For when your coach like to eat clock.

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Rece Davis has been hosting College GameDay with ESPN for over a decade. Today, he said the show he did in Berkeley last October with Cal fans is the best one he’s ever done. You can still catch him on a telecast singing Ott to Go. Take a bow Calgorithm. We made magic.

So much to unpack here, but let's not lose sight of the fact that his best example of a thing he did that made life better for people was a hypothetical thing he did not actually do.

Fun fact... there were only two locations on this tour where he did more than one night. His own hometown (LA) and Drake's (Toronto). A masterclass in hating.

government: always raising the price of stamps Costco: never raising the price of hot dogs

This is sad. Sacramento is a great city, worthy of professional sports. A city that turns up in big numbers for a mostly disappointing NBA team. Sacramento absolutely could support MLB baseball. But not like this. Not in a minor league park. Not for a horrible owner. And not at Oakland's expense.

Cal has landed five transfers in 24 hours at positions of need CB Brent Austin (USF) LB Harrison Taggart (BYU) S Jordan Sanford (Texas Tech) DT Zae Smith (FCS, Big 12 offers) K Chase Meyer (Penn State) Credit to Ron Rivera. Football fundraising drive making an instant impact.

Baltimore is a great spot for Teddye. Love New England for Woodson and KC for Nohl, too.

Hey if we could stop letting elite defensive players fall several spots beyond where they should fall so the Eagles can draft them, that would be great. Thanks.

mina is overqualified for all of this and we’re very lucky that she decided to do sports

One of many things I love about Mina is that she's a great litmus test for whether football fans are knowledgeable. If you don't respect Mina you don't know ball. It's that simple. So please, by all means Mina haters. Keep telling on yourselves. It makes you easy to identify, and we appreciate it.

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

You're welcome, Stanford! Hope that record-setting crowd enjoyed watching Stanford do what it does best: LOSE TO CAL

The people you care about, who make your life better, who make you laugh easily, who put a smile on your face... the people who you really connect with... The people who really matter... The ones who *get* you... Make sure they know. You never know when your last chance to tell them might be.

If you get funky when the beastie boys shout "HEY LADIES!" then you're a lady.

Me watching Cal football and Cal basketball at the beginning of next season and I guess probably the beginning of every season from now on

One last piece of hardware for one of greatest gymnasts to ever don a Cal leo! 🥉 Thank you, Mya. 💙💛 #GoBears | #OneDayBetter

Meet Day in Fort Worth! NCAA Championships 🐻 Mya Lauzon (BB, FX) & Maddie Williams (UB) ⌚️ 6 p.m PT/8 p.m. CT 📍 Dickies Arena | Fort Worth, TX 📺 ESPN 2 | calbea.rs/42AgTXw 📊 calbea.rs/4jB1tsG #GoBears | #OneDayBetter

Guys, I'm sorry. All of this is probably on me. You see, the Universe doesn't allow me to experience joy. So, anything that I decide to enjoy or believe in at all ultimately must end in disaster. Maybe if I stop caring about Cal football, the program can recover and the rest of you can be happy.

FUCK.

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Nico IamaleavingTennessee

What do you mean by "not normal"...? Well, what stickers and magnets do you put on your mini-fridge?

To be clear—if you use 🤣 it doesn’t necessarily mean you are a BOH. But if you’re a BOH, 9 times out of 10 you’re using 🤣.

Me when I read real news for a minute or two, give up on humanity again for the day, and go back to reading ESPN articles or whatever

this shit is so stupid

The woke libs will never take ME POT O' GOLD!!!

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