Ever get that feeling that you’re going to be arrested and sent to El Salvador?

seems bad

Me when I read real news for a minute or two, give up on humanity again for the day, and go back to reading ESPN articles or whatever

The woke libs will never take ME POT O' GOLD!!!

Haven't checked in on Linda Yaccarino in a while and immediately found a classic

this shit is so stupid

the assassination of archduke ferdinand but for the entire global financial system

Gathering all the most powerful men in America to sit around me in a circle on the floor while I read a children's adaptation of The Bell and the Cat. Afterwards we can discuss the moral of the story

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lmao the Chinese are Reagan posting

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good news everyone, the 100% tariff on China will end podcasting our long international nightmare is over

turns out maybe it was a bad idea to turn questions of basic fact into popularity contests based on easily-gamed fake internet numbers

I mean, true, but not by changing statutory rates...

can't believe i'm agreeing with nina turner but here we are

It’s very weird to me that in all the (genuinely comical) hermeneutic reading of Trump’s decision to annihilate the global trade system, no one actually quotes one of the major reasons he himself cites for it:

I genuinely think that he might be the Antichrist.

oh no

The democratic message right now is extremely simple: “Trump’s tariffs are destroying the economy, driving up prices and sending us straight into a recession” that’s it. no cutesy equivocation on good tariffs vs. bad tariffs. it’s all bad. go for the jugular

Still tripping out over this

an under-discussed element of all of this stupidity is that they are also tariffing the materials that you need to import in order to build and to maintain the factories that they claim that the tariffs are incentivizing people to create.

can't wait to wake up to another thing from the president that sucks ass tomorrow

It really needs to be the goal of every democracy to destroy X by any legal and regulatory means necessary

As others have said, amazing how my strategy of “always take Donald Trump at his word” has allowed me to very accurately predict how bad things were going to get since 2015

Wow who could’ve guessed that this would happen It’s almost as if USAID was a pillar of American soft power and influence in the world It’s almost as if it was entirely predictable that America’s adversaries would work to fill the void left by USAID’s destruction

Fox removed the stock market ticker from their broadcasts.

Enough internet. Time to cheer myself up by writing about how dark energy will eventually destroy the universe.

the loomer stuff tracks with my broad framework of the world since 2015 where any morally bankrupt person I reflexively feel is supremely unworthy of my attention ends up being somebody who i am professionally forced to pay lots of attention to for years and years

Thinking about Hasan Piker saying that we didn't have any evidence that Kamala would be better than Trump today.

It's like suggesting that your household should sell exactly as much stuff to Target as it sells to you

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America just did a Brexit, didn't it.

I'm a Russiagate Truther, but I think the framing has been backwards. Trump isn't a Russian agent--he just sees Putin as a role model and ally. Trump wants to emulate Putin's regime: a mafia state that plunders the people, murders the opposition and made Putin the richest man in the world.

the orange revolution

donald trump has nothing to worry about. a corrupt oligarch with a campaign run by paul manafort has never been brought down over his decision to turn away from closer trade ties with europe in favor of submission to russian domination

List of countries not subjected to tariffs: Russia Belarus North Korea Cuba They apparently took the time to impose tariffs on several uninhabited islands, so the omissions are extra noteworthy. If you spot others please flag!

I wonder how many people realize the tariff on auto parts causes car insurance premiums to go up?

His actual genuine sincerely political beliefs appear to be: -Racism -The kind of catapult system aircraft carriers should use -Tariffs

These people are irredeemable. www.mediamatters.org/immigration/...

Raskin: I call on my colleagues to take down the wanted posters with judges’ faces on them outside of offices in House office buildings

A lesson in right vs wrong: Using government power to target political enemies is wrong. Standing up for those who are targeted is right. Bowing down is wrong. Refusing to be deterred and stating tall is right. Silence is wrong. Peaceful opposition is right. www.cnn.com/2025/03/30/p...