Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

Where's Lucy and Desi??

I can't be the only person who thought of this.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Someone buy this for me because apparently it can't be shipped to Canada. <Sob>

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif

We had eight kids trick or treating tonight, none past 7pm. Blame the rain and wind storm, ah well. Ruffles and Doritos for us for a while 😄

Happy Ace Week! 🖤🩶🤍💜

If you see this, quote post with your favorite Pokémon (wrong answers only).

Spent a bit of the morning looking up computer components (apparently the NAS I bought doesn't come with drives, lol), and I started remembering how twenty years ago you couldn't buy video cards and motherboards without seeing the cyberbabes on the packaging.

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck. (I'm not a very good dancer, but the intention is there)

TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work

I know what my husband and I are watching tomorrow night.

And now presenting a cursed object I saw in GameStop.

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender. May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Silly post time: there's this pic that floats around of Canadian themed Pokemon, and I decided to make my own as well. Artistic license with the goalie helmet, but you need the hiss.

I love that the chaos mascot is pro trans rights.

'Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech'

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file

Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... #nsfw #censorship #canpoli @acvalens.net

The IKEA Halloween collection is out, and there's this one item that's out of stock everywhere except one store, and now I have to figure out if it's feasible to have someone go to the Halifax IKEA to get me a couple of mugs.

So today I saw a pair of mounted police (yes on horses) walking through a local park. I guess they were out a few hours later, because some of my friends reported horse poop on the path. Who's going to clean that up? Can we send bylaw after the cops?

Apparently it's #drawabird day, so enjoy a bird.

I love some people's usernames. No share to this person, it just made me laugh.

I can tell you right now I haven't played all of these, haha.

I got a mud dauber.

The NHL's Dallas Stars bought up all the ice rinks in the Dallas metro area, in several cases got taxpayer money to build the rinks, and now control ice time for youth hockey, jacking up club fees and forcing leagues to play by their rules. Wild story.

And now for a bit of #pokemongo indulgence, behold the minute where I finish hypertraining my background shiny Rayquaza.

if only men had another demographic to talk to 😔

Once upon a time at STSF I approached Jonathan Frakes at his table. “I bought a picture with you later, and I brought two trombones. Could I—“ “Bring them.” This was the result:

What am I looking at why is this all so gross why did Musk want a diner to begin with

I spent seven years writing a book on this and she just… said it in three succinct paragraphs to politico.

(A) Zuck sucks, don't listen to him. (B) Why do I want my glasses to hallucinate stuff for me? (C) I bet anything they're not going to deal with prescriptions well (I have baby progressives)

Good morning BlueSky It's Monday so...

Having one of those moments where I miss ThinkGeek, because my Star Trek the Next Generation swimsuit doesn't really fit me anymore, and it's not like I can get a replacement.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Oh my God.

What I would mostly want to do is buy friends and family houses. Maybe start a video game company. Fund a whole bunch of crowdfunding stuff. There's not a lot I need, and I don't want to run around in rich people circles.

An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed

Fun in Balloonland is one of the most unhinged things and I'm glad I got to experience it with RiffTrax. And the holiday season shorts are a day one must buy.

So we have a new houseguest. Watched it run under our front steps. Hoping we can deter it.

This is exactly what the internet is for.

I finally picked up a frame for my prize. Thanks, @dumb-industries.com !

Clip Studio Paint is an amazing piece of software. (And I need to get back into using it!)

My husband went looking up the Banana Boat song lyrics, and Google how did you accomplish this.