Get this man back to Albania stat

Every day, as a Jew, I am going to call the ADL's tip line to report Mamdani anti-Semitism with at least three seismically moronic insights. I will begin with an accusation that the new mayor prefers strawberry and blueberry bagels to savory, and sometimes schmears butter. Fuck Jonathan Greenblatt.

Zohran Sidetalk dropped. youtube.com/shorts/rw3V8...

LINA F KHAN LET'S GOOOOOOO

Painting LaGuardia as a fiscal conservative by citing his initial struggles upon taking over New York at the height of the Depression requires you to also paint the New Deal as fiscally conservative, eh? The New Deal was democratic socialism in full and LaGuardia embraced it. You're a pretzel here.

Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June. It’s louder & clearer tonight.

nah nah nah hey hey good bye

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Never thought I would get to retire these a second time. Lets home he stays down.

now make action bronson the deputy mayor

Live shot of Andrew, Melissa, and Rich fleeing to the Hamptons.

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First call I've seen. Well done Mikie Sherrill, next governor of New Jersey.

I'm sure we'll remember tonight for Zohran capping off a wonderful campaign with a win. But I will always remember that Andrew Cuomo's closing message to voters was, "I'm not driving OJ Simpson's Bronco". www.instagram.com/reel/DQnXxAc...

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How is this a real person. www.jalopnik.com/2016921/andr...

I cannot

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

Cuomo and Rich Azzopardi are going to hit the FDR in his white Bronco when polls close so they can find the real killers of his campaign.

bumpin' that youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY?...

Happy Election Day!! Today, New Jerseyans everywhere are stepping up to vote for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social and Democrats up and down the ballot who will secure a brighter, more affordable future for our families. (1/2)

Free Danny Wolf.

I recognize what I'm saying, but there's got to be a Buffalo Wild Wings executive just absolutely livid that Lil Dicky is also in a Buzz Balls commercial that comes on right after theirs.

The Peacock NBA broadcast is pretty good.

Ah the Nets are on Peacock, makes sense.

shout out to my local councilmember Erik Bottcher for being a true pro-housing believer and supporting ballot measures 2-5 even as so many other councilmembers are going full NIMBY

Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.

new york city

The Halloween candy in my pantry to me.

we know the big ones like killing people in nursing homes but let's not forget to recognize some of the smaller accomplishments of andrew cuomo www.timesunion.com/news/article...

People are out here sleeping on Barry O like this, don't ever sleep on Barry O.

If you live in NJ, crawl through broken glass if you have to in order to vote for Mikie Sherrill. (You won't have to, but still...just go vote. We cannot have a Republican governor during the Trump administration.)

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

Live at the Garden with @thekidmero.bsky.social #NewYorkForever

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Zohran Mamdani campaigned a lot and appears not to hate the voters whose support he's seeking. Here's what other Democrats can learn from his unorthodox strategy.

Now that I'm a washed dad, instead of Strava segments I'm just trying to pace kids on ebikes.

Happy Jets Bye Week to those who observe.

Hadn’t realized how bad things got in Chicago. Awful stuff. Believe very strongly that this sort of behavior should mean an automatic forfeit after a single warning.

1-2-3 Cancun!

This right here, this exact sentence, is THE problem in American political journalism. The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

Call it Nancy's Law, who says no?

And Buscemi, natch

My friend ran into Zohran while trick-or-treating in Park Slope!