In 10 days, a big announcement. I am very very excited to be able to talk what I've been working on for the past few months.

Wanna say a huge thank you to all my real ones who signed up, posted about, or helped spread the word about JESUS WEPT!, which launched today via Patreon. Launching a new show is always a beating, and y'all made today very easy and exciting and happy for the both of us! See you in Hell, folks.

At 1AM Central the first 3 eps of JESUS WEPT! will become avail via our Patreon. Episode 0 finds us laying out our intentions for the show. Episode 1 is a deep dive into Barker's THE HELLBOUND HEART with special guest @katesiegel.bsky.social.

Whilst pulling into the driveway at 8AM I receive a text letting me know I forgot my pants. It’s morning in America.

Mohawk’s getting taller.

We weren't gonna send out the link to the JESUS WEPT! Patreon until Tuesday, when the first three episodes of the show drop, but some folks have already joined up to become Cenobites so...here ya go if ya wanna get in early: patreon.com/jesuswept

In my old dive bar and a regular I see a lot is tripping bc he took a 20mg gummie at 11am and he will not sit down. He's pacing around like a guard from Metal Gear. He's taken off and put his sunglasses back on 80 times. He has a pitcher of water, a bottle of water and two glasses of water.

how's work?

Thrilled to debut the logo for our new limited podcast series, JESUS WEPT!, which begins rolling out next week (logo designed by @readfulthings.bsky.social).

The limited podcast series I've been working on about the HELLRAISER franchise, JESUS WEPT!, is launching next Tuesday. I'll post the link when it goes live, but in the meantime: here's your invitation, along with our full* guest list. See you in Hell next Tuesday, friends.

In addition to JESUS WEPT! and THE KINGCAST, I'm also launching another show (I know, but this is how the timing worked out) in June. JESUS WEPT! is a side project thing, but this is a more elaborate deal. Just spent the past hour recording promos. I cannot wait to be able to talk about it publicly.

Woke up to a friendly email from a living filmmaking legend this morning and promptly shat my pants, your pants, and all other available pants within my particular zip code just for good measure.

things are going very well on the JESUS WEPT front, fyi

Pleased to announce I am once again watching NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU.

Oh my motherfucking god www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

I just spent an hour talking to Renny Harlin, of all people, and friends: I am here to tell you that that mfer is hilarious. Who knew?!

Y'all I just got to record a guest spot on the Kingcast 😭🙏

Just recorded an episode of the show where the guest said something that FINALLY gave me all the excuse I needed to tell the story about the time my balls got burned by a bath bomb. I don't know what podcasts y'all listen to but I am out here changing lives and educating the public.

My beloved sidekick Conan had a wee bit of surgery today and has returned higher than I have ever been, which is saying something. Send him good vibes.

rewatching ERASERHEAD, fuck off

holy fucking shit

finally getting some quality replies on the KINGCAST Twitter account

The older I get, the more convinced I am that Hunter S. Thompson was maybe the only person ever who fully understood, knew how to react to, and could make some kind of sense of, the world.

It is probably good and also normal for my mental well-being to be spending weeks at a time submerged balls-deep in HELLRAISER shit. Just round the clock HELLRAISER thoughts. I have no complaints! I am feeling very cheerful! Also If y’all don’t sub to this fucking thing I’m going to [VERY REDACTED]

Dustin's FedEx guy's wife: DO NOT READ Dustin's FedEx guy..........hello

Utterly astounded, and borderline feeling betrayed, to have found myself in conversation with someone I thought was one of my ride-or-dies only to have her ask the question: “Who’s Walton Goggins?”

if the driving crooner pulls up next to your girl, that’s not your girl anymore

Gonna try to make my dad (Dan “Kid Showbiz” Wampler) watch HELLRAISER and then tell us what he thought. This man has seen, at best, two horror movies, ever. Let’s get him on the show.

If you're curious about JESUS WEPT, be aware that my co-host and I will be talking about our plans for the show, our love for Clive Barker, and how his work differentiates itself from Stephen King's on the KINGCAST Patreon. Little sneak peek for that ass.

My considered opinion is that the FALLOUT TV series fucks like a banshee. They nailed it.

The first episode of JESUS WEPT, the HELLRAISER podcast I'm launching next month with my associate Russ Fischer, is officially in the tank. Hope y'all are ready to hear about Cenobites, horniness, addiction, and more than a few bad movies from both of us and our lineup of extra special guests.

Cool golf cart. Hard to find though.

“movies are going to become video games”

the new "all-time most unexpected PR email" champ has arrived

I think one reason going to the movies is so fun is it's the rare chance we have in modern society to eat out of a bucket

unfortunately the instagram hustlers have used my old viral tweet to sell a t-shirt so i may as well go Feyd-Rautha in the comments

I will never stop thinking about it

we love to dating apps don’t we folks

Talked to director/actor Keith Gordon (CHRISTINE) on the show today, and YES I told him he fucking rules right outta the gate and YES I obviously brought up WILD PALMS and YES I had a few beers during this recording which def becomes apparent in the 2nd hour Link: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

had to write an open letter to Screen Gems because apparently they're out here playing games www.fangoria.com/original/the...

This morning I woke up and my brain said, "Let's get some work done. Throw something on in the background while you do your chores." So I'm like, word, understood, we will throw on Flanagan's FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER again and, folks, I have accomplished nothing but I am now on episode 8.

The KINGCAST Discord is an unruly place whose members frequently behave in such a manner that compels me to issue the occasional decree via our moderator. I will civilize this land.

out of context texts vol. I

was revisiting the "99 Problems" video for the first time in many years yesterday and was like wtf is that a Vincent Gallo cameo