have you guys heard about Gooning?

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2400 times a year. 44 times a week. 9 times a day. Every 48 minutes. A cat is pet here. This is the cat petting capital of the world.

To all of the friends on my phone:

12:34

“When I was 19, I kissed a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. A mouthful in high wind. Maybe eight, or even ten guys in the world could have planted that kiss. It's the only thing I was ever good at, kissing.”

12:34

…and for a record breaking 40th time in a row, “TENDERNESS” by General Public has been named Song of the Year! Congratulations, your trophy’s in the mail!

I’m not jolly old Saint Nick, and even if I was I certainly wouldn’t tell you.

It’s crazy that Reginald VelJohnson’s whole arc in Die Hard is that he’s a cop who learns how to kill again after shooting a kid.

John Hughes: This smartass kid gets left behind when his family fly to Europe for Christmas and two burglars try to break into his house so he creates all these boobytraps to nail em. Is that something you’d be willing to score? John Williams:

This is how they feed Hannibal Lecter

logging on to post about CEOs getting assassinated:

I wish all of the cats in the world a very good afternoon.

Still can’t unfollow people on here, I’ve even tried blocking and that doesn’t work either.

My daughter just got a discord message from Austin Powers saying "The walls are closing in on me baby!"

What’s the correct viewing order for the Despicable Me/Minions franchise?

Just one more coach bro, trust me this time, just one more coach and it’s all gonna click bro just TRUST ME

My 74 year old dad bought some weird off brand mp3 player and honestly this thing fucking rules lol

Me trying to sleep this dinner off while my parents are yelling about some bullshit.

Happy Thanksgiving from me and mine to you and yours!

“I know now why you cry. But it’s something I can never do.”

Incredible sweet potato branding at our local Pete’s Fresh Market.

Shouting “MOVING… MOVE!” at my wife as we move from aisle to aisle dodging people while shopping for Thanksgiving.

American Nightmare gf Cold Cave bf

bound by bloooooooooood www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSmn...

It’s over, I’m ruined.

Found this bread in my alley if anyone wants it.

I used Shazam to discover I Keep Forgettin (Every Time You're Near) by Michael McDonald at my local trendy coffee bar (large hot latte and a donut) www.shazam.com/track/102446...

pre-cum posits the existence of post-cum

It’s my favorite time of year: butcher has their holiday decorations up.

The Green Bay Packers

1-877-TAME-HER

back up to big boy numbers at the gym

My ears are hearing, Midley Scott?

This Thing of Ours (jacking off)

our beautiful adopted son likes to watch TV

fyi i look like the 5'10" version of this

you're allowed to cum on bluesky

mica levi's score for the zone of interest, which has yet to be officially released www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rdl...

Happy Max Headroom Day to all who celebrate

Matro's got you mate

Maybe I should pivot to being a real PFP guy, maybe that’s the start of a New Me.

"Follows are easy to get"

I don't have to report for Jury Duty tomorrow.

For a moment, I remembered what this was like

[Griffin Newman doing David Lynch voice] Ron Howard makes MOIST. MOVIES.

I actually like workwear, so...