Transfem Roosevelt leaks softly from her big stick. Is this anything?

Mastodon, Try It ;)

Estrogen, Try it No way in hell am I posting a picture here that includes my face, but I made a graph.

Small brain: Porn is a totally distinct form of entertainment. Separate from movies and tv. Big brain: Porn is just another film genre. Like horror movies or comedies. Galaxy brain: Mainstream movies are a subcategory of porn. A lesser form of porn. Neutered by a series of structural barriers.

I haven't yet played Deltarune but I love how obvious it is that the covered-up words of the original tweet were clearly "Gooseworx," "she," and "animation" lmao

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

(Frowning at sex scene in movie) Clearly this producer has a fetish for sex.

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

Your friends think fondly of you when you aren't around. You can't stop it.

seeing peoples reactions to both the tadc finale and deltarune chapter 5 in quick succession has left me convinced more than ever that people need to kill the lore theorist part of their brain and actually engage with things for what they are and not whatever they theorized it would be

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image.

People who do not read but insist on trying to be book people are going to make me turn this continent into a class ocean.

I have ADHD and it's really hard to stop reading and look up a word. Luckily there's a definition right there in the book! On the entire rest of the page! Ample context clues, yours for the taking! Unhindered by your executive dysfunction! If anything it helps the process! 🤬

Ifgasm orgasm thengasm elsegasm endgasm

Aww the co-creator of FTL came out as trans and issued an update for the first time in years just to change her name in it 😭 love that game.

I don't think anyone's ever seriously argued that Over the Garden Wall needs a "second season," but I think if they did there'd be a decent amount of pushback against the idea because of how distasteful it would feel, and so I think comparing Digital Circus to OtGW in this respect is appropriate.

Are you a "litany against gender" while injecting trans, or a "in brightest day, in darkest night" while injecting kinda trans?

I curate my feed here ruthlessly to keep Stupid Website Drama out of my face. Which is why I open fedi and get to see someone bitching about whoever popehat is, because apparently the universe has to be kept in fucking balance.

enemy character sheet name: SymTrkl epithet: Pansexual Opticon stats: WHIMSICAL: swimming through the meat dimension OMINOUS: this frangible cosmology FUCKABLE: non-euclidean topography installed: ten thousand corroded gears forty miles of copper wire various pinball machine components

To be that old survivor queer: if the spoiled gentry scum miss the closet so much they are welcome to go there and wither. Leave the rest of us unafflicted by their cowardice. We will not miss them and their constant fawning over the feelings of those who want us dead.

telling the "estrogen would've saved her" girls that taking hrt is the easy part. finally figuring out how to live is the hard part

"Oh SHIT is that a mechanical cal- oh no it's a map of where to find this person at a convention artist's alley." In case you needed to know what my broken heart looks like.

Death of the author? No, no, it's little-death of the author, every time I get a comment on my work I cum

I did not say anything about how saving a puppy is a morally neutral act at best, is this how centrism works? /hj

wait hold up we're only supposed to do that for ONE day? is it possible to get extra credit on this one? asking for a friend

Creation is a human act. It doesn't need to be a grand act, it just needs to come from somebody. The drive to take a candlelight flame inside you & put it on the outside for others to see. Skipping the flame for industrial floodlights misses the point & misunderstands the warmth only fire gives off.

I am unironically considering turning the concept of "death of the audience" into a short story.

Help I searched the wrong thing and got flashbanged with hellaverse fan drama. Not the good type of flash nor bang either.

Okay here's my father's day gift to all the dads who actually deserve one: When you wear your "you'll have to go through me" shirt, this is the energy you bring to the party and it is a balm to our battered souls. /gen

Cuz I've seen how the community utterly rejects anyone who doesn't have a happy clean little transition story quite personally. And well, maybe if people could remotely handle unhappy endings, that shit wouldn't happen to other vulnerable people.

I was trying to be silly but let's be real, that thumbs-up is actually my vibe.

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif

"death of the audience" is genuinely unironically good advice for anyone who wants to make anything

Body dysmorphia (no finely-machined metal joints)

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

To the people who glance at my work and don't realise I draw monster-erotica.

Oh yeah, I did hear that Kadji Amin and a couple of his sycophants were saying some shit, but I was too busy being a broke unemployed trans lesbian to pay any attention. Why? What did he say?

t-shirt that just reads “SORRY IM TOO BUSY HAVING LESBIAN SEX TO READ KADJI AMIN”

Happy Juneteenth 💜💜💜 May we see the destruction of all white supremacists in our lifetimes

It's 2026, only queer people should be working on X-Men and John Byrne should be flushed down a toilet

using AI at any stage of game development is loser shit but the excuse of "oh we only used it during the concept art stage" is always insane to me. concept art is literally the fun part. you asked the robot to do the fun part for you. do you also need the robot to eat dessert for you

Had to make some queer versions for pride

I have the DVD of this shit yeah, pretty much. Its like Seth McFarland's Knights of Guinnivere.

Don't shame Melania for being a full-service sex worker, shame her for the rookie mistake of marrying a trick that wasn't already in his 90's, a deeply cringe move in the industry.

Earlier today I described Logan's little wolvie as "her third bone claw" and suggested that, as Marvel would def go full bioessentialist if asked to word-of-god the topic of Transfem Wolverine, a mission should be assembled to drop an estradiol bomb in the meat dimension.