Everyone who reads Swanboy wants to be Swanboy, identifies with Rona, and fears they are actually Noel

I played kitchen table MTG with my family in the 90's. The thing that brought me back and re-taught me how to play by the actual rules was MTG Arena. Please support @uwotc-official.bsky.social

On May 5th is Red Dress Day. We remember the murdered and missing Indigenous women. This red dress was posted at the gate of the former Qu'Appelle Residential School near Regina.

Canada's Department of National Defence is claiming it has *zero* records regarding NATO's 5% GDP military spending target.

Kennedy's goal here is consistent with all of his other policies aimed at undermining proven health interventions: he believes the people who benefit from them are defective and he wants them culled from the population. It's comic book villain logic, specifically Viltrumite logic.

The man who overmedicates with steroids and cocaine would like you to know that your anti-depressants and other necessary prescriptions are in his cross-hairs.

I want to point out how deeply this impacts Indigenous Peoples, as we are disproportionately represented within prisons. Book programs brought Indigenous voices to our incarcerated relatives. They are cutting us off from one another and it is on purpose.

WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWA

La La Land

mark carney is kinda the perfect liberal politician name. hi im Prime Minister Sucker Conman

Donato Giancola shows this in part of the post Cal screengrabbed here, but it looks like the ring on Frazier's One Ring was pulled from Marta Nael's borderless scene card variant, flipped+edited, and slapped onto (what I assume is) a Frazier background. An uncanny resemblance. What the actual fuck

So incredibly happy for RJ Barrett, who has forever taken more crap than he deserves because Knicks fans were pissy they didn't get Zion or Ja. Barrett has always been the better player, and I'm glad he got that moment.

These two kids from Sauga and Brampton just helped the Raptors win an elimination Game 6 to force Game 7

RJ Barrett with his Kawhi Leonard moment. What a shot!!!!

RAPS IN 7 YOU FUCKOS

the athleticism and physicality of scottie and cmb got me giddy

Scottie 2 Hottie

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So, how is it that the investigation into alleged voters list misuse just twisted in the wind for weeks? Elections Alberta says the UCP's Bill 54 basically tied their hands, raising the bar on what they can investigate.

Mental health is part of your health. It should be part of our publicly-funded healthcare system. What do we think is worth spending money on in this country? Why does this government have billions available for major projects and for bullets and bombs but not for projects that benefit all of us?

A letter from me in today's Winnipeg Free Press. As a teacher friend said: What are kids going to do, go outside and get hit by cars?

Remember how the US blew up a girl's school for no reason?

This is literally madness and we cannot let this happen. It will transform Canada in to a shelled out hellscape, in the service of a dead empire's whims.

Raptors forced the Cavs into 22 turnovers tonight, Cleveland’s most since James Harden made his team debut. 15 of those 22 turnovers happened in the 28 minutes that Collin Murray-Boyles was on court. CMB also had 22 points, the most by a rookie in Raptors playoff history.

RJ BARRETT: 33 PTS, 5 REB, 5 AST A NEW POSTSEASON CAREER-HIGH IN POINTS 🚨 Raptors win Game 3 at home 💯

Full blown nazi rhetoric openly being spewed by elected officials

RJ Barrett finished with 33 points tonight, the most points a Canadian has scored in Raptors playoff history.

I knew without even listening to this clip that he was talking to a female reporter

Our mod Scout made this and it fuckin rules

“To say that President Trump is corrupt is to somehow understate the size, scope and magnitude of his corruption. It is as if you were to describe a modern thermonuclear device as a ‘bomb.’ That is true enough, but it is not quite the truth. It does not capture the nature of the thing in full.”

Israel performed a literal quadruple tap attack in Lebanon to massacre three separate sets of medics. Truly pushing the bounds of human depravity. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Canada Post delivers to 17.6 million addresses every day (business and residential). At 260 work days per year, that is 4.57 billion deliveries each year. Over eight years, that is 36 billion mail deliveries in 8 years. Canada post delivered mail 36 billion times and it only cost $6.1 billion.

👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏 Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

Just a quick note that if you’re somehow still foolish enough to support Canadaland, you may wanna officially rethink it

Breanna Stewart says on her podcast she signed a 3-year standard max contract, where she'll get 17% of the cap each year She emphasized the importance to her & her teammates of "get[ting] as much as they can while also having a great team," & that this salary + structure was the best way to do that

Restaurant chain in Calgary makes social media posts openly mocking Murdered and Missing Indigenous women and tries to justify it saying they were trying to dehumanize LGBTQ+ people instead. This is the level of racism and bigotry that's common and tolerated in Canada

The owner of MSG and the Knicks compiled this kind of second-by-second surveillance of a trans woman while they were in the arena. They're doing this at all venues owned by James Dolan of perceived enemies. Crazy, crazy shit. www.wired.com/story/madiso...

It’s a telling indicator of media desensitization that the US government’s ongoing program of murder on the high seas—which according to the perpetrators has killed fourteen (14) people this week— is no longer a subject for much serious or sustained news coverage.

Call me crazy but I don't love the new reality of Canada essentially being run by the Conservative Lite™ Party with only the Conservative Normal™ Party to fecklessly scream at them for the next three years! It's not, I think, ideal!

milkshake threat level: high

Just bc folks are more public about those relationships now doesn’t mean it hasn’t always been happening. For every relationship we know about, there are dozens we don’t. So chill with the weird speculation & assume that everyone here is a professional capable of doing their job.

Kia Nurse is signing with the Tempo, according to a report from @chelsealeite.bsky.social Very cool! (Also awesome to see Chelsea breaking news. Must-follow for Tempo fans.)

Homelessness grows under the Wab Kinew government. Heartbreaking. « End Homelessness Winnipeg says the number of people living without stable housing reached 8,248 in March, an increase of 104 from February. » www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...

Here is Brianna being cool and smart. The WNBA player who if she ran for office, I'd vote for in a heartbeat. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

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Nikola Jokic likely done after one half in Game 82. These are his ABSURD season averages where he led the NBA in both rebounds and assists! 27.7, points, 12.8 rebounds, 10.7 assists on 56.9 FG% and 38 3FG% UNREAL.

Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

All right folks, phew! So much much to discuss and confirm. Okay: I can confirm both reports: @madkenney.bsky.social on Jonquel Jones returning to NYL on a multi-year and from the ESPN trio that Satou Sabally is signing with NY on a multi-year deal.

Literally.