Comparisons between Platner and Fetterman seem to me to be classic classism. Platner has more than adequately explained the extreme bad judgment of his younger self and his program and policies are far to the left of where Fetterman's ever were. I think AOC is actually a better comparison.

Today is August Wilson's birthday. Would that he were here to celebrate it. We might have ten more plays. I'm happy he has a hit revival on Broadway though.

Graham Platner is spot-fucking-on. 🎯🎯🎯👇

I first saw Follies in March of 1971, and I've seen and listened to it a hell of a lot since. How is it that only tonight did I realize that: Buddy: "I may play cards all night and come home at three." Sally: "Just leave a light on the porch for me" is a joke lifted from Ado Annie & Will Parker?

@lenschiff.bsky.social Every time I read anything about Trump's war with Iran I picture Gene Wilder in a bar during the intermission of Springtime for Hitler mumbling "no way out" over and over while Zero Mostel has another drink.

RIP Eric Overmeyer, who wrote great TV shows, not to mention the play On the Verge. In '83 he was one of 3 finalists for a Harvard fellowship; I was a judge. Harvard said no: not talented enough. The other 2: August Wilson and David Henry Hwang – talented but too specialized. It's a bad college.

What is the word "of" doing here? In the New York Times for chrissakes. "How Long of a Wait at Security? For Many Passengers, It Was Anyone’s Guess."

I'm a pretty good cook, but unless I'm making creme brûlée, I try to avid recipes where one of the instructions is "ignite a blowtorch and..." Maybe it's just me.

Happy birthday (number 124) to the great Son House, who taught the world about what the Delta Blues really sounded like and meant, and (not to put too fine a point on it) taught me to play slide guitar in 1968.

Tomorrow is pub day for Daniel Okrent's extraordinary Sondheim biography ART ISN'T EASY, a fascinating and extraordinarily well-researched life study packed into 230 wonderfully written pages. Okrent was on with Terry Gross this afternoon for a swell 40 minutes. Get the book. You won't be sorry.

Times banner headline: Oil Shock Sends Tremors Through World Economy: ‘This Really Is the Big One’ Translation: World to Trump: "Here's another nice mess you've gotten us into."

The great Davids Hays has left us. Among many great works he designed a remarkable number of cult flops: A Family Affair, UTBU, Look We've Come Through, Bring Back Birdie, The Goodbye People, Dr. Cook's Garden, Drat! The Cat, A Murderer Among Us (Severn Darden!) The Last Analysis, and more. RIP.

Very disappointed that I was unable to buy a branded Trump poop souvenir today. I was prepared to pay good money, as long as toilet paper was supplied as a free bonus gift. Also hoping for an autograph, but I understand it's hard to sign a turd with an autopen.

Why is it that every time I install an update on my laptop or phone everything gets harder to do? Things that used to take one keystroke now take two or three, and I see nothing that actually helps. Just a bunch of tech-nerds playing with their gear to make my life more confusing. Which isn't nice.

Venezuela is a pretty small country compared to some others. I can't imagine running it will be very difficult.

The Times is promoting a recipe for crispy tofu nuggets. This is the last straw.

I need an app on my phone called Find My Drink.

I just want to say that I am prepared to pardon anyone who gives me between 1 and 6 million dollars. You know where to find me and the bank is always open. Like, if you fart and say "pardon me" and give me between one and six million dollars, I'll say "don't mention it, you're pardoned." Anyone?

Watched Reap the Wild Wind last night because I wanted to see a young Robert Preston and the diving sequence at the end. My god -Cecil B. DeMille was really a terrible director. But the cardboard giant squid that seems to be half-octopus was fun.

Every Christmas eve, while folks are struggling with The Grinch and A Christmas Carol, I read Damon Runyon's "Dancing Dan's Christmas" aloud and everyone seems to like it a lot and find it refreshing. Try it!

I gather that Queen of Versailles closed early because of National Security concerns.

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Just watched Howard Hawks's The Criminal Code - his second talkie - on Criterion. It's astonishing, and I was completely unaware of it. For starters it's just a terrific prison movie, but the use of montage and sound is enough to make me sound like a pretentious cineaste. Never mind. It's terrific.

Holiday shopping reaches a fever pitch. Surely you have to bring gifts to some readers who would love an ("ahem") great environmental thriller that you can't put down. At your local bookstore or, if you must, Amazon. The Glass Eel. Remember those three words.

