Sorry but what in the weebl is this image about? 🦡🦡🦡🍄🐍 @mrweebl.bsky.social

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

DO YOU EAT H S A T R A I R B M O I X IF NOT * * * * * YOU SHOULD THEY ARE **** DELICIOUS ****

Just so unbefitting of a FIFA peace prize recipient.

Happy Easter.

Just want these back.

Soylent Green

Where is Lenny (Rush not Henry)? Pretty weak comic relief this year so far and that influencer “band” are terrible. Tried watching the YouTube preshow with them and it was just dire. Presenters on that were bad too but at least Davina, Joel and Nan are holding up the main studio segments.

The fabulous Feraline creating fun at home - from an impromptu shoot - playing with ideas in 2023 #sassy #lingerie #sexyboots #lace #sensual #erotic 📷©️markbrookes

Roses are red. Ships can’t pass easy. Today’s price at the pump. Went up 3p

When that 25th hour drops

This reads like one of those spoof headline generators... except it’s true! Urgh stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

A chance to win a bunch of Makita stuffs ! wn.nr/FbcCTDU

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

Look at this guy! Half fish, half axolotl, half puppy. 150% CREATURE.

We interrupt tributes to Jesse Jackson to bring you your daily dose of racism. Thanks, Beeb. Respectfully handled.

This is my age verification. #RuneScape

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs xkcd.com/3204/

I can live with reduced bin collections, dropping from fortnightly to three-weekly or having to separate recyclables into a dozen different kerbside boxes. But I cannot think of anything worse or counter initiative than having to book to go to the tip www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Final Update: A pair of tickets were sold at the last minute. At least it wasn’t entirely empty. #Melania #MelaniaPremiere

Update: with just 5 hours to go the lone ticket purchaser has now cancelled their seat for tonight’s evening premiere screening at my local Odeon.

@tallstorygames.bsky.social how’s cat in space coming along? Can’t believe it’s almost been a year since my daughter played your demo at Bristol Video Games Expo. She still plays it regularly and sings along.

Plot twist: turns out 2 of those seats are reserved in Screen 7 for every screening of any film at that cinema for as far as I can look forward implying that there might be an issue with them rather than genuine tickets sold. So actually it could just be 1 ticket sold for the Melania premiere!

Update: A third ticket has been sold today for the premiere screening of Melania at my local Odeon. For some reason, they have opted to sit next to someone who was previously sat alone.

Update: there are still only two tickets sold.

There are two seats sold for the #Melania evening screening at my local Odeon... And they aren’t even sat together.

I look forward to joining millions in crushing those dreams.

What if Trump only wants Greenland because someone told him they had a Nuuk less than 2000 miles from the coast of the United States? ☢️

2 for 1… that’s the art of the deal.

This Chagos deal right… IMO it seems like a silly idea to give up the rights but whatever. Conservatives proposed it. Labour carried it on. Trump initially backed Starmer. But now he says it’s a stupid idea & the same conservatives who started the process now also “agree” with him. I can’t follow 😩

Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room

I’m too concerned about identity theft to give my photo ID to any adult websites, so the internet safety act has forced me to result to some unlikely sources of erotic fiction… 🦊 🐓

The murdering will continue until morale improves.

2025 Sainsburys round up is in…

I need to become less online because you shouldn’t find out about an illegal invasion because someone posted that it wasn’t very FIFA Global Peace Prizey of Trump to do that.

Finished building my lego santa

The bollard hasn’t moved a single inch. Total domination. #WorldBollardAssociation

Great to see the random headline news generator back in action

Last minute panic buying for the wife…

"In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"

No snap 2025 election then.

Can you believe it’s been a year since I went to New York.