The Bears are either going to win the Super Bowl or lose their first playoff game by 40.

Andrew Tate got destroyed by a guy you'd face like one fight after Glass Joe in Punch-Out.

Even by Jain's own stupid metric, Casten has gotten *stronger* over the years while consistently winning but not compromising on this issue which Jain claims is poison. And somehow this means Casten has a "skill issue"????

The SEC has two home playoff losses and the ACC is undefeated, people are saying.

More Trump-protecting headlines. Absolutely embarrassing.

Every goddam headline today should have been COVER-UP

@thehill.com running just absolute Trump-shielding trash yesterday into today. Woof. Trump's polls are "rebounding"! The Epstein Files were really the Bill Clinton show and all those redactions were just to "protect victims"! Just Trump PR at this point.

The second the new President in 2029 finishes his or her oath of office there should be an executive order sitting right there to sign that simply says "It's the Gulf of Mexico, dummy."

The unrealized promise of America is good, actually, and we should fight for it

Yes, NYT, I agree. People who knowingly associated with Epstein and pursued much younger women are bad bad men. So why is Brooks still on your payroll?

Members of Congress need to get there TONIGHT. Go. Now. Before the corrupt SCOTUS overturns this.

I know there's going to be a lot of urgent priorities in 2029, but "melt down every last thing that honors a Confederate" should make that list.

While the media chums it up with Greene, reminder that she has a bill going before the House today to make it a *federal crime* to provide or advocate for healthcare for trans youth.

Immediately suspend this dum-dum for tomorrow's game. At minimum.

This ended up as a 50-point bloodbath BTW. In a Harris +5! MAGA is collapsing.

One of the first moves in 2029 should be to drag Whiskey Pete to The Hague.

Making even *more* likely you have teams tied with the same number of losses but an unequal number of wins sure is a choice, ACC.

the promise of america is that you can come to america, become an america, and also keep the stuff you love about your identity. america will welcome you in not just physically but culturally: your food, your music, your holidays, your friends and family too you will change america--for the better

Hope more judges follow this lead here.

Teacher here: the number of kids I have taught over the years who fit the profile of "third or fourth kid of absolute trainwreck so they live with Grandma or Aunt" would shock you.

A very high percentage of schools have had to keep making bus runs longer and longer because they can't find enough drivers. It is a MASSIVE problem that is only getting worse. Being on a bus for an hour each way is terrible for a kid. Having to get up super early is worse.

Reminder that if anyone is setting you up online to do some crime, THAT PERSON IS A COP. ALWAYS. WITHOUT FAIL.

#Bills #Patriots #Jets #Dolphins #afceast #nfl #NFL #nflmemes

You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.

Hoooooly shit I laughed hard.

Yessssssssssssss

Bears, Packers, Lions, 49ers, Rams, Seahawks. One of those six teams is NOT making the playoffs. Insane.

The Bills vs Patriots game recap, a meme, again:

I don’t like the Chiefs. But I hope Mahomes is ok. That looked bad.

I'd like to apologize to the Bills and #BillsMafia. I didn't change into my Thurman Thomas jersey until halftime. My fault.

There's only ONE MVP. 17 is fucking him. Not your time yet, young man. #GoBills

That was good shit by McDermott/Babich there.

MILANO I TAKE BACK ALL THE MEAN THINGS I SAID IN THE FIRST HALF

When people are mad Harrison goes back to the bench when Benford comes back...shit like that is why.

[Bad this time] This fucking team, man.

This fucking team, man.

Come ON Poyer

Taron Johnson is one of my all-time favorite Bills. A warrior. A huge part of this run. But the Bills have waited too long to work on a replacement.

Shaq Thompson has been pretty good this year. It's been a horror show today.

Gotta be said the Bills' kickoff teams have been a huge reason they have been able to get back in this one.

Absolutely a TD. No question

Hey...a stop and it's a game again.

Ray Davis - really good today!

The only positive from this is how clear it is that the defense needs to be completely blown up in the offseason. Every single over 30 guy has to go. For the love of God find an LB who is not completely helpless against the run. And ONE run-stopping DT. Please. Anybody.

It can not be overstated how bad everyone except Groot in the front seven is playing.

Everybody over the age of 30 needs to be off this defense next year. Old, soft, slow. They all gotta go.

Literally the one thing you can't do against this defense is run a toss to Groot's side.

It's Joe Brady's FAVORITE play so that's fun!