When he’s not in a cuddling mood he just places his paw on me

Something slutty; For the attention

I’ve been jacking off after work so often that I’ve conditioned myself to get hard once I come home

Happy pride, from me and your seat

Yes to klink at pride 🙂‍↕️🏳️‍🌈

Showing up to work with 5 beverages

Got off work now time to get off

why does it feel kind of romantic to edge yourself

As much as I find it cute and charming that I haven’t had any issues with insomnia while staying with my partners, it does blow tonight when I am alone and have to wake up in less than 4 hours and my body won’t stay comfortable at all Nothing helps and I’m losing it

It is a truth universally acknowledged that if I disappear from the hang for a few minutes, I AM taking lewds of myself

this movie is queer culture, just so we are clear

Controversial opinion I wish Nintendo had a real handheld. Switch portable mode feels awful

Not to get emotional on main but I’m genuinely touched by my sister, her daughters, and her husband: 1) openly supporting my relationship 2) having pictures of my boyfriend and I around their house and 3) knowing we’re long distance and getting me an airline gift card so we can see each other 🥹🥹

I hope whomever came up with the idea to put grid lines on the back of wrapping paper gets their pussy ate cause damn that shit is nice

This onesie is hella soft, if you wanna feel it

Need to cum inside my husband and then 2 other people tbh.

Working in pharmacy, you see some stupid things. Today’s stupid thing that I’m obsessed with is that Fleet (yes that Fleet) has a mascot and their name is the Eneman

I love seeing my friends nakey on the internet

hey siri, how do I message someone first?

why did the chicken who doesn’t do anal cross the road? to get to the other side

I either wanna eat more pizza (it was sausage and garlic) and snuggle or be balls deep in someone’s son right now

Every so often I’ll see a woman in one of my mutuals posts/reposts and go “oh yeah I forgot they’re bi. Cool” Then look at the post for a little longer and go “oh yeah, I forgot *I’m* bi. Cool.”

I did the white line with who I picked first and the purple line with my current fav

🥰🤓

Okay where should my next tattoo be?

Wait, Take Me Away specifically, I forgot Ultimate was in that movie too

Von Dutch remix with Lyndsay Lohan’s song from Freaky Friday. That’s it. Thats the Skeet

Been a minute, but I’m still alive and went to the beach. It was pretty neat 🥰💜

Jacking off, anyone wanna be a lil objectified?

How's the View from Down there? 🐶

just found out about homophobia :// hope they get well soon

👇🎯💯

I’ve been a little too naked here lately so here’s a selfie I took last night at game night with the bros

I’ve recently achieved the fourth level of poly awareness. Seriously though I rolled a nat 20 on love, I’m one lucky fucker 💖

Strapped up and ready to go ❤️ #gay #guys #men #butt #jockstraps

me flirting (I’m both characters)

If we ever have sex, it’s okay to tell me if you develop a UTI or an STI and to postpone further play until you’ve (possibly we’ve) been treated and recovered. It’s part of being responsible hoes. It’s why we get tested every three months. I won’t get mad or panic. We can still fuck again later.

New PA jewelry means it’s time to tell my roommate I’m napping and then edge the fuck outta my dick until I’m slick with pre 😈

It's pics like these that keep me trying to suck my own cock 🤤

ACAB includes HOAs

Mesh Fit - Felt cute 😊 I like these pics of me 📸

What's that over there? Piece of candy?