Christopher Gates
@chriswgates.bsky.social
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Writer. Unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed.
XCOM but it's ghostbusters
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Worried? NOPE!
about 6 hours ago
Shhh let them cook
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a new Bennett Foddy, Hades 2, and Final Fantasy Tactics in a single week isn't fair. it's just not.
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god I hope the rapture really is tomorrow. not that I think I'm gonna make it or anything, I just want some peace and quiet
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Star Wars lost a lot when Disney bought it, but the erosion of a coherent political identity stings the most. Seeing it used as a distraction from actual fascism is really gross.
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Sam Barlow 🔥
4 days ago
Fix your brain and heart
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Sara Ghaleb
5 days ago
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
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Paul F. Tompkins
5 days ago
Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
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put this on a t-shirt or a poster or something, anything asap please
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Marc Normandin
5 days ago
you can put him wherever you want in those rankings, really, just not the No. 1 spot. That seat is taken and will be until the sun burns out. Robinson's number is retired *by the entire league* for a reason.
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sitting here in NH just staring at that big gray gap (Vermont, though?!)
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6 days ago
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Luke Plunkett
7 days ago
we're doing it man, but we need money. and not onion money, like billionaire money.
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Tim Onion
7 days ago
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
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the thing about Robert Redford is that he was impossibly handsome AND extremely good at his job, which should be illegal
8 days ago
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serious question, do you think Nintendo ever makes a Star Fox again?
12 days ago
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮
12 days ago
lol
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Virtual Boy revival with mandatory accessory, oh so Nintendo's getting COCKY
12 days ago
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Jacob Weindling
13 days ago
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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Zach Rabiroff
15 days ago
The greatest exchange in comics interview history still belongs to Jack Kirby
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Folk-Punk Demon Hunters
15 days ago
Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
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The beer situation in Vermont is unbelievable (complimentary).
15 days ago
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Criag
17 days ago
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
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Constantine
18 days ago
Alright, so I've been afraid to say this out loud, but I think after today, I can say it: In the first Battle of Los Angeles, the good people of LA County have prevailed. We beat ICE back. 1/
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I think I should win tonight's Powerball. Didn't buy a ticket or anything, I just think I deserve it.
18 days ago
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱
19 days ago
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sylvie
20 days ago
referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries
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Birds Are Dinosaurs 🦢=🦖
20 days ago
The movies don't really get into it, but it's worth remembering that Denethor went crazy because he spent too much time doomscrolling on the Palantír and it cooked his brain
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lol they don't even have the rights to the film and can't sell it or anything, they're just ... doing it, for some reason
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19 days ago
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Kelly
20 days ago
Sesame Street will be putting a huge collection of episodes on YouTube starting in January 2026 This is a fantastic way to educate children It’s a form of resistance. Shows like Sesame Street teach love, tolerance, acceptance & more. These lessons are crucial for the long fight ahead.
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Brendan Keogh
20 days ago
I want to read a story about why everyone got so hyped for Silksong. Not the boring ‘it is a sequel to a good game’ story but the ‘how did waiting for Silksong become an active cultural thing?‘ story.
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fellow Star Wars geeks: you know how Lucas kind of famously assembled a spool of dogfights from WWII films and newsreel footage for the VFX team to use as a guide for the Death Star battle? does that still exist, and/or has it ever surfaced anywhere publicly? does anyone even know?
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so Hollow Knight 3 arrives when, exactly?
20 days ago
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let's f'n go
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21 days ago
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happy Matt Fraction Batman day to all who celebrate
21 days ago
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SE Asian Games for Good
22 days ago
The Play for Peace: Games for Palestine charity bundle is now live! Nearly 400 games from creators all around the world, with proceeds going directly to Gaza relief efforts. Bundle link:
itch.io/b/2979/play-...
We made a launch trailer to celebrate this moment👇 Please RT.
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in terrible danger of becoming a pot-of-coffee-a-day person again
22 days ago
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Ryan Gilliam
22 days ago
Our new project is live. A group of us former Polygon folks have come together to build something new: Rogue. We're a worker-owned, reader supported gaming site. You can read all about our goals and ideas on our (gorgeous) website. Please check us out and share us with your friends!
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Rascal News
22 days ago
A Rascal sister site has launched:
@roguesite.bsky.social
Former-Polygon writers have gotten together to launch a worker-owned video game journalism outlet (with a little rascally help). If you mourned the loss of one site, celebrate the birth of another, and support the people making it happen.
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Rogue joins the worker-owned journalism crew
Congratulations, it's a website!
https://www.rascal.news/rogue-joins-the-worker-owned-journalism-crew/
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thinking, for absolutely NO REASON, about how Rocket City's minor league baseball team is called the Trash Pandas and how they have incredible merch (my favorite hoodie came from them):
trashpandas.milbstore.com/collections/...
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ATLAS BLUE PREMIER NICO HOOD
The Men's '47 Navy Trash Pandas Premier Nico Pullover Hoodie is the perfect way to show your support for the Trash Pandas. Made from a comfortable cotton and polyester blend, this midweight hoodie fea...
https://trashpandas.milbstore.com/collections/sweatshirts-hoodies/products/atlas-blue-premier-nico-hood
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in terrible danger of becoming a pot-of-coffee-a-day person again
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jon rosenberg
22 days ago
Nelvana has shut down, it seems. A real loss for future generations of kids who love awesome cartoons.
piratesandprincesses.net/rip-nelvana-...
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RIP Nelvana: Animation Studio Behind Star Wars Cartoons, Beetlejuice and Care Bears Closes Its Doors
In a heartbreaking blow to animation fans and the Canadian entertainment industry, Nelvana, the storied Toronto-based studio that brought us iconic cartoons lik
https://piratesandprincesses.net/rip-nelvana-animation-studio-behind-star-wars-cartoons-beetlejuice-and-care-bears-closes-its-doors/
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what game that you've never played do you own the most copies of? for me, I think it's a tie between Persona 5 and Kingdom Hearts 2.
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playing as Oddjob is cheating
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24 days ago
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Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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25 days ago
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am I actually starting a newsletter, or do I just like buying domain names?
25 days ago
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Johan Nohr
27 days ago
This is the worst thing I've seen in my life. I love it.
azathothwakesup.itch.io/labu-borg
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LABU BORG by Azathoth
Viral Terror or Judgement Error? A boat load of Labubu inspired content for CY_BORG ttrpg.
https://azathothwakesup.itch.io/labu-borg
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trying to gather research materials in a collection of small communities means I'm now carrying, uh, eight different library cards
27 days ago
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BJ Colangelo
27 days ago
I've been professionally opining about film and television for half my life, and I am endlessly proud of all that I've achieved. But
@thisendsatprom.bsky.social
has now been around for five years, and it's undoubtedly been the most fulfilling and I cannot believe we get to do this every week. 1/
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Nothings Monstered
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1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago
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