Someone snuck a lettuce into my shopping trolley and I didn't cop until I unearthed it in my own kitchen. I've never felt casually violated in my life.

admittedly this one was kind of London's fault tho

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is brilliant because it dares to ask “what if we made a Game of Thrones series that isn’t mostly a grim and joyless slog?”

Glad my opinion of this melt was vindicated lol, fuck Stripe and 'Progress Ireland' into the sun.

Herring Chokers stay winning

Three and a half years of living in Canada has me saying "fierce mild" about - 4°

This is such a girl way of saying I hate those bitches

FF & FG have had literally over 100 unbroken years of governance to do something. Yet they constantly act like they popped into existence five minutes ago and throw a strop if you suggest otherwise. Refuse to govern, refuse to take responsibility, refuse to do anything except say "DONT BLAME ME"

I need to stop promising myself I'll have a Good Week ™️ every Sunday evening

There’s maybe a few thousand trans kids in the Republic of Ireland, but each week Irish papers pay a bunch of columnists who dedicate a large part of their writing trying to make these kids lives absolutely miserable.

Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”

"So even though I am still betting on the American future, I wouldn’t ask Mark Carney or any other leaders to simply keep the faith. I would just ask them to consider every step away from us in light of the potential destination and the powers waiting there." YOU ARE TRYING TO ANNEX US

Always found this very funny because a significant number of NATO countries don’t recognize gay marriage (even Italy only has civil unions)

To be fair, this is entirely consistent with everything DCC leadership has done in the past 25 years www.independent.ie/regionals/du...

i love a "yeah he's a piece of shit but he's OUR piece of shit" moment, blessings be upon you on this day canadians

St Brendan the Navigator Enters the chat

Hundreds of thousands of vile sexualised non-consensual images of women and children have been created by Grok, X’s AI tool. This isn't just horrifying – it's illegal. The Govt response to this has been muted and confusing. When will X be prosecuted?

I have my first therapy appointment on Wednesday and trying to articulate everything that's wrong with me is about as upsetting as you might expect.

The Deputy leader of this government is telling an outright lie in order to stir up racial hatred and build support for more oppressive laws This is a dangerous dangerous path we are going down. #speirghorm

FF and FG's allergy to accountability is actually just tiresome at this point, man. It's just so wearing to have decades of governed by the most childish, irresponsible people imaginable

This is the same guy who said the Spicebag Garda eviction painting 'sent a shiver down his spine' #speirgorm

Absence of leadership

Years of accusing people of "virtue signalling" has left many of our politicians unable to do the right thing cause really that's what accusations of virtue signalling usually added up to

Tánaiste Simon Harris this evening asked if he'd delete his X account in light of the creation and sharing of non-consensual sexualised images of children and women on Grok, says he'll have to reflect on it.

Man, Trump is so cooked. He can't hold a train of thought, he can barely read his own written statement and he's slurring every word.

Sorry but we literally debunked this like last month when he did this dog whistle. Fintan O'Toole literally did the maths, in the Times no less, that showed that this isn't true. Why are we bothering to publish such an obvious lie when we know it's a lie?

Chappell Roan:

everybody since heated rivalry dropped

Christmas of Cock amirite friends

When can we have [public service]? That depends on [private company] 😊

Winter Solstice.....let's goooooo

Jennifer Lawrence is a menace

I have the flu and it absolutely fucking blows. I haven't been this sick in *years*, my Covid infections don't hold a candle to this misery.

I hope Dick Van Dyke is enjoying Heated Rivalry episode 4 on his 100th birthday

Look at my ostensibly center left party dog, we are getting Le Brexit in two years 😭

I genuinely cannot emphasise enough how much Jim O'Callaghan fuckin sucks

this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights

Kneecap waving a flag thrown onto the stage at a gig is terrorism, heavily reported in Britain and debated in the Commons. Loyalists putting * live pipe bombs * on people's cars to terrorise a sport club into shutting down is not terrorism, and ignored in Britain. And he'll only do 18 months.

Is this what it looks like when you are neither left nor right?

This is my eternal opinion on the EU and you will never make me change my mind. Deeply dysfunctional by design and generally crap in so many ways, but a world without it is inconceivably monstrous

It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.

"He carried the sugary loot" is gonna be my new stim any time I buy myself a pastry with my coffee

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

🇸🇮 Slovenia withdraws from Eurovision 2026 over Israel participation #Eurovision #ESC2026 #UnitedByMusic

Spanish network RTVE withdrawing from Eurovision because of participation of Israel: “The humanitarian situation in Gaza and the use of the competition for political objectives on the part of Israel make it harder and harder to keep Eurovision a neutral cultural event”

🇳🇱 BREAKING: Netherlands withdraws from #Eurovision 2026, following the results of the EBU General Assembly today.

Good to see Ireland, the Netherlands, Slovenia. Belgium, and Spain announce that they will NOT participate in next year’s Eurovision (other countries to follow). The EBU is a disgraceful organisation, completely oblivious to the genocide Israel has been committing in Gaza. A watershed moment.