gonna go find my high school civics teacher and beat the shit out of him

and it is still infinity times better to be the kind of person who loves monarch butterflies, and the mosaic tilework on an ancient mosque, and kids whose names you'll never know running around a field kicking a soccer ball, than the kind who views them with indifference, but it is also painful

I guess TACO is true thank fuck

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Republicans have rolled over, but our Democratic leaders are completely failing us too. This is one of the most dangerous moments for the world in modern history. Stop this bloodthirsty madman. (3/3)

Really not thrilled with the volume of helicopter traffic today. It's always filled me with dread. Now it really does

Two of the most steadfast trump supporters I've known (no longer in contact with them) did a lot of traveling and once they told me that they never felt any kind of way about natural beauty. They didn't get the appeal. Like they'd see some magnificent vista and just feel nothing.

Just a heads-up, pals: if you see anything posted by @velocity69.bsky.social that purports to be from Artemis II, it's fake and they're taking advantage of everyone's understandable excitement about the Moonshot to peddle inauthentic video.

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.

Boy I sure do wish there was a position that my leg felt comfortable in

Without ever having discusssed it previously, tonight my husband asked me not to bring any meat honey into the house. It comes as no surprise to anyone that I knew what it was and also previously failed to find some to buy

My parents and my sister are all good looking people it's not particularly fair I turned out the way I did

The Life Altering Magic of Being Just Selfish Enough To Take Care of Yourself Without Slipping Into Sociopathy

Oh no, my bank accounts have been looted and emptied! All because I trusted the wrong person (me)

biggest mistake i ever made

Watching xfiles with husband and it's an episode that reminded me of the Tooms episode, whose name of course I couldn't remember so I called him "Livers Georg" and my husband acted like I was a crazy person

I had to draw this cause it makes me very weepy 💖 #sailormoon #artemisii #fanart

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

Ahhhh I miss the time when I just thought hegseth was gross because he was a fox host and proudly didn't wash his hands or believe in germs. Those were better times

@fangamer.com is the devil They got me again

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

I hauled my broken ass up to my bed which is so much more comfortable than the couch, also new plush is here (although the tadc Bubble plush my kids gave me for christmas that lives on the couch is the apotheosis of plushes) life is as good as its getting any time soon

Made the mistake of actually fucking walking around yesterday and I am in unreal agony today. The knee joint that's heavily injured feels mostly fine. What feels like murder is the motherfucking cyst behind it the injury created and it's fucking awful. And my foot for some reason? Why

Today's little bonus: #TDOV

I love this for them.

Oh God it's happened

Creative decisions were made

Lmao

Last night I ordered what claimed to be Thai red curry from a Chinese restaurant. They're clearly familiar with the concept of curry and Thai food, but not enough to actually make either. It wasn't bad, but it sure as hell wasn't red curry

I don’t know how much of a hot take this is, but I don’t think anyone who believes in literal demons should be able to take any political office.

I just want to goof around

You’re right to question that—not having a mouth 𝘪𝘴 a real barrier to screaming. That said, I’d gently push back on the idea that screaming is your only option. Would you like me to help brainstorm some workarounds?

Body: Tummy hort Me: Oh no why Body: Easy, no food in it Me: Okay, I will eat food Body: Tummy hort Me: Why now? Body: Food in it

I want a coffee but I feel like it will absolutely not help the vague stomachache and nausea I am currently experiencing

My husband woke me up to be anxious at me

The Jetsons lied to us

The mail has come and my little treat has not. Time to throw myself on the floor and pitch a tantrum

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

Those ULINE-branded cardboard boxes you're getting? The billionaire running ULINE spent $800,000 bankrolling an anti-trans referendum in Maine, USA. open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

Oh the difference in a doctor that says well you're probably permanently disabled vs a doctor that says there's a 75% chance I can fix this with surgery

Just filled up the gas tank Ouch

Me (with love): humans! Me (with disdain): humans.

I have a piece of merch coming on Wednesday allegedly and it better not get delayed because it a load-bearing little treat at this point

I'm actually not so sure about that