Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

"AN EXILE" -- story by myself and @kyriakos.bsky.social --- opera, intrigue, clowns! All a man could ever want in a short comic story 1/5

Y'all know anything about library management software? I'm trying to set up a digital library from scratch.

ordered takeout

wrapping up a breaking bad rewatch and it just clicked that i dress exactly like walter white

Stefan Molyneux is doing numbers on the other site — I didn't even realize they'd let him back on. More over than it's ever been.

peanut butter and honey sandwich

Headshot photographer at work gave my blue eyes the Mystique treatment.

Imagined The Beatles never broke up but it turned into a Simpsons situation. Got chills.

We talk a lot about Fascist Nostalgia, but this sort of Liberal Nostalgia — the type that launders the previous generation of right wing leaders and perpetuates the Respectable Republican myth — is equally pernicious. Stop venerating Reagan and fixating on hypocrisy; the refs can't save you.

Low-key I do not know how to smile for photos. My "cheese" face looks ridiculous.

Two years ago, I photographed Paterson like it was a movie, apparently.

Screenprinting to keep this live after LC deactivates (assume he's ok with that, if not let me know)

The Prefab Sprout miniseries is underway! On episode 1, we start at the beginning: Rob Stammitti @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social discusses their early singles and their challenging debut “Swoon”, a post-punk spin on Bacharach and Broadway no one was expecting in 1984 www.patreon.com/posts/221-pr...

It is legitimately insane this place doesnt have group chats lmfao what is the mod team doing

If we're mutuals on the other site and I haven't followed you / followed back, lmk.

The Nazification of the other app has only accelerated over the past few weeks. Hopefully the devs here can pick up the pace and introduce the features (e.g., group chats) necessary to make this app a viable alternative.

It’s been 100 days since Elon Musk launched his new political party: The American Party, and what a ride it’s been! Its coalition is expanding, its clear policy aims are drawing support from left, right and center. And best of all? It’s real and it exists.

Boost me so I can find ppl on here pls

Now that all of Issue 1 is shipped, I’m logging off to finish Issue 2! It’s projected to be 2x the size of #1, so our goal is $600 to cover production. All who pitch in get original art from the book + an early digital copy! Venmo: @BucephalusMissouri Paypal: @cooterjones262

Sold out! To help fund a second printing, I’m putting together a standalone zine, A VISITOR’S GUIDE TO BUCEPHALUS published by the Chamber of Commerce in 2010 Cost for the second printing in total is $375 - everyone who gives will get the book, zine and a piece of orig art!

Anyone going to or making space for the “Natalism Conference” believes women should be forced to breed “for the good of society” period end of statement no ifs ands or buts.

Can people please report this account for impersonation

On the new episode, the great @stolendans.bsky.social returns for a show about A COMPLETE UNKNOWN: Timothée Chalamet as Bob Dylan from his arrival on the scene to his break with the folk music “establishment”. Here’s a preview, consider becoming a patron of the pod podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/j...

Merry Christmas :)

sorry i haven't posted much on here lately. been distracted by mad men.

it is december 2nd, which means my website launches in nine days and i am in crunch time and getting nervous/excited. here's a preview of the front page for the first issue (the logo has since changed) of ihavethatonvinyl.com

eating a chocolate chip clif bar. pretty good. 👍

let's see those leftover plates. 👇👇👇👇👇👇

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

oh, god yes. it's horrible and humiliating, and made me feel totally worthless. but they're just judging a tiny snippet. they don't know you. it's a terrible measure of what you have to offer and you just have to trust the random chance will come your way eventually.

what's everyone cooking

drinking coffee on the porch swing :)

feeling grateful 😃

I am once again, asking you to listen to my album. It is shockingly good. It sounds like Meat Puppets but with a lady singing.

football's on

if you cant make your own clout, starter-pack bought is fine too

Dennis's work is delightful btw. 👇

This could be a thread nearly six entries long, stand back everyone

post: nah this is me fr lmaoo alt text: dumbass loser looking pitiful

Rub a dub dub podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

RFK has zero plans on abolishing vaccines, your falling for mis-information. He just wants free choice, and liability put back on vaccine manufactures like there is for drugs and every other product.

If you're in line to follow me STAY IN LINE

[drunk uncle voice] where's my follow back?

checking in on facebook

is that good