ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: hehe yeah bro ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

good for them

She'd be a lot prettier if she smiled- *immediately begins choking on grape*

omg this is the one

every few months, regardless of what else is happening in the world, some news outlet or another puts out a breathless story about how ppl are having fewer children than in the past

the confidence with which an hgtv couple will call a random new build brick front house in an HOA "French Provincial"

anyone else weirdly cheered up by the louvre jewel heist? there is something so wholesome about a good ol' fashioned jewel heist from a museum. reading about it in the news has made me feel like a kid again. can't wait to see the inevitable docuseries about it in a couple of years

the difference between a wonderful audiobook performance by a gifted voice actor and this "digital voice" horseshit masquerading as legit audiobooks makes me steaming mad. good narration is important and deserves to be paid for!!!!!!

yeah my car is a pussy magnet (negatively polarized)

three separate AI recommendations in my spotify discover weekly playlist this week. They are all soul music based AI outfits which seems extra gross to me

it's official! the sub that did what many predicted it would do (implode near the ocean floor killing all passengers on board) was ill-conceived and not properly tested! www.bbc.com/news/article...

when you've gotta use one of the steak knives to butter your toast because you're too lazy to wash a proper butter knife

below the bare minimum amount of food is being let into Gaza because that is all Israel is willing to let in

prince william looked like such a dork tooting up the castle drive on his little e-scooter. huge 'guy on a segway' energy

remember a couple of weeks ago when a bunch of clowns were declaring that political violence had no place in usamerica? well here's the secretary of defence ensuring it gets to keep its medals of honor apnews.com/article/indi...

"It doesn’t solve any ‘problem’ — it creates the problem of using stolen performances to put actors out of work, jeopardizing performer livelihoods and devaluing human artistry.” zero chance I will be watching a movie with AI actors of my own free will variety.com/2025/film/ne...

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

I love how careless and sloppy you can be with water. Fill that glass up as fast as you want. Get it all over the place. Doesn't even matter. Soda drinkers wish they had even a fraction of this power.

let's bring back extremely long sentences. they used to go ON back in the day. describing someone's countenance and how agreeable or disagreeable it is or describing a room or someone's jacket? good luck to ai making it through the description of a dinner table and its guests without hallucinating

no offense to usamerica, but the decades spent devaluing subjects like history is really showing with these "political violence has no place in this country" comments. political violence has a place of honour in the usa

Just look at what their calling a two bedroom condo in Toronto these days www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

one good onion bhaji is worth 10 oreos at least

the homes in Sunnydale are gorgeous. I bet they don't go for a lot either what with being on the hellmouth and all

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

oh wow maybe housing should be a right and not just a straight-up commodity www.theglobeandmail.com/business/com...

Lord, grant me the patience to caramelize these onions

just fighting off tears over how many people showed up (thousands, including the king of sweden) to watch this 100+ years old timber church get moved five km down the road www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...

another day another getting the 1984 pop hit "one night in bangkok" from the musical "Chess" stuck in @jeffblackman.bsky.social head

I'm the wet bulb from the heat and humidity studies ama

guys please be an interesting animal

😎😎😎

Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.

frankly I needed this 5 to pull my abysmal average after going through their archived games ☹️

the Cat In the Hat gives more information on what he's up to than this

seeing this post alongside news that hackers were able to hijack google's gemini ai via a poisoned calendar invite and take over a smart home. lol. lmao even.

love those firefox suggested articles that are like "why is tech racing to adopt ai coding" like bruh, probably so they don't have to pay humans to do it anymore thereby killing yet another so-called guarenteed job track that we've been promising to the youth for over a decade now

by age 30 you should have: * strong opinions about birds * 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus * sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again * a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading * parasocial friendships with other people's pets

“Some of us aren’t creative enough to brainstorm without ChatGPT!” Well then maybe you should sit this one out.

no one is busier than a 3yo at the beach who has given themself a job

Read this very carefully: *One quarter* of all the people who have died of starvation in Gaza over the past 22 months have died in the past *3* days.

"The company is yet to experiment with creating plus-size women, claiming "the technology is not advanced enough for that". the ai. it's not advanced enough. the technology is not there. meanwhile humans have been creating thicc baddies successfully for millennia www.bbc.com/news/article...

so many people order at fast food restaurants like it's their first day on earth, and the process was described to them by someone who has only theoretical knowledge about ordering at a fast food restaurant

YES BAYBEE 😎

having at least one monarchy around is good because we can look at them and remember having some family's first born in charge of everything just because they were the first born is a bad idea

"Since May, more than 1,000 people have died while seeking food from the centres and other humanitarian convoys, according to the UN." Fuck the IDF www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

look at this cursed basement suite arrangement www.realtor.ca/real-estate/...