Today marks the anniversary of the Broadway opening of Jules Feiffer's Grown Ups, among the most devastating comedies (if you can call it that) ever written. Audiences didn't flock to it, but it's one of the great plays of the early 80s. And I''m sure we'll never see it again.

I get drunk sometimes and think about blowing up boats indiscriminately, but then I just watch a couple of episodes of The Honeymooners and I feel better and go to bed. No one gets hurt. I recommend it as a national policy.

Tom Stoppard and Steve Cropper in the same week? I guess history has come to an end.

Tom Stoppard made me feel like a grownup for the first time, first with R&G are Dead and then Jumpers. In later years, some of his pieces have also made me feel like an idiot. But there will never be another theatrical voice remotely like his. Can we revive all the plays in chronological order?

Tomorrow is Small Business Day, the perfect day to head to your local bookstore for a copy of The Glass Eel. If you like a thriller with a brain...they also make great gifts as we approach gift-giving season.

I already love musicals so paid scant attention to the Times piece about five minutes that will make you love musicals. But when I finally looked at the list I saw that there were at least a half dozen songs that would make me hate musicals.

Has anyone noticed that the last shots of The Long Goodbye are completely stolen form the last shots of Nights of Cabiria? I have no complaints with either movie, I'm just saying...

The 2nd Amendment should now be expanded to say that the right to bear arms INCLUDING SANDWICHES shall not be infringed. Then the Supreme Court can hear arguments about what kinds of sandwiches are permitted. Life would be more interesting.

The rumor is that Steve Cohen is selling the flushable gold toilet, which he apparently owns. I hope he gets one first-rate pitcher in return. Only seems fair.

The Times has a headline asking which book should win the Booker Prize. Isn't the obvious answer The Glass Eel by J. J. Viertel? Available now. Buy and read (or listen to it) before it walks away with the Booker Prize, which it's sure to win on a write-in vote.

Is there a more entertaining score from a flop than 70, Girls, 70? Despite Encores! inability to figure out how to do it, I have not backed off this question. All responses will be taken more or less seriously.

A flattering but odd quote, given that people get poisoned and burned up in cars, but not inaccurate in its way. And it's a rave review.

I was so distressed (in a good way) by Blue Moon that I listened to the Boys From Syracuse cast album. A relief. Yes Hart is sometimes sloppy, but funny, romantic, sad, clever deep, sexy and his mind moves like lightning. May we all be grateful, delighted, and heartbroken for his life and work.

Big day for me and the other J -- my son Josh. The Glass Eel audiobook is launched. Download it wherever you do that sort of thing. You won't be sorry. Even the NY Times thinks so.

"This is another hard lesson of [King Lear]: the lengths to which we will go to avoid confronting evil as such, seeking explanations for it and fashioning it in forms less dire, all the while ensuring that its harms increase" -- Catherine Nicholson, "The Cares of State," NYRB, 9 October 2025

All this "Graham Platner is a Nazi" bullshit isn't even unusual bullshit. It's just the regular kind of bullshit. At least give me some unusual bullshit if you want to have an argument. I'm a year younger than Janet Mills, I love her, and I think she's done enough. Why is she doing this?

i think Maine should just elect a lobster to senate. surely a little lobster in a suit could beat Susan Collins, no? and inappropriately pinching people definitely isn’t a barrier to getting elected

INTERVIEWER: You were born January 30, 1972 in Shreveport, Louisiana, correct? JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that, it's the first I'm hearing of it

The Times likes our book a lot! Why wouldn't they. read it here (behind a pay wall, alas.) And then buy a book. You'll like it too. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/b...

I have two comic heroes, one stoic, one manic. One of them has a birthday today.

Time to reread Devin Gordon's excellent biography of my favorite team So Many Ways to Lose after today's final indignity for the New York Mets. I guess we wait till next year.

Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.

Thank you, ME state gov't! "... a prescription for all Maine people, allowing them to receive the COVID-19 vaccine ... no longer need to obtain a prescription through their health care provider to receive the vaccine." www.maine.gov/governor/mil... #JanetMills #MEpolitics #PineTreeState

The Wordlebot insulted me personally today, though not by name. I was smarter than it was (which is not usually the case.) I didn't know bots could suffer from narcissistic egomania but apparently they can.