We know where this led last time: a national uprising combined with the largest number of American deaths in at least a century.

Sinclair Broadcasting wants to tell you what you are allowed to watch. Like the very Fascists that they are, you aren't allowed watch Jimmy Kimmel because Fascists do not like talk back.

Hangman Page 🤝 Kyle Fletcher 🤝 Lee Moriarty Calling it the AEW Men's World Championship ❤️ Thank you guys, for continuing to put the women's division on an equal playing field to the men's. And honestly? Rightfully so. AEW is where the best wrestle, ALL across the board.

Most MAGAts have Identity fusion to Donvict. That means their umbilical cords are attached to him. They don't think for themselves, lack critical thinking skills, and their self-identity is gone. He spews the same vitriol they do, they feel "seen" by him, and they thrive on hate.

Oh what a relief

im having a harder time with politics than i ever have in my life, including the iraq war and the recession. we're in a full blown fascism explosion and the so-called opposition party has never been weaker. everything we've stood for as americans is being eroded, with a whimper.

For someone who must have said a thousand times over two days that he "couldn't comment on open investigations," his quick release of evidence information is particularly weird. It's almost like he intentionally wants to implicate the left, ASAP. Does he prefer blue pens?

They are actively searching for and conspiring to create more Reichstag-type provocations. Charlie Kirk's martyrdom requires more company.

Yall taking health advice from the people who told you to drink bleach to get rid of COVID? Tylenol I’m so sorry…

Sinclair Broadcasting is openly and proudly fascist.

What reading the news feels like every damn day now:

Remember, it’s only autism if it comes from the Tylenol region of France. Otherwise it’s sparkling ADHD.

Caroline Levitt must have been dropped on her head numerous times as a baby. Or she suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome. There is something terribly wrong with the way her brain functions.

One of the most interesting things about Jimmy Kimmel, and what I loved most about his conversation with Bill Burr a few months back, was that they’re both middle-aged white comedians who heard how culture has evolved, took notes, grew up, didn’t get defensive, and became *even more* successful.

Kenvue's legal team must be trembling in anticipation.

@heatherthomasaf.bsky.social Are you okay? Haven't seen you in a minute.

Would you get a load of these things

Have the assholes been raptured yet?

trying to impress the biology teacher I had a crush on by telling him I had to excrete

Missing this guy today

What the fuck is this shit?

I can’t believe that either the Chiefs or Ravens are going to be 1-3 after next week. The class of the AFC before the year….

Since Republicans are perfectly fine with random anecdotes leading science and public health, nearly 100% of people with autism had at least one parent or grandparent who had eaten a piece of carrot. Science is easy!!! *Srcsm

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Proof positive

How I flirt...🖤

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

I own a 2005 Prius with 215,xxx miles on it and they want to charge me $133 a month for liability in fucking mid Missouri. 1600/year for a car that cost $3000.

Charlie Kirk was as dumb as is Grover Norquist, another incel with childish fever dreams.

Apologies to my brain, but all the other organs have vetoed that diet plan in exchange for a turkey and cheddar on an everything bagel.

Who thinks the entire GOP is corrupt as fuck?

The strange duality of man

Let's resolve to have Trump in jail by July 4th, 2026.

Props to Bad Bunny for looking out for his fans, and fuck ICE for stating Señor Bunny must be misinformed because ICE doesn't raid concert venues.

He’s a fanatic, and fanatics are extremely dangerous.

Charlie Kirk was a divisive, lying piece of shit. In memoriam

Charlie Kirk's death was not tragic. Period.

this exists it is called thinking

A walk down memory lane will remind you that Patel worked for Devan Nunes … his job was to prepare and to make Devan Nunes look good… 😂😂😂

DEATH peered at the screen "capote, always small text, no one writes in capitals for my old eyes" DEATH sighed. "Actually that orange idiot does, but I can't bear to read that gibberish" "I enjoyed Pratchett's stories, nice to be appreciated" DEATH shook the hourglass. "Be seeing you" Laughter!

Oh, this is superb! I thought at first that it was a passage from Pratchett that I'd unaccountably missed.

@ezrakleinbot.bsky.social I look forward to your piece defending ABC silencing Jimmy Kimmel.