Whitney has gone. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @ #potterythrowdown

Statistically, West Ham united have been the best team in the world this weekend.

Just did a massive shit and sealed it in a Mason jar. Dm me if you’re interested in buying. No weirdos!

YAAAS. New Bridgerton starts later this month!

Wanted to make a salmon and jam sandwich but I’ve run out of cress. #Sad.

Why is Regis Le Bris wearing a Right Left Back jacket? #WHUVSUN

Summerville you beauty 😍

Don’t worry folks. Only today and tomorrow of this horrible weekend to get over then it’s quiz night Monday on BBC2.

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

Trump actually said “if it wasn’t for us you’d be speaking German” The man is a fucking lunatic.

I’ve cancelled our trip @tambassador.bsky.social

Yeah sex is good but when that peng cup of tea hits.

I totally forgot Shinzo Abe was assassinated.

I’m the sort of person who drinks breakfast tea at 4pm. You DO NOT want to fuck with me.

If you post on Truth Social. You’re a paedophile.

British people who support Trump are fucking idiots.

Absolutely loved the shade thrown by @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social on #OnlyConnect tonight. #ThingsAmericansSpellIncorrectly

Afcon? Completed it mate.

Black rape.

Bumlog Millionaire.

Just watching Would I false to you.

I’m only going to watch #Motd tonight because they are due to confirm that Spurs supporters are all members of a grooming gang.

The commentators keep going on about “The forest defenders”. They should use their correct name “The Merry Men”

Whilst I’m at it. There shouldn’t be someone called Igor Jesus. Sounds like someone has grown our Lord Baby Christ in a lab!

Declan Rice could tell me his last name was Griswold and I’d believe it. The soppy looking Griswold.

If I was at the Arsenal v Forest game this evening. I’d be singing 🎶 Aina, Aina. Love your Mum’s vagina🎶 I can tell you!

Telly tonight is complete dogshit. #KhanOut

Man hospitalised with burns to the inside of his mouth after birthday celebrations go horribly wrong

West Ham United are quite simply the greatest team in the world and Crystal Palace are paedophiles.

Can’t we have a whip round and get Molly Mae a service wash.

“Magarshack's fluency really opened these giants up to English readers in that mid-century wave”

But when is Sir Keir so called Starmer going to outlaw those social media accounts that pretend to be a dog! 😤😡🤬🇬🇧 #coyi

Got the Clint Eastwood satnav for my roadtrip around Scotland. It just keeps saying “Right turn, …Clyde”

Posting on Bluesky is like turning on an energy saving lightbulb. I’ll come back next Tuesday when this has uploaded.

In a former life I was the one who died of piles and was killed by several accidents.

Gonna tell my Grandkids that this is the Famileigh.

"HUFFLEPUFF!"

I like my women how I like my newspapers. Bundled into a van.

Good news bad news

this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen

Same

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

I’m going to have an motherfucking cup of tea and some honey on toast. Let the lefties and foreigners try and stop that!

Please never forget that Gregg Wallace headbutted my friend’s brother, in a pub in Putney

Knock knock Who’s there? Adam Peaty’s mum. I’m not at the wedding party. I wasn’t invited

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