It was kind of a bummer that Sex and the City made Steve smart in his first appearance and then downgraded him to a total dumbass when they wanted Miranda to break up with him, like one episode after she said she was incredibly happy

Fuck your zodiac sign, what song by @themountaingoats.bsky.social saw you through the most shit (For me it was "Autoclave")

my mountain goats are probably Hood, Kilimanjaro, Hauyna, and Fuji

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

@themountaingoats.bsky.social You guys were so great tonight!!! Thank you for an amazing show.

UGH THE MOUNTAIN GOATS ARE SO GOOD EVERY TIME

There's like five trans rights tee shirts in this venue. The Mountain Goats attract the correct audience.

Jesus. You think it can’t get any worse, then you read these stories. US citizens and legal residents illegally arrested and held for days. **Native Americans** getting detained and held for days because ICE agents are too stupid/racist to know about tribal IDs.

Hey here's the thing: if you believe that people have to like your favorite pop star in order to be able to identify themselves as feminists, it means you don't actually know shit about shit.

Imagine the life of the beefiest agent right now Every day he's getting like a dozen requests and commands to be in a dozen different photo ops. His life is just travel, be in picture, drink until sleep in hotel room. His wife has been fucking all his friends and has never been happier

lol how many lawyers did he hear from

The thing a lot of Trump voters seem not to understand is that there might be no consequences for the things that he says, but that doesn't mean that there are no consequences for *you* if you say the same shit.

I’m supposed to believe both that trained and paid journalists couldn’t see through Project 2025 spin but also they’re the people best positioned to tell me what’s happening and how I should feel. Why? They failed at their jobs by their own admission.

My mom sent me this today, guess who is STILL PERFECT

bluesky devs wanting to make twitter-reddit linkedin but getting mad about getting e621 and deviantart instead will never stop being funny to me shoutout unmarketable queers and kink artists keep doing good work

In the spring, Trump cut $500 million from aid to food banks. But they had already ordered 94 million pounds of food from the program — all abruptly canceled. People at food banks noticed. The cuts meant less meat and lighter pickups. We visualized it: projects.propublica.org/trump-food-c...

we're going to have to plant a lot of trees

Last year, CNN ran a “fact check” of Kamala HQ that claimed we were lying for saying Trump’s plan is Project 2025. Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan. Legacy media failed the country.

Lots of Jewish Americans are on the right side of this and openly condemn Israel's actions, in my experience, and Antisemitism further galvanizes the falsely held belief many people have that Jewish people are only able to be safe if Israel is allowed to act with complete impunity.

The only method by which I can guarantee you can beat capitalism is by learning how to fix your clothes with sewing supplies when they fall apart

Been saying [some version of] this at least since Michael articulated it so well on You're Wrong About... Excluding bigots from cultural and political influence because of their behavior is fundamentally different than bigots excluding people because of their identities and physical attributes...

Like you’re going to let TED CRUZ scare you? www.cnn.com/2016/02/26/p...

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

Every single day we see the kind of people Democrats refuse to stand up to and it's soul crushingly embarrassing

Here's my big tip for dudes who are not sure how to approach a woman you don't know well but find attractive in public: give her *your* number, don't ask for hers. It puts the ball *entirely* in her court.

Fall is the cutest I am all year. Cute boots, scarves, coats, sweaters.

"OH so you're trying to claim that-" Listen. King Arthur has recipes for both pancakes and waffles made with sourdough starter. www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/clas...

In case you were wondering, U.S. Postal Service remains open during the federal government shutdown because it generally receives no tax dollars to keep running. USPS relies instead on stamp sales and and other service fees

The case YouTube settled with Trump, with a payment of more than $24 million, had already been closed for two years.

A lot of men who fetishize physical health and working out are very obviously dealing with under treated mental illnesses

Had to email my company and explain that when they said "we want to start crossmarketing with Traditional Wife content creators!" what they were looking at is porn. It was never brought up again.

I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.

Do you think Tony Stark and Peter Parker ever get wasted and sit around talking about random science shit

Every other week Tiktok cancels an influencer because they found out the influencer was MAGA. It's always someone I've never heard of and would have immediately clocked as MAGA within 30 seconds of looking at their content.

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

one of the moments where I realized how cooked we are as a society was when people started saying that not voting for a politician means you "failed" or "betrayed" them. what a fucked up way to look at politics

every British dish is meat + potatoes + a carb, contains 3500 calories and was invented by a gentleman farmer every French dish is a weed you can find in a ditch, an inedible bit of meat thrown away by an aristocrat, and a sauce, it was invented in the middle of a famine and tastes incredible.

it turns out if you start to choose to do the right thing for your life and you health, no one who actually cares about you will think negatively about you for making those tough choices

Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.

It's really funny that the Democratic party as a whole refuses to learn anything from Zohran because *every* single political candidate in New Jersey is doing their best to sound just like him, no matter how utterly regressive their platform.

Pete Hegseth is planning a military coup in the right way by Ezra Klein

I should, 100%, not be allowed to handle Mary Worth.

confused who thought consumers would buy an arc'teryx jacket after seeing a colorful explosion on a mountain. what type of brand identity or aspirational lifestyle are you trying to convey?

Bacon egg and cheese on a croissant ftw

Other magic trick foods: basically any Indian recipe. You have like: one onion, one potato, a cup of rice, some oil, and some spices? Bam, somehow you now have a pot full of a week's worth of food. You have to *try* to not end up with an absurd amount of food.

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

Important goodwill find

Hasan Piker's giant dog is so cute