasn't enough, Sister Monica Joan doesn't fancy a strawberry scone. As Dr Turner said, we might be looking at the end of days...

Can't really argue with Szoboszlai doing to City exactly what he did to Arsenal at Anfield.

are…uhh…are we the penis?

Finally found a perfect window for this yesterday, and found myself so touched by the ritual of burying children who died in infancy with dogs. I've long since felt that animals have something elemental about them, and this episode expressed that beautifully.

Pretty impressed at Gabriel Jesus managing to be offside while literally standing in his own half.

You tell me.

I barely know what I'm doing, I'm hanging on by a thread, but apart from that, it's pure magic. #ThingsYouShouldHaveDone

This podcast will kill me. But it's worth it. You know what to do.

Another outstanding #CallTheMidwife tonight. They still manage to find new stories to tell - a lithopedion?? And every storyline was quietly heartbreaking. Molly Vevers continues to absolutely shine as Sister Catherine, and Rebecca Gethings will be missed while she's away.

Honestly, Catherine O’Hara is nothing short of iconic. Such sad news today

Ugh, how awful. Might be time to start an honorary Schitt's Creek rewatch.

💔 www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCVK...

We invaded France and no one will sell us a croissant. It’s very hard on the men.

Only gone and won our local pub quiz at the first attempt!! Would you have remembered who won the first series of X Factor??

Not many people manage to make The Horror funny, but this thread is fucking class.

MOVING GESTURE ❤️ Lincoln City fans displayed a tribute, which read “56 Stars Shining Bright,” in honor of the 56 lives lost in the Bradford City stadium fire in 1985.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but she shouldn’t have had to be a “badass.” She should have been SAFE. Trump is targeting her with ever escalating attacks. She deserves all possible support from Congressional leaders and whatever security protection is necessary. She could have been killed.

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

A damn near perfect #CallTheMidwife tonight. It's the little moments of love and kindness that get me - it's Eileen's aunt walking in with her newborn daughter in her arms, it's Rosalind bringing Agata into the chapel at Nonnatus House, it's the continuing beautiful friendship of Akela & Baloo. ♥️😭

Actually surprised Labour have blocked Andy Burnham from standing. Could be wrong, but I'd imagine they'll be hopping and hobbling around on that self inflicted wound for a while.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

Little did I know.... #TheTraitorsIreland

This is it, isn't it? A show about lying and treachery turned out to be about friendship and staying true to a promise. WHAT a show #TheTraitors

OKAY THEN!! I'm 12 minutes behind but I'm HERE!!! #TheTraitors

So ahead of #TheTraitors finale later, I thought I'd consider the possibilities!! Scenario one - James is banished at the penultimate Round Table...

I've just gone by Chesterfield's football stadium, and I guess I'd never really thought about it before I just realised what their badge is about, and I love it!

Nearly forgot to post this but yay it's six years tonight since I met Helen George and she signed my #CallTheMidwife book!!!

Only two episodes of #TheTraitors left! Will Faraaz be alive to lead a charge against Rachel? Will anyone remember the evidence against Stephen?? Will there be any late production twists??? Give it to me Claudia!!!!

Alright alright I'm here, late again (9pm was really a better time for me), but I'm present and strapped in for whatever the final week of #TheTraitors has got in store for us!!

I may have the last half hour of the Arsenal game on, but I've just noticed that there's an awesome title race brewing in the National League this season - with the top 6 only separated by 3 points!!

Oh dear, looks like I might revert to my personality revolving around #LifeIsStrange again for the next few months.

What does a robot do after sex? It nuts and bolts.

I don't yet wish to bespoil my Bluesky contribution with politics, but please rest assured I hate all the same people you hate.