yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir

“appearing to close his eyes.” The motherfucker’s eyes were closed. You can just say it.

The president seems to have been briefed on how the tariffs oral argument at SCOTUS went:

Inflation's getting crazy. I just hope deporting millions of workers while taxing all imports will get the prices back down soon!

What the hell are we doing?

Everyone is hope scrolling now

The election analyst has entered the chat.

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.

I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

This guy got cancer, told his doctors he wanted to ignore their treatment that could have given him years, took Ivermectin, eventually went onto the treatment and now here we are. Fitting for RFK to appear, like the hand of Mephistopheles on Faust's shoulder going down that first brimstone stair.

IF the media WERE serious, they'd talk about how cuts to USAID have boosted the terrorists he wants to take out.

Yes, the past as in the New Deal era that created the middle class. Self-defeating because the 5 guys that have all the money now will never allow themselves to be taxed to pay for ridiculous things like public services.

The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own. Pathetic.

Everyone needs to chill with the inciting incidents for a while please

Okay – so he rizzed up a muscle mommy goth baddie at the gym, put a ring on it, is currently hittin, and you still mad

I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.

"Until nine years ago it never dawned on me that my children might come of age in a country where the president talks about vermin poisoning the blood of the nation."

Lmao 'test of ceasefire' is funny. They broke the ceasefire. AP has gone from sanewashing and passive voice to outright not understanding the definition of words in the dictionary.

#nokings Portland frog brigade

We are going to fucking win

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

Among the many amazing/disgraceful things about America 2025 is how completely Republicans in Congress have neutered themselves.

ICE: Guns out! Portland: BUNS OUT!

Donald Trump is breaching the Constitution and breaking the law. A show of force so he can militarize our cities because of the 2026 elections. We need to stand up together and speak up.

Jesus Christ, she gave us what? What is this headline?

"Dear Sweet Blessed Little Baby Jesus, please watch over our armed thugs as they turn away the stranger, persecute the foreigner and harm the least of our brothers and sisters."

Jesus Christ, yellow journalism is going to both sides us into an early grave.

Manufacturing a domestic terrorism panic in order to deploy the U.S. military against American political dissidents. This is where we are. Surreal.

Everything these people do—not just one or two things every once in a while, but virtually *everything* they do—is maximally morally scandalous. What an insane regime.

I just think we should not be sending American boys 2 or 3 thousand miles away from home to do what Portland boys ought to be doing for themselves.

It's a good thing Disney still caves to social pressure, because if I had to cancel my upcoming park trip, a half-dozen streaming services, a marvel comics subscription and a line of credit cards to hang solidarity over a single boomer comedian, it was going to be my own 9/11. #WelcomeBackJimmy.

This is quickly mushrooming into a real international incident www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

If this turns out to be true there's something deeply intriguing about the state laying off all its best watchdogs for DEI, Being Democrats, and DOGE cuts right when it needs them to catch its own killers.

If you're a person of faith, it's a serious test of that faith to pray for someone you detest. That's a good reason to try and do it.

Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton????? A:

The point of journalism is to tell people the truth! If the population and political leaders are panicking about something that isn't happening, your job as a reporter is to loudly debunk it — not plead with the other party to join the panic.

Anyway I know there will always be people who think any journalist’s work is insufficient and ok fine but Jesus let me tell you I am trying my damn hardest. As are a lot of us. All? No. But a lot.

Pete Hegseth shares a clip saying women shouldn’t have the right to vote, the 19th Amendment should be “repealed,” and women should “submit” to their husbands: “All of Christ for All of Life”

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

a video of me vs 20 toddlers arguing about when is it bedtime

What do you call a labor class you utterly depend on but refuse to pay again?

needs to build some ballroom

Velshi: The latest fox poll shows 80% of registered voters have been following the Epstein case. Of the people who've been following the case, only 13% believe the Trump administration has been open and transparent. The Epstein scandal will not be going away anytime soon

“More racist than a 19th-century political illustrator” is a high bar, but the US govt has put its mind to it and by golly they’ve done it, this is the MAGA moonshot

I feel like at some point you can't even blame the conspiracy theorists for having broken brains. god is gaslighting